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As a director and a professional
animator, I know how hard it is

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to get your work not only made,
but seen,

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so I was delighted to hear
that BBC Four,

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and the British Film Institute
had offered grants for the

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creation of 30 new animated films
by new and emerging talent.

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Tonight,
we're going to see the TV premiere.

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What's unique and really important
about this particular scheme

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is that BBC Four are being brave
and allowing film-makers

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so early in their career to have
their work shown on mainstream TV.

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What's interesting
is that even today,

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in the era of smartphones,

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is that we can still make films
one frame at a time,

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to tell these personal stories
and how we relate to each other.

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And animation can do that
in a way which can almost...

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In a microscopic level,
and use highly imaginative devices,

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through magical moments,
through stop-frame, through 2-D,

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through CG techniques,
all created one frame at a time.

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It's a very laborious process,

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but it yields
really interesting results.

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This collection of animated films
that have been made by a cohort

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of new film-makers say something
very specific about society today.

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Not only are they personal stories
about relationships and how

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we interact with each other,
they're looking outside at the world

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and how we engage with society,
and, dare I say, the word Brexit.

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These films show
the wealth of talent here

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working in Britain today.

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The first three films we're going
to see tonight are all

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stories about animals.

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Of course, they are telling us

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something very human about
ourselves.

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They're allegories for life.

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It's a theme that's been used

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from Halas and Batchelor
in Animal Farm,

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it's been used recently
with Wes Anderson and Isle Of Dogs.

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But these film-makers -

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today's animators - are using
the theme to really investigate

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confinement, and to look at
who we are when we escape.

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These aren't cartoons. These films
are serious entertainment,

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that provoke further debate
and conversation.

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PENGUINS CHIRP

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Oh! Oh! Oh...

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh.

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Ohh!

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Oh...

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Ohh. Oh!

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HE GRUNTS

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Ugh.

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HE GURGLES

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, oh.

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Ohh!

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CRACKING

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Gah!

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Oh...

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Hmm.

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Hm? Hmm.

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Ohh!

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BANGS AND CRASHES

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ALL: Oh!

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EXPLOSION
ALL: Oh!

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DOOR HANDLE SQUEAKS

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A-ha!

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RATTLING

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BANG

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Ahh.

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HE LAUGHS

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WAVES LAPPING

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# Some glad morning
when this life is over

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# I'll fly away...#

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WAVES LAPPING

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# To a home on God's celestial
shore

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# I'll... #

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ALARM BUZZES

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# Some glad morning
when this life is over

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# I'll fly away

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# To a home on...#

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ALARM BUZZES

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# Some glad morning...#

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# Some glad morning,
when this life is over

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# I'll fly away

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# To a home on God's celestial shore

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# I'll fly... #

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# Some glad morning...#

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THEY GASP

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# Some glad morning

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# When this life is... #

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# Some glad morning

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# When this life is over

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# I'll fly away

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# To a home on God's celestial shore

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# I'll fly away. #

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CREEPING MUSIC PLAYS

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PERCUSSIVE BEATS

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CHEERY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS

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CREEPING MUSIC PLAYS

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DRAMATIC STRINGS PLAY

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HE PLAYS TUNELESSLY

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HE PLAYS TUNELESSLY

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TUNE WHISTLES FROM AFAR

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TUNE WHISTLES AGAIN

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HE PLAYS MORE TUNEFULLY

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HE PLAYS EVEN MORE TUNEFULLY

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FANFARE STOPS SUDDENLY

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FOOTSTEPS

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WHISTLING

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HE PLAYS TUNEFULLY

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The next three films you're about
to see are all about other worlds.

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They range from the Arctic to
distant, far-off planets and moons,

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all the way back in time
to 1980s Nigeria.

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They use a combination
of techniques.

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They use 2D experimental animation,

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they use 3D digital technology

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and they use puppet stop-frame
animation.

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All of these worlds
are about human survival, memories.

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Pay attention
not only to what you can see

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but what you can also hear

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by the way the animators are working
with sound designers and composers

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to make these other worlds
utterly compelling and immersive.

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My earliest childhood memory was

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when I went back to Nigeria
with my mother.

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I was four years old.

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I was born in Lagos,
and lived there until I was one.

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That's me in 1988, when I was four.

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Walking through
the busy market street,

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I start a rhythmic dance to

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the colourful sounds of people
shouting and laughing.

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I recall eating barbecued corn on
the cob from the street sellers

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who were surrounded by foggy smoke.

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I was frightened by
the giant snails.

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The most desirable would be seasoned

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and tossed into a tantalising
spicy stew.

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The taste from eating raw plantain
in a treehouse is still delectable.

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Summer was youthful, and unfamiliar
surroundings were comforting.

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It felt like home again.

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My mother bought me
two toffee sweets

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covered in gold and pink wrapping.

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I wanted to share the sweets
with my cousins,

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resisting temptation in what felt
like the longest car journey.

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My cousins lived in Lagos Mainland.

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Their strong Nigerian accent
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almost like poetry.

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I wanted to play with them
all day long.

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My grandmother lived on
Lagos Island.

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She was more beautiful
than I'd imagined.

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She sat under the burning orange
sun, wearing traditional attire.

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I noticed that she was barefooted,

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so I asked my mother if I could
remove my sandals.

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She replied with a firm, "No!"

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But my grandmother told my mother
to let me, and so she did.

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I wondered, "Who is this woman
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Running around the compound
in excitement,

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my feet were absorbing
the warmth of the foreign land,

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my body jerking like a ritual dance
to the drumming of my grandmother

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using a wooden spoon, mixing
together water and dried cassava.

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The past can hold us captive when we
miss the things that have changed.

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This was the last time
that I saw my grandmother.

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She passed away a few years later.

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But her spirit lives on
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These are some of my most
beautiful memories.

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WOMAN SINGS IN YORUBA

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DOOR OPENS

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SCREECHING

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SAD SOUNDS

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ROUSING MUSIC

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JARRING CELLO PLAYS

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WIND BLOWS

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WAVES TRICKLE

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HE SIGHS

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STOMACH RUMBLES

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HE SIGHS

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HE GROANS SOFTLY

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FIRE CRACKLES

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HE GROANS SOFTLY

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FIRE CRACKLING INTENSIFIES

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HE SIGHS

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HE GROANS SOFTLY

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DOG PANTS AND WHIMPERS

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DOG DRINKS

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DOG PANTS AND WHIMPERS

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HE GASPS

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JARRING MUSIC

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ECHOED BARKS

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ECHOED BARKS

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DOG BARKS

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SQUELCH

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GURGLING

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SOMBRE MUSIC

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The next three films take us
deep into the interior life

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of three very, very
different characters.

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They range in tone from sci-fi,
to a dark fairy tale, to farce.

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They use a combination of
2-D animation drawn over puppets

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to 3-D digital techniques.

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All in a way that takes us
deep, deep, deep

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below the skin of characters in
a way that live-action cannot,

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and they explore
obsession and paranoia.

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Ham sandwich.

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Ham sandwich.

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Ham sandwich!

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3am, and here I am, once again
sinking into a whirlpool of

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if onlys and Oh, God, whys?

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My mind stuck on a loop, a broken
carousel, a never-ending record.

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I just want to sleep!

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But no, 11 hours 23 minutes later,

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the hippocampus, that little
nugget deep in my brain,

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is furiously toiling away,
hellbent on keeping me awake,

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reliving what I did today
over and over.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh! It's funny, isn't it?

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Ha-ha! Yeah.

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THEY FALL SILENT

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Ah, me. Er, right...

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HE COUGHS

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Good one, good one. That's funny.

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You know, I actually heard
quite a good one the other day.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar
and tries to order a drink,

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and the barman says,

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"We don't serve food here".

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Ha!

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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SILENCE

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WIND WHISTLES

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HE WHIMPERS

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PHONE RINGS

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THEY START TO TALK AGAIN

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Oh! Why did I say anything?!

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Why a joke?

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They all stared at me like I'd
murdered their cat, or something!

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171,476 words in the English
language to choose from,

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and that was all I could think of!

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Oh, God! I'm going to have to quit.

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Yes, have a fresh start.

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I'll move to Germany
and start an alpaca farm.

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The alpacas won't judge me.

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Or would they?

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I'll never look at a ham sandwich
in the same way again!

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Memory is so strange.

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I know all the British monarchs,
and recognise every nautical knot,

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but birthdays elude me.

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I remember capital cities, but not
the name of someone I've just met.

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Running over the same tired memories
like a hamster in a wheel.

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A never-ending cycle of deja vu.

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Someone once told me that deja vu
was us briefly connecting

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with our past lives.

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That it was a spiritual sign
we were repeating the same mistakes.

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She never did like facts.

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We don't serve food here.

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Oh!

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If only we could choose to forget.

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So many memories
that keep coming back.

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Ones that just stick with you.

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LAUGHTER

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Mum! My hamster!

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SOBBING

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Oh, Frank. I think
we should just be friends.

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But we're in the bath.

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Nice cup of tea.

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SLOWED DOWN: But the Barman says,

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"We...don't...serve...food...here".

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Ahhhh!

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The more we think on a memory,
the more it distorts.

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The more we focus on the details,
the more they blur and fragment.

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My nan had dementia
when she died last year.

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00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,960
She couldn't remember.

265
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,920
I only have a handful
of memories left of her now.

266
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,920
Am I forgetting who she is,
the more I try to picture her?

267
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,600
Am I changing who she was?

268
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,040
Sleep is the only way out of this.

269
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,080
I don't think I have ever felt
freer than when I dream.

270
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,520
Like whatever's happened
gets swept clean.

271
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,360
I can think clearly again.

272
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,640
If I could sleep, then I could
bury today in the back of my...

273
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:37,440
SHOUTING: A ham sandwich walks into
a bar and tries to order a drink!

274
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:42,080
But the barman says,
"We don't serve food here!"

275
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,000
Ham sandwich. Ham sandwich.

276
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,480
MUSIC AND WORDS JUMBLE

277
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,360
..tries to murder a cat...

278
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,440
A ham sandwich. A ham sandwich.

279
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,400
And the barman says...

280
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,560
I've got an allergy,
take the cat out.

281
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,040
Ham sandwich.

282
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,680
UNINTELLIGIBLE JUMBLE OF WORDS

283
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,720
Ham sandwich! Walks into a bar,
tries to order a drink!

284
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,640
Oh, my grandma! Grandma!

285
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,240
WHISPERING: "..don't serve
food here."

286
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:20,120
SILENCE

287
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:26,040
A ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,
a ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,

288
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,120
a ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,
a ham sandwich...

289
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,800
HE STRAINS

290
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,160
A ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,
a ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,

291
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,520
a ham sandwich, a ham sandwich,
a ham sandwich...

292
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,200
Ohhh!

293
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,120
Oh, no!

294
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,920
Ahhh!

295
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,520
Oh, no.

296
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,200
No.

297
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,520
Frank?

298
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,520
Are you all right? The joke, James.

299
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,040
I can't stop thinking about it.

300
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,680
Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

301
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,720
The entire office was there.

302
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,360
You heard it.

303
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,000
I don't know what you mean, mate.

304
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,760
Maybe get a couple of hours' sleep
before work, eh?

305
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,920
If I was a monster...

306
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:17,880
You know, a real, proper monster...

307
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:24,760
..I wouldn't go round the houses
with big, old, nasty teeth

308
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,480
and horrible, long claws...

309
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,920
..making it bleeding obvious.

310
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,480
No.

311
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,080
What I'd do is I'd blend in.

312
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,880
Camouflage myself.

313
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,960
I'd be the last of all God's
creatures anyone ever suspected...

314
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,960
..of eating them up.

315
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,160
Who knows?

316
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:05,720
Perhaps I'd blend in so well,

317
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,640
even I could not tell I was
a monster.

318
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,080
Did you ever hear the story of
the Three Crow Boys?

319
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:26,200
Being so ugly, the Three Crow Boys
were to be killed at birth.

320
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,600
But once the doctors were being
sick...

321
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,040
..they made their escape.

322
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,680
The Three Crow Boys searched
the streets, all night.

323
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,480
Until, as luck may have it,

324
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,880
they found the house of
a lonely old nightmare.

325
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,200
Oh, you poor little creatures.

326
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,800
I saw so many things,
so many wild, incredible things...

327
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,720
They immediately liked the old man,

328
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:31,360
for he told them many terrifying
stories about the war...

329
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,840
GROTESQUE WAR SOUNDS

330
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,880
..which made them smile.

331
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,120
Inside.

332
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,760
CROW BOYS CAW

333
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,400
The old man soon learned that crows
are not only the most

334
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,560
intelligent of all birds,

335
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,320
but also the most vicious.

336
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,200
CROWS BOYS FIGHT AND THROW THINGS

337
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,040
And greedy.

338
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,920
CROW BOYS SNORT

339
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:28,760
But, being so lonely,
the old man loved them...

340
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,040
Goodnight, my little ones.

341
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,240
SNORING

342
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,440
..as if they were his own.

343
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,800
As you might imagine, the
Three Crow Boys became very curious

344
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,200
about the world outside.

345
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,080
And despite the old man's
protests...

346
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,200
No, no, no, no, no.

347
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,480
..they decided to explore
the city one night.

348
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,080
Oh, deary, deary me.

349
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,480
The next morning, as the
Crow Boys slept,

350
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,520
there was a special announcement
on the wireless.

351
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,440
Ladies and gentlemen.

352
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,760
A boy in the Whitechapel area
disappeared from his bed last night.

353
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,480
There are signs of a break-in.

354
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:57,480
Police fear foul play and
encourage extreme caution.

355
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:06,600
The old man just knew that the
Crow Boys were involved somehow.

356
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:16,400
And he begged them not to go out
again, the next night.

357
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,920
I'll you once, I'll tell you
a thousand times...

358
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,080
But his words,
they fell on deaf ears.

359
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,240
..it's a dangerous world
round here.

360
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,440
It's got all kinds...

361
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,160
of terrible things!

362
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,760
Ladies and gentlemen.

363
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,160
Last night, a second boy
disappeared from his bed in

364
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,760
the Whitechapel area.

365
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,600
The head of police claims they
are following a promising lead.

366
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,040
Please stay vigilant and stay
tuned.

367
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:15,360
The old man wondered why the things
he loved most...

368
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,840
..always fell apart.

369
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,640
Every single time.

370
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:36,400
With tears running down his face,
he awoke the Three Crow Boys

371
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,520
with their favourite camomile tea.

372
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,600
And he told them a particularly
terrible tale...

373
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,960
..of how he lost his family...

374
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,840
..and his eyes...

375
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,000
CROWS CAW

376
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:13,760
..and with a smile on each of their
faces, one by one...

377
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,720
..by one...

378
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:24,840
..the Three Crow Boys slipped away.

379
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,560
Oh, dear, dear, dear.

380
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:03,960
When the sun finally arose,
there was another announcement...

381
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,400
..on the wireless.

382
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,120
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

383
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:16,120
A third boy in the Whitechapel area
disappeared last night.

384
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,120
Police say they have
identified a prime suspect.

385
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,840
The game's up old man, come out!

386
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,080
We know you're in there...

387
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,800
Stay tuned for more updates on
this tragic story.

388
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,200
We need a lot of dogs, right now.

389
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:47,080
This can't be happening. We know
what you've done, you monster!

390
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,240
Monster!

391
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,960
Let us in right now.
One, two, three, go!

392
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,280
HE SOBS

393
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:07,120
SOBS TURN INTO LAUGHTER

394
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:14,440
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

395
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,800
MACHINE RUMBLES

396
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,280
STATIC HISSES

397
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,720
MACHINE BEEPS

398
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,880
MACHINE CHIRPS

399
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,520
CLOCK TICKS

400
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,240
MACHINE CHIRPS

401
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,720
MACHINE CHIRPS

402
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,080
CLOCK TICKS

403
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,480
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

404
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,200
HIGH-PITCHED SONAR PULSE ECHOES

405
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,400
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

406
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,480
LOW-PITCHED SONAR PULSE ECHOES

407
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:08,560
PHONE-LIKE RINGING

408
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,840
PHONE RINGS

409
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,320
PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

410
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,080
ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS

411
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:30,680
STATIC HISSES

412
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,240
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

413
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,880
WHIRRING

414
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,000
STATIC HISSES

415
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,800
THUNDER RUMBLES

416
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,080
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

417
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,320
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

418
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,840
LOW-PITCHED SONAR PULSE ECHOES

419
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,160
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

420
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,080
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

421
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,120
STATIC HISSES

422
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,160
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

423
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,280
LOW-PITCHED SONAR PULSE ECHOES

424
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,280
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

425
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,160
SONAR PULSE ECHOES

426
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,800
STATIC HISSES

427
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,360
PHONE RINGS

428
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:00,720
ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS

429
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,120
Hello?

430
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,960
Hello, Frank?

431
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,920
Are you there?

432
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:39,120
Tonight's four final films all
explore the perennial theme of love.

433
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,200
They're not typical love stories.

434
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:45,800
They're unusual stories,
perfect for the use of animation.

435
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,240
Love beyond the grave.

436
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,120
Love in a controlling relationship.

437
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:54,520
The desire to move on,
and one is holding you back.

438
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,000
Erotica -

439
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,800
how do you use animation
to communicate erotica

440
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,160
in a way that any other
medium cannot?

441
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:09,120
Lost love, toxic love,
failed love, perfect love...

442
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,480
Sit back and enjoy.

443
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:36,920
CLOCK TICKS

444
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,640
ERIC SIGHS

445
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,680
CLOCK TICKS

446
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,320
Dear Elsie...

447
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,400
..without you...

448
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:19,200
Without you...

449
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,840
..nights are cold.

450
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,360
Without you...

451
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,360
..Paree is not so gay.

452
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,960
HE PANTS

453
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,440
HE BLOWS HARD

454
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,400
HE COUGHS

455
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,720
RECORD CRACKLES

456
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,000
NO MUSIC PLAYS

457
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:27,440
Without you, life has no music.

458
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,240
Without you...

459
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,800
..my tea has no sugar.

460
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:52,360
Without you...

461
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,680
..seconds can take...

462
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,040
..hours.

463
01:13:58,040 --> 01:13:59,360
CLOCK TICKS SLOWLY

464
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,440
GLASS SMASHES
HE GASPS

465
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,480
WIND HOWLS

466
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,080
HE PANTS

467
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,200
HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

468
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,880
HE PANTS

469
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,040
HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

470
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,600
Oh!

471
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,040
With you...

472
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,640
ERIC CHUCKLES

473
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,360
All right, darlin'?

474
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,280
CLASSICAL MUSIC

475
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,680
ARCHIE: Mm... That's better,
isn't it?

476
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,760
OPERATIC SINGING

477
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,160
SHE SIGHS

478
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,280
HE SIGHS

479
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,640
CAT MEOWS

480
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,920
CAT PURRS

481
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,280
Oh!

482
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,520
SHE GASPS

483
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,040
SHE SIGHS

484
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,080
Um...

485
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,640
Hmm...

486
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,600
SHE EXHALES

487
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,240
Mmm!

488
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,800
SHE CHUCKLES

489
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,440
Mmm...

490
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,280
Mmm...

491
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,560
SHE GASPS

492
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,480
CAT MEOWS, HE GROANS

493
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,040
You wouldn't believe
the state of grooming nowadays.

494
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:47,800
Ugh! Disgusting!

495
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,040
SHE SIGHS

496
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,200
Well, at least I get to
come back to you.

497
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,760
Argh! Get rid of it! Get rid of it!

498
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,640
SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
Oh...

499
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,960
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

500
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,560
Archie...

501
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,480
..it's gone now.

502
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,000
HE EXHALES DEEPLY

503
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:33,000
I'm sorry.
It was just...a stressful day.

504
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,960
Anyway, we'll soon have enough.

505
01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:00,120
Mm-hmm...

506
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,360
Mm-hmm...

507
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,920
Hm!

508
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,000
SHE MOANS WITH PLEASURE

509
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,360
Mm...

510
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,120
CAT MEOWS

511
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,040
SHE CHUCKLES

512
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,560
Hello!

513
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,400
SHE CHUCKLES

514
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,840
Mm...

515
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,680
ECHOED: What are you doing?

516
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,160
Archie! I...

517
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,680
Ugh!

518
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,520
Right, in the bathroom.

519
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,720
HE SNORES

520
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,760
Uh...

521
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:36,400
HE CONTINUES TO SNORE

522
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,240
SHE GROANS

523
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,280
Mmm...

524
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,720
Mary?
SHE GASPS

525
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,240
Mary?

526
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,200
Mary!

527
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,200
I'll do that today.

528
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,200
It's fine. I've already done it.

529
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,920
It needs taping.

530
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:09,840
It's OK, I can do that.

531
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,000
Mary...!
SHE GROANS

532
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,320
Give...

533
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,720
..it...

534
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,520
..here!

535
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,920
Ugh!

536
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,480
HE GASPS AND QUIVERS

537
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,080
What have you done with it?

538
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:38,960
That's it!

539
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,240
CAT MEOWS

540
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,240
CAR HORNS BLARE

541
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,080
Please, Archie. Come here!

542
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,280
MAN GRUMBLES

543
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:10,880
Huh...

544
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,640
Archibald, stop!

545
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,600
I don't want to.

546
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,720
But it's disgusting, Mary!
It's... It's horrible. It's...

547
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:41,360
VOICE QUIVERS:
It's un... It's unnatural.

548
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,720
WOMAN GIGGLES

549
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,200
Everybody's hairy, Archie.

550
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:02,720
HE GASPS

551
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,280
Mary!

552
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,640
Wha...?

553
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:36,240
ELECTRONIC PULSING

554
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:04,880
EERIE WHOOSHING

555
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,480
CREAKING

556
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:39,360
I could feel his hand in my...
in my hand, but then...

557
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:43,760
..it felt like the rest of my body
was really far away.

558
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,120
I remember looking down
at my hand...

559
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,880
..and I was just looking at this
moment, because it felt like

560
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,000
a more profound moment

561
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,080
than just simply holding hands.

562
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,200
I think... I think this is it.

563
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,760
I think I'm actually in love.

564
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,480
ECHOING: Actually in love.

565
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,280
This is so intense. Overwhelming.

566
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,440
Sick. Sickening. En su tete.

567
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:24,760
It is the animal inside.

568
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:33,160
Freed from the mind. Just purely...

569
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:36,520
..animalistic.

570
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,280
It's a force, it's a life force.

571
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,440
RAPID BEATING

572
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,000
ECHOING: Animalistic.

573
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,840
All love is a kind of
ruinous enslavement.

574
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:18,000
I want this person to be me.

575
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,560
PLATE SHATTERS

576
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,040
Our world was getting smaller and
smaller and smaller.

577
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:51,440
It's all just destroyed so easily.

578
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:53,600
It's all so fragile,

579
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,680
and it can all burst apart.

580
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,440
DOOR CREAKS

581
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,600
I did fall out of love,

582
01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:00,560
and it was rather...

583
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,360
..full of guilt and regret.

584
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,280
And, erm, a failure.

585
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,160
So intense.
ECHOING: So intense.

586
01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:44,240
Panic. Desperation.

587
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:16,520
Y-You're just so empty.

588
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,440
My guys.

589
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,400
My guys, my guys.

590
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,720
How are we today?

591
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:01,160
Hm?

592
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:05,120
Me?

593
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:07,840
Oh, I'm good.

594
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,240
I'm good.

595
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,200
3D scan complete.

596
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:14,120
I've got tits from space.

597
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:15,560
And an arse from hell.

598
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,440
I've never been better.

599
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:24,320
3D print in progress.

600
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:31,120
I've got a good feeling
about this one.

601
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,280
It is a pleasure to meet you.

602
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,680
PULSATING MUSIC

603
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,440
# Slug life is my only life

604
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:05,520
MUSIC STOPS

605
01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:07,480
RAPID CLAPPING

606
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:12,200
FLIES BUZZ

607
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:18,560
CHUCKLE

608
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,840
Good to have you back, friend.

609
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:28,880
Two weeks is too long
without our Tanya.

610
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,880
Where have you been?

611
01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:37,240
I've been...

612
01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:43,320
..working on a new project.

613
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:46,120
CHUCKLING
Can't wait to meet him.

614
01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:49,400
I think I've finally
found the formula...

615
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:51,400
for total perfection.

616
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:54,120
Me?

617
01:34:54,120 --> 01:34:55,960
Oh.

618
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,480
Are his proportions divine?

619
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,400
Yeah.

620
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:04,440
But most of all,

621
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,400
they just really get me.

622
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:07,720
You know?

623
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:08,920
GUFFAWING

624
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,840
I can really be myself around him.

625
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:14,720
GUFFAWING

626
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:16,840
Come here, you little pervert.

627
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:19,160
No, no, no!

628
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:21,640
GUFFAWING

629
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,800
DOOR SLAMS

630
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,720
What a beautiful day.

631
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:50,400
THUNDER ROLLS

632
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,760
Stay out of my room, Marcy.

633
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:57,440
I'm going to be on the...

634
01:35:57,440 --> 01:36:00,120
DOOR SLAMS
..radio in five minutes.

635
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,080
No, no!

636
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:10,000
Tanya, as your partner...

637
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:15,680
..I would like to get a grip
on your gestures and inflections.

638
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,760
Puzzle you out a little.

639
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:22,960
I'm not fussed on getting a drink.

640
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:26,120
Let's make it caramels, or whatever.

641
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:30,080
Sure, baby.

642
01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:36,040
Tanya, where are my bones?

643
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,240
You don't want bones, slug.

644
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:40,160
They just get in the way.

645
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:42,080
RADIO: 'And now, in it to win it,

646
01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:44,560
with his rendition
of Are You Contagious,

647
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:47,200
'we have Marcy on the line!'

648
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,840
'This is a dedication
to my flatmate.

649
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,920
# Tanya, I'm curious

650
01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:54,520
# No doubt about it

651
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:57,600
# So curious

652
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:00,240
# No doubt in my mind... #

653
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:03,080
Tanya, am I a freak?

654
01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:07,200
Yes. A freak of nature.

655
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:08,280
Like me.

656
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:16,640
# Look right through me, baby, now

657
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:23,000
# Are you contagious?

658
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:33,080
# Contagious

659
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:39,360
# Contagious... #

660
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:49,000
Everybody having a good time?

661
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,280
He's the one, ladies.

662
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:59,560
Whoa!

663
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,960
Not bad.

664
01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:05,240
Reminds me of myself as a young man.

665
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:20,480
Lady, you are a vision and
your big friend seems nice.

666
01:38:20,480 --> 01:38:24,320
Ha-ha, I'm the Sun, you damn fool!

667
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,160
GUFFAWING

668
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:27,720
Come and join us, Marcy.

669
01:38:41,320 --> 01:38:42,720
# Nice face

670
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:44,440
# Shame about the haircut

671
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:46,200
# Good body

672
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:48,240
# Bad conversation

673
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:49,720
# Nice face

674
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:51,400
# Shame about the haircut

675
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:52,920
# Good body

676
01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:54,680
# Bad conversation

677
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:56,360
# Nice face

678
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:58,440
# Bad conversation

679
01:38:58,440 --> 01:39:00,040
# Nice face

680
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:02,400
# Bad conversation

681
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:03,520
# Nice face

682
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,240
# Bad conversation

683
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:06,760
# Good body

684
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:08,320
# Good body. #

