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Sit back...

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It's so naughty!

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..strap in...

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It was quite an eye-opener.

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What?
..and get ready to return...

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They banned the video!

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..to naughty, naughty 1984.

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The world stopped turning
at that point.

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And what had our scandalised tongues
wagging?

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Even if she'd been 16,
she was still too young for him.

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They were at it!

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That is shocking!

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There were political puppets...

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AS MARGARET THATCHER: I do not
take orders from men.

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And don't you ever forget it!

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..while video got nasty.

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They were classic movies
she had a problem with.

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I have far too much respect
for my mind.

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Over the next two hours, we'll take
a deep dive into the outrageous...

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Blasphemy, darling,
what was she doing?!

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..and gobsmacking events of '84...

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Listen, I might seem like a traitor.

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..as the nation watches tragedy
unfold live...

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You knew something
had gone dreadfully wrong.

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It was absolutely horrible.

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..and politics
takes a sinister turn.

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It makes you very frightened

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and very determined
that they're not going to win.

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It was outspoken...

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Like a monstrous carbuncle.

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He really wasn't allowed
to say that.

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..shocking...

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I don't know what happened.
I can't remember.

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Oh, I'm getting upset now.

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..and crazily controversial.

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I thought it was rubbish.

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It's OK to be wrong about things,
Michael,

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and you were wrong about
Doctor Who.

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These are the most
extraordinary events

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in TV, showbiz, music
and politics that were...

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George Orwell predicted 1984
would be bleak -

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he had no idea.

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Forget Big Brother,
we had a big sister in charge,

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and not everyone was happy.

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The police are already
blocking off roads.

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It seemed to be
wall-to-wall anarchy.

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It is unlawful assembly.

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And that chaos spilled from
our streets onto our screens,

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as Britain's youth revelled
in gratuitous violence

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from the comfort of their sofas.

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One series which some,
particularly older reviewers,

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find tasteless is The Young Ones.

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The second series of the rebellious
and ground-breaking sitcom

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The Young Ones didn't just raise
the comedy bar,

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it repeatedly smashed viewers
over the head with it.

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It was anarchic, it was naughty,

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it was just deeply funny,

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and rude, really rude.

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All of Felicity Kendal's
underwear...

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that needs a good wash.

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It was like nothing
I'd ever seen before.

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It was like punk the sitcom.

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Hands up who likes me.

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Damn! Right, that's it,
I'm going to kill myself.

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Then you'll be sorry.
No, we won't.

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The Young Ones
was completely controversial,

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and you never really knew
what was going to happen next.

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It was fantastic
cos this was a show for me,

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this was not a show
for my mum and dad,

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this was a show for young people.

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Comedy duo Rik Mayall
and Ade Edmondson,

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along with Alexei Sayle
and Ben Elton

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were pioneers of '80s
alternative comedy.

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Upcoming BBC producer Paul Jackson,
on the lookout for edgy new talent,

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had caught them live
at The Comedy Store.

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I was a young assistant
in the entertainment department,

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and I've always loved comedy
and I thought,

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"Oh, I must go
and have a look at this,"

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and I was knocked out.
I went back to the BBC and said,

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"Look, there's this thing happening,
we should do something about it."

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Rik Mayall, a natural disruptor,

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had already unleashed
his spoof reporter Kevin Turvey

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to BBC sketch show
A Kick Up The Eighties,

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and wanted to go further.

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Good evening, Britain.

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Tonight, I'd like to talk about
shark fishing,

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but I don't know the first thing
about it.

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I'm going to have to talk about
something else, I think.

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Mayall was keen not to just push
TV boundaries, but burn them,

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and following an offer from Jackson,

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Mayall began writing
with American Lise Mayer

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and British political satirist
Ben Elton.

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Their intention -
to kick the very concept of sitcom

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down the garden path.

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Now, that IS a miracle!

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We'd had The Good Life...

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..and we'd had
Wendy Craig, Butterflies.

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Sexy legs.
Is that a joke?

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Is it? Is that a joke?

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And suddenly, somebody is putting
their head through a wall.

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There's head-butting,
nuclear bombs,

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people are punching each other.

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It was just so high energy,
so revolutionary,

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and yet it was sort of
a domestic sitcom all along.

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The scripts are actually absolutely
bog-standard sitcom procedure.

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You've got four characters
with very explicit characteristics

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which never change,
you lob a situation into it,

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whether it's a bomb in the cellar
or the end-of-term exams...

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Oh! Oh!

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Wow! Yeah!

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..they all react in
their own different ways,

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and then the whole thing
reconciles in the final scene.

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It's a very traditional comedy.

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Not traditional enough, though,

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for the self-appointed guardians
of the British moral compass.

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It was controversial in the sense
that there was a lot of violence

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in the show, quite graphic violence,
you know, Vivian loses his head

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and blood spurts everywhere.

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You took your time, you bastard!

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People said it was too violent.

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It had a kind of element of cruelty
to it that felt kind of new.

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Why do you think that
an older audience would be offended,

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as some of them were,
by both the language...

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And they claim to be disgusted
by some of the stuff

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they saw on The Young Ones?

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I'm sure they are.

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I mean, we certainly didn't
set out that way,

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we just put in the stuff
that made us laugh,

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and I think that's all you can do.

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Nobody was trying to offend anybody,
you know,

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that's a really
basic misunderstanding.

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If the kids are united,
we will never be divided!

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Did we think it would
be controversial?

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Well, if you'd asked us at the time,

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probably we thought people
would object, but we didn't care,

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and it wasn't the purpose.

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I'm being hassled
in the street by a chick.

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Don't make me paranoid, man.

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Stop making him paranoid, you slag!

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Oh!

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It's very slapstick violence,
The Young Ones.

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It is, it's The Three Stooges,
really.

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I mean, it's lots of eye poking and
hits over the head with frying pans.

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I mean, it's Tom and Jerry
made real.

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Oh, wow, a wet bum.
Just what I need. Far out.

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It's boy farty toilet humour.

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Achtung!
BUZZING

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It's not an automatic!
EXPLOSION

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There were no trigger warnings
in 1984,

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but nowadays, the sensitive
are given ample alerts.

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It's even more shocking now

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because there's things
that we thought were OK to say

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and situations we thought
were OK to represent

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that would never make it through
any kind of compliance now.

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Vyv can you, like, actually
kill yourself with laxative pills?

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I don't know, Neil,
but I'm going to stay and find out.

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You would never get away with doing
stuff like that these days

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because we're so much more aware
of mental health.

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When you talk about suicide,
well, of course it's not funny,

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and making jokes about suicide
wouldn't be funny.

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I really screwed that up, didn't I?

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I should think I'd look pretty
stupid if anyone was watching.

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That's not a joke about suicide,

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there wasn't the remotest chance
of him committing suicide.

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It's a joke about the complete
ineptitude and self-indulgence

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and self-importance
of that character, of Neil.

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I thought you were dead!

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Well, that's no reason
to hassle me on the toilet.

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In the modern day, I think it's
possible to become too concerned

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about trigger issues, trigger words.

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So you say, "Suicide,
you can't do gags about suicide."

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Well, you can do a gag
about an incompetent bloke

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completely failing
to commit suicide

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for a completely ridiculous reason
in the first place.

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I think you CAN do that joke.

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That was really pretty bad, Rick.

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Bad for society
when the kids start to get into it.

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Anything made in any time
is made for its time,

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that's the point of popular culture.

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They weren't making The Young Ones
in 1984 to be funny in 2023.

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See, I've done my revision.

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I'm going off now to stuff loads
and loads of paper down the toilet.

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It's '80s gold, and its influence
obviously went on to Vic and Bob.

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The League Of Gentlemen wouldn't
have happened in the same way

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without The Young Ones.

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It was irreverent, it was anarchic,

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and if that offended sort of
the older viewers

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and the TV critics from The Times,
well, tough luck to them,

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they had plenty of shows
of their own.

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The next targets
for conservative campaigners

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would be horror films and pop music.

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They were classic movies
she had a problem with!

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"This is harmful,
this is offensive."

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But one pop band was primed
and ready to turn the tables.

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It's so beautifully designed

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to cause the maximum amount
of trouble.

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The minute something got banned,

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we were obsessed with it
at our school.

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Check down the back of the sofa
for that old VCR remote control,

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and join us as we rewind back
to the controversies of 1984,

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when your TV choice could land you
in a whole heap of trouble.

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More than a third of all children
under the age of seven

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have seen a "video nasty".

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That's one of the findings
in a study of video violence

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published today by a group of MPs,
peers and churchmen.

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Every day, this is what scores of
Britain's schoolchildren are up to.

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They're tuning in in their thousands
to the sickening violence

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of an endless stream
of video nasties.

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All new technology has a dark side,

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and in 1984 it was hardcore horror,

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known as the video nasty.

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Video nasties were extreme VHS films
that were unrated.

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Usually very hardcore horror movies

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depicting sexual violence, murder,
other acts of body horror.

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More movies are now seen on video
than in the cinema,

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but regulations
which were designed for films

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don't apply to the new technology.

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The authorities were playing
catch up in trying to regulate it.

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And here's the authorities using
the Obscene Publications Act

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to seize unregulated films.

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Cue moral panic!

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The Director of Public Prosecutions
called the material,

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"an extravaganza of gory violence

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"capable of depriving and corrupting
those who watched it."

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But depravity seekers
who knew someone who knew someone

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were in for a nice evening
of corruption.

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I've seen a lot of them, you know.

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There was a builder doing some work
at my mum and dad's house,

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and he could get his hands on these,
and I loved it.

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But my mum and dad
didn't seem to mind,

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cos it was horror, you know,

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it wasn't, like, hardcore porn,
cos I'm Catholic.

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It was, like, Barry on the estate
who could get you these things.

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So I had Spit On Your Grave,
Evil Dead, Driller Killer.

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They're all quite boring, actually.

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And especially they're boring

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when you're watching it
on a 10th generation one

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where it looks like
there's a blizzard sweeping in.

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You didn't mind
the bad quality, the...

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The snow and then it kind of...

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clearing. And you go,
"Oh, it works," you know?

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"This video works."

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That was the thrill,
you'd got your hands on a copy,

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it was like a badge of honour.

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You just had to have sort of
seen them in order

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to have some kind of playground
or pub sort of credence.

247
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Enter Britain's
offence-finder general,

248
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crusader against controversy,
Mary Whitehouse.

249
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I'm afraid people who say,

250
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"But why shouldn't adults

251
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"be able to see this kind of thing
in their own home?"

252
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,760
I'm half tempted to say

253
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that people who
make that kind of demand,

254
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knowing that children
are likely to see it,

255
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aren't really themselves
very mature and adult.

256
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Whitehouse, as chief spokesperson

257
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,400
for the National Viewers'
and Listeners' Association,

258
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,920
had been cleaning up TV
since the '60s,

259
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,840
and was now sworn enemy
of extreme horror.

260
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,840
This list came out,
of video nasties,

261
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,040
to try and make everything
clearer for people.

262
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"This is harmful.
This is offensive."

263
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REPORTER: The image
the campaigners presented

264
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was of children having unrestricted
access to horrific videos.

265
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The hysterical horror headlines
forced our government into action.

266
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Such was the outcry,
Members of Parliament panicked.

267
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I was on the standing committee
that went through the bill

268
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on video nasties
that eventually became law.

269
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,880
The idea was that we would be able
to categorise

270
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the nastiness of videos,

271
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,400
so some would be banned outright,

272
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,560
others would be restricted.

273
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,760
I was rather a sceptic.

274
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,080
There was a danger we were actually
glamorising video nasties,

275
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but it answered the media and,
to some extent,

276
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public demand
that the government should,

277
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,080
in inverted commas, do something.

278
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:31,760
1984's Video Recordings Act
banned 72 nasties outright.

279
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:36,040
Shame, I rather fancied
Zombie Creeping Flesh.

280
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,920
There have been
many moral panic moments,

281
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:43,800
and when there's moral panic
around something in society

282
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which terrifies people,

283
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,160
that's the moment
when they can push through bans.

284
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:53,160
There were classic movies she had
a problem with, like Evil Dead!

285
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,880
How can you have a problem
with Evil Dead?

286
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,200
It's so funny!

287
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,640
Mary Whitehouse explained her logic,

288
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,600
and it's an argument that's
still raging four decades later.

289
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,680
Just as drugs are obsessional,

290
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:12,040
so getting hooked on violence
can be obsessional, too.

291
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,480
My actual view back to her
is we're not puppets,

292
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,720
we don't do the things
which we watch.

293
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,720
I watched Superman

294
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,640
and I felt no desire to jump out of
the window and pretend to fly.

295
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:27,840
I actually think the horrific things
give us moments of catharsis.

296
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,440
But the big question was,

297
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,520
what did Mary herself
make of a video nasty's content?

298
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,280
I haven't seen it. I have far
too much respect for my mind

299
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,080
ever to look at these things.

300
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,760
That National Viewers'
and Listeners' Association,

301
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,760
it wielded an extraordinary power.

302
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,800
But then again, in a democracy,
I suppose fair play to her.

303
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,760
If I have any power,

304
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,760
it is because it is acknowledged
that our association

305
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,720
speaks for the considerable voice
in the country.

306
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,000
Maybe she had a point.

307
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,920
She was opening up a question around
what is the limit of free speech.

308
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,280
Is it really OK
to show rape and paedophilia

309
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,080
and incest and murder and horror?

310
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,120
What are the limits
of what's acceptable?

311
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,000
There always will be in this battle
between

312
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what broadcasters and film-makers

313
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,240
and programme makers
want to put out,

314
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,480
and what the so-called
kind of pillars of society

315
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feel that we should be watching.

316
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,880
So in 1984's heavyweight bout
between moral crusaders

317
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,560
and controversy, round one
goes to the crusaders.

318
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,440
But seconds away - round two,

319
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,160
in which the fighters against
immorality square up to pop music.

320
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,640
Another story of the pop singer
turned impresario,

321
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,600
who's making a great success
of his new career

322
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,200
producing unknown bands.

323
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,400
He's Trevor Horn.

324
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:52,400
In 1983, former Yes and Buggles
singer Trevor Horn

325
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:56,120
set up his own record label ZTT
along with his wife,

326
00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:01,000
Jill Sinclair, and former
NME journalist Paul Morley.

327
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,200
The trio believed they knew exactly

328
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,720
what the record-buying public
were craving.

329
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,680
Pop music is about sex
and about reproduction,

330
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,960
because the kids who buy records are
between the ages of about 12 and 25,

331
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,320
and mating is all
that they have on their mind.

332
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,080
And Liverpool's horny hopefuls -
Frankie Goes To Hollywood -

333
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,320
were a band keen to kick pop's
old guard out of the charts.

334
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,000
Somebody like Rod Stewart always,
to me, looks like a dirty old uncle,

335
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,320
and I thought Frankie
looked much healthier.

336
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,840
They were just sort of raw lust,
you know?

337
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,680
Holly, why did the Frankies
sign to ZTT?

338
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:40,120
Well, no-one would touch us
with a barge pole!

339
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,920
The recording relationship
was a match made in heaven

340
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,280
and would lead to the most
controversial debut single

341
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,120
of all time, with its own explicit
video nasty,

342
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,960
which, naturally, we lapped up.

343
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,360
# Relax, don't do it

344
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,120
# When you wanna go do it... #

345
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,680
It was clearly the greatest record
of its time.

346
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,520
# When you wanna come... #

347
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,360
The video was outrageous.
Very, very sexual.

348
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,120
# Relax, don't do it... #

349
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,560
It was quite an eye-opener.

350
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,360
Oh, my God. It's so naughty!

351
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,640
# When you wanna come... #

352
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,240
It's not about gardening, is it?

353
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,160
I do remember thinking,
"This is a bit near the knuckle,"

354
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,360
or other bits of your anatomy.

355
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,760
It was so beautifully designed to
cause the maximum amount of trouble.

356
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:39,080
ZTT's plan to provoke moral outrage
left nothing to chance.

357
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,960
In the end event, you know,
we're in business.

358
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,800
It wasn't just the record itself,
which is quite steamy,

359
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,040
it was the iconography
that went with it -

360
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,240
the slightly rude sleeve.

361
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,800
Two people in sort of bondage gear,
they're back to back.

362
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,640
It just looks raunchy.

363
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,640
And that's where the record company,
ZTT, they won,

364
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,880
they managed to create controversy.

365
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,280
The last thing you want to be
is another record label.

366
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,120
You have to be a little bit special.

367
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,720
Racy video, tick.

368
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,880
Catchy-but-naughty single, tick.

369
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,040
Playlisted on radio, tick.

370
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,800
The plan was coming together,

371
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,040
but deep in the bowels
of Broadcasting House,

372
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,360
somebody was not relaxed,

373
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,320
not relaxed at all.

374
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,400
Mike Read, the Radio 1 disc jockey,
decided he was appalled

375
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,120
by the subject matter of this record

376
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,480
and declares that he will
not play it any more.

377
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,160
Mike Read, who's quite fond
of making a fool of himself,

378
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,400
suddenly decided that he was going
to be the nation's conscience,

379
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,840
and that he couldn't possibly put up
with this pornographic piffle

380
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,320
on his dear radio show.

381
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:46,280
Radio 1 producer
and knitwear fan David Atkey

382
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,160
attempted to explain the ban
to singer Holly Johnson.

383
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,760
I found the lyrics objectionable,

384
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,440
and I felt that the record
could offend

385
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,720
a majority of
our listening audience.

386
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,280
I'm quite outraged by the way
I've kind of almost been slandered

387
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,200
and said, you know,
I sing disgusting lyrics.

388
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,760
It is a description of a sexual act.

389
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,000
"Relax, don't do it," you know?

390
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,280
"Till you want to come."
Where is the sexual act?

391
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,760
Well, come on, explain further.

392
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760
I don't think I need to.

393
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,640
Good try, Holly, but no cigar.

394
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,840
The BBC often gets itself
in a bit of a tizz,

395
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,200
and particularly did back then,

396
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,360
it did with the Sex Pistols
and God Save The Queen

397
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,920
and all of that.

398
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,640
And, of course, they just looked
a bit old-fashioned.

399
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,400
What really seemed
to get up people's noses was

400
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,760
it was really overtly
a gay anthem.

401
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,080
A lot of people
found that really shocking.

402
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,640
They scared the establishment.

403
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,880
It was like, "Oh, there's gay men
talking about gay sex,

404
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,360
"and we don't want
anything to do with that."

405
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,000
There's no doubt that a lot
of the vitriol levelled at

406
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,200
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
at the time

407
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,480
was a fallout from homophobia,
which was rife at the time -

408
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,720
you only have to look at
the rhetoric of the tabloids.

409
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,760
You know, we're in the middle
of the AIDS pandemic.

410
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,400
Personally, for me, growing up
as a gay man at the time,

411
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,040
I remember that rhetoric
very, very vividly.

412
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,600
If this blitzkrieg
of negative publicity was designed

413
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,920
to shut Frankie up,
it really didn't work.

414
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,440
The more people tried to suppress
it, the more it was everywhere.

415
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,840
The Frankie T-shirt was everywhere,
the Frankie slogans were everywhere.

416
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,400
By banning it, they turned it into
the biggest hit of the year.

417
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,680
Obviously, this is fantastic
for Frankie Goes To Hollywood

418
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,200
and the powers at ZTT behind it,

419
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,680
they'd have been delighted by this.

420
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,400
ZTT's master plan
to stir up a storm had played out

421
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,200
exactly as they intended.

422
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,320
The minute something got banned,

423
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,200
we were obsessed with it
at our school.

424
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,960
Someone says, "Have you heard
this track, Frankie - Relax?"

425
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,720
"No, what is it?"
"It's been banned!"

426
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,360
"How do I hear it?"

427
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,480
I was 12 years old, I didn't know
why it had been banned

428
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,680
because I didn't know the language.

429
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,640
Mike Read was an absolute muppet

430
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,560
because most of the people
were just buying it

431
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,600
cos it was a great pop song.

432
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,920
DJs thought that they were
on the side of the child

433
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,640
and the moral high ground,

434
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,920
but all they were doing was clearing
the path through to number one.

435
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,600
Relax would hit the top spot
in ten different countries

436
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,440
and even make the top ten
in the United States...

437
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,240
It was huge in America.

438
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,920
..a country not normally known
for its sexual liberalism

439
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,800
and experimentation.

440
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,880
I think, basically, us Americans,
all we heard was "Relax"!

441
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,920
So why didn't the BBC relax?

442
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,680
SHE LAUGHS

443
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,760
While Frankie Goes To Hollywood's
entire reputation

444
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,960
came from courting controversy,

445
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,280
one British band had so far managed

446
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,040
to steer away from anything
remotely contentious -

447
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,320
Bucks Fizz.

448
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,000
# You gotta speed it up

449
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,600
# And then you gotta
slow it down... #

450
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,840
I was a massive fan.

451
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,360
The first record I ever bought
was a Bucks Fizz record.

452
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,800
I just thought they were brilliant.

453
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,160
They were our version of Abba.

454
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,640
# For making your mind up... #

455
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,400
Bucks Fizz were literally
put together

456
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,080
like the ingredients in a cake.

457
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,800
The icing on that cake was winning
the Eurovision Song Contest

458
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,480
only four months
after their formation.

459
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,520
So, from being nowhere and nobody,

460
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:14,400
that short period of time,
life changed completely.

461
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,080
Making Your Mind Up hit number one
in the UK charts

462
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,640
as fans lapped up the group's
catchy music and wholesome image.

463
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,320
Bucks Fizz were really
squeaky, squeaky clean.

464
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,080
I mean, they were like squeaky clean
and some polish on top.

465
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,160
Although, looking back
at their iconic dance routine,

466
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,760
perhaps we shouldn't, erm,
skirt the issue.

467
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,720
Back then, it wasn't controversial
to rip our skirts off,

468
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,480
not in the slightest -
and we didn't mind, either.

469
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,440
We just thought it's great telly,
it'll be an eye-opener.

470
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,440
I think it won
the Eurovision Song Contest for us.

471
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,480
In an age of video nasties,

472
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,160
a minor skirts removal
hardly registered on the shock dial.

473
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,760
For the next three years,
the Fizz were everywhere.

474
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,320
Ladies and gentlemen, Bucks Fizz.

475
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,920
Bucks Fizz.
Bucks Fizz.

476
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,320
1984 saw the group
riding the crest of a wave.

477
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,040
We were on a sold-out tour,
enjoying life,

478
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,840
really having the best time.

479
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,360
But a few fateful seconds
in Newcastle

480
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,840
brought the band's dreams
to a crashing halt.

481
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,480
We did the gig, it was fantastic.

482
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,680
We got on the coach,
got a vodka tonic, sat down,

483
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,640
you know, really beautiful coach.

484
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,960
SIREN BLARES

485
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,640
And the next thing I remember
is lying on the road.

486
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,840
Two members of the Bucks Fizz
pop group

487
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,480
have been badly injured
in a road accident in Newcastle.

488
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,400
A total of 15 people were hurt
when the group's coach

489
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,920
collided with an articulated lorry

490
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,960
on the Great North Road
during the night.

491
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:50,200
Singers Cheryl Baker and Mike Nolan
and two members of the backing band

492
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,680
were thrown through
the coach's windscreen.

493
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,240
I just remember waking up
and blue flashing lights

494
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:02,120
and voices -
"Cheryl, Cheryl, wake up, Cheryl."

495
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:06,000
It was like my mum waking me up
to go to school,

496
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,880
and I wanted to say to her,

497
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,760
"Five more minutes, Mum,
five more minutes."

498
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,040
The injured were rushed
to a local hospital.

499
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,680
The first thing I did was move
my legs, and I could move them.

500
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,120
But my back was broken.

501
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,600
Somehow, singers Jay Aston
and Bobby G escaped serious injury.

502
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,400
It felt, first of all,
that we was braking heavily,

503
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,240
and then it just became
more intense,

504
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,520
and we were just
hurled through the coach.

505
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:37,840
From external injuries alone,
it seemed Cheryl had come out worse.

506
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:44,360
I remember lying flat
and them picking glass out of me.

507
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,160
And the next morning, Mike Nolan
came in to see me and he went,

508
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,480
"You all right?"

509
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:53,000
And I went, "Oh blimey, Mike.
If your fans could see you now."

510
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,040
Cos, like me, his hair
was full of blood and glass.

511
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,440
And he went,
"Oh, don't make me laugh, Cheryl,

512
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,080
"I've got such a headache,

513
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,080
"and they won't give me
any tablets."

514
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,400
And that evening,
he slipped into a coma

515
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,880
and was rushed off
to the general hospital

516
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,840
to remove a blood clot on the brain.

517
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,960
So...

518
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,040
Oh, I'm getting upset now.

519
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,360
His condition is critical
and may either deteriorate,

520
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:21,080
possibly to a fatal outcome,
or he may cover.

521
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,640
I don't think I realised
how serious it was.

522
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,440
Mike Nolan nearly died.

523
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,960
It was really touch and go.

524
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,320
He had the last rites.

525
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:35,040
He was revived three times with CPR.

526
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,360
On the edge of death,

527
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,800
miraculously, Mike Nolan
pulled through.

528
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,640
I don't know what happened,
I can't remember what happened.

529
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,160
All I know was it was just
this big crash and I had a clot,

530
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,720
and they had 11 minutes
to release it,

531
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,400
otherwise I would've
been brain dead, they reckon.

532
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,560
It took a long time for Mike
to get over the coach crash.

533
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,240
In fact, he's still getting
over it now.

534
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,280
When you're involved in something
that catastrophic,

535
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,600
I don't think it ever leaves you.

536
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,200
For many years
he was very, very ill.

537
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,080
He wasn't the same.

538
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,160
He lost his spark for many years.

539
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,280
People have said to me
that the old Mike that I was

540
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,160
has never come back.
I'm now a better Mike.

541
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,040
You've gotta back me up on that.

542
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,200
Yes, it's right.
LAUGHTER

543
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,120
When I look at the coach I think,

544
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,320
"How did anyone get out
of that alive?

545
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,160
"How did anybody live
after that crash?"

546
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:31,360
Shattered by their experience,
the band were never the same again.

547
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:35,200
That accident
brought to light so many things -

548
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,840
all of the arguments
behind the scenes.

549
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,960
It was really the crash
that exploded the band.

550
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:46,000
Four decades on, with '80s revivals
soaring in popularity,

551
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,440
the Fizz are back as a three piece,
without singer Bobby G,

552
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,880
and are once again
pulling in the crowds.

553
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,160
It's fantastic.

554
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,360
Got back together, me, Mike and Jay,

555
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,640
and we still rip the skirts off.

556
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,760
It is wonderful
that we can still do that.

557
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:08,600
In 1984, no-one was off limits when
it came to creating controversy.

558
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,000
We were certain that Margaret
watched it

559
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,680
because she changed
to look more like her puppet.

560
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,880
And the press were getting
better and better

561
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,560
at dragging secret affairs
into daylight.

562
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Everybody was completely gobsmacked.

563
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,280
She was just a child.

564
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,720
We're dusting down the Trimphone

565
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,680
and dialling back
to the controversies of 1984...

566
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,880
It was shocking being there.

567
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,360
..when celebrity gossip got juicier
than ever before...

568
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:42,080
We are obsessed by the relationships
in the tabloids.

569
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,480
..and political satire
was once again

570
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,840
raising its ugly head on TV.

571
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,280
Evening, evening.

572
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840
It's lovely to be here,
isn't it, Roy? Yes it is, Neil.

573
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,400
And that may well be controversial.

574
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,360
Spitting Image was a satirical
rubberised puppet show

575
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,200
which took the mick out of
the headlines of the day...

576
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,680
April Fool!

577
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,840
..in the most cutting and clever

578
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,000
and yet grotesque and laughable
way possible.

579
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,360
We'd been in the grip
of Margaret Thatcher's government,

580
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,560
and many people did not like it,

581
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:23,680
and so to have these puppets
making complete fools

582
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,040
of all these stupid politicians
was fantastic.

583
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,600
Everyone had to watch
Spitting Image,

584
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,760
cos we'd all be talking about it
on Monday morning.

585
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,960
I'm Mary Whitehouse.

586
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,120
I didn't actually see Spitting Image
last week,

587
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,520
but it was disgusting.

588
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,200
Millions and millions of people
were tuning in

589
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,200
to watch politicians whacking
each other over the head,

590
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,800
and suddenly, political satire
was huge again.

591
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,120
Hungry for led, Ed.

592
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,360
While some laughed,
many others scowled.

593
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,160
I'm not sure of the purpose
of the programme,

594
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,120
cos it's not really very funny,
it's not really very satirical,

595
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,000
you don't learn anything new.

596
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,560
Mrs Thatcher is made
to look very ugly.

597
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Now, she has many defects,
according to some people,

598
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,520
but ugliness is not one of them.

599
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,160
It is a little bit cruel.

600
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,480
Do you bother about
what people think?

601
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,920
Yes, we do.

602
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:15,200
I'm glad that he does find
it's irresponsible and disrespectful

603
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,440
because that is exactly
what it's supposed to be.

604
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Politicians across all parties
were ruthlessly parodied.

605
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:28,200
Don't dawdle, Geoffrey, or I'll
send you to Northern Ireland.

606
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,600
Naturally, MPs were way too busy
to be concerned with the show.

607
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,160
Everybody watched it,

608
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,320
and then you'd come into work
the next morning going,

609
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,080
"He-he-he."

610
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,560
So those who were on
sometimes wished that they weren't,

611
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,080
and those that were not on the show

612
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,240
recognised that
they weren't important enough

613
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,280
or well enough known.

614
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,920
Conservative Edwina Currie,

615
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,080
a relatively unknown backbencher
at the time,

616
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,320
was keen to up her profile.

617
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,360
We did eventually have
a puppet of Edwina Currie,

618
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,880
and of course,
she was delighted about this.

619
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,720
I think she sent in a lock
of her hair,

620
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,160
so that we got that right.

621
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,840
It was a kind of
double-edged sword, if you like.

622
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:12,160
Suddenly 10, 12, 13 million people
knew who you were,

623
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,800
but they thought you
were just like your puppet.

624
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,080
They didn't see
the subtleties or, God help me,

625
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,800
the intelligence or anything
that you were trying to say.

626
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,520
While rising comedy stars

627
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:29,040
like Harry Enfield and Chris Barrie
provided some voices...

628
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,720
When I became president,
someone told me I had a voice.

629
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,680
Then I opened my mouth - ah-ha-ha -

630
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,080
and here it came.

631
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,000
..it was 22-year-old Steve Nallon's
on-the-money impression

632
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,440
of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
that stole the show.

633
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,200
She was the greatest comic gift
of the 20th century

634
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,240
for comedians and satirists.

635
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,160
You couldn't have invented her.

636
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,440
I got the job on Spitting Image
writing to John Lloyd,

637
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,800
who was the producer.

638
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,560
The audition wasn't really
an audition,

639
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,560
what happened was he asked me
a question as Mrs Thatcher..

640
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,160
AS MARGARET THATCHER: ..and I
answered it as Mrs Thatcher.

641
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,720
And, goodness me,
I think the way my body moved,

642
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,720
the way my hands moved,

643
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,640
the way I expressed myself,
that got me the job to a degree.

644
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,360
NORMAL VOICE: And then Roger Law
came in, who was the puppet maker,

645
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,240
and John said, "This guy is going
to do Mrs Thatcher."

646
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,440
And Rodgers said, "Do her, then."

647
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:30,560
And I said, "Goodness me, Mr Law,
I do not take orders from men!"

648
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,600
And he burst out laughing,
and we've been friends ever since.

649
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,880
You know, Spitting Image portrayed
me as someone who is out of touch,

650
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,960
someone who has no humanity.

651
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,840
Well, the truth is, I care.
I care a great deal.

652
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,720
I care, I care, I care,
and don't you ever forget it!

653
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,400
We never will,

654
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,560
but did the real Mrs T care enough
to check out her latex counterpart?

655
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,360
We were certain that Margaret
watched it, absolutely certain.

656
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,200
Why were we certain?

657
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Because she changed
to look more like her puppet.

658
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,400
At the beginning of her time
in office, she was quite nervous,

659
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,360
quite shy, and she wore
little kind of pussy bows,

660
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,160
and she had a slightly high voice.

661
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,840
Goodness, it's as well you didn't

662
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,080
live in the time
of Queen Elizabeth I, isn't it?

663
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,000
Then along comes Spitting Image

664
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,360
with a much deeper voice
and a man's suit...

665
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,200
Are you trying to tell me,
you fat, spotty oaf,

666
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,600
that I can't kill anyone I choose?

667
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,200
..and next thing we know,
Margaret's wearing dark suits

668
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,720
with little white revers,

669
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,400
and her voice has become more
authoritative.

670
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,800
While Mrs Thatcher
was an easy target,

671
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,280
the royal family didn't escape
the derision, either.

672
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,480
There's plenty of excess fat
in the monarchy.

673
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,120
You leave my sister out of this!

674
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,160
I understand that the royal family
didn't really like it much,

675
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,360
apart from Diana,
who thought it was fantastic,

676
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,880
but then of course, she would,
cos she was like the rest of us,

677
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,200
we all wanted to poke fun
at anything stuffy or anything

678
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,960
that was ridiculous.

679
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,560
Its take-no-prisoners portrayal
of royals and politicians

680
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,040
made Spitting Image
one of the most successful

681
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,640
and controversial satires ever.

682
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,760
But what happens
when your number-one target

683
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,360
is ousted as prime minister?

684
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,400
As you know,
I won't be here forever.

685
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,960
GASPS
And my successor, well,

686
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,200
might be someone
from round this table.

687
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,800
New PM John Major's quiet
and unassuming front

688
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,720
was a far cry from Thatcher's
aggressive and forceful nature.

689
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,400
We were the guys who had to decide
how to portray John Major.

690
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,560
We were trying to pin down
the ordinariness of him.

691
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,720
I said, "Well, imagine
if he was always grey

692
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,120
"and everything else was in colour,"

693
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,560
and they just painted him grey,

694
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,520
put him in a grey suit,
and it looked fantastic.

695
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,200
These peas are rounder than usual.

696
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,440
We'd film him having his tea
with Norma

697
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,360
and always eating peas,
for some reason.

698
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,560
We just thought it was funny

699
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,840
that he had the most boring
vegetable you can think of.

700
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,320
They're the same ones
I normally buy.

701
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,520
Oh, I don't mind.

702
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,760
Oh, good.

703
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,680
But peas can only take satire
so far.

704
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,600
The writers needed some drama

705
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,760
and invented a situation
that could never happen.

706
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,400
Not ever.

707
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,880
We thought, "Wouldn't it be fun
if we had him

708
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,120
"maybe having an affair?"

709
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,480
So we sat around and went,
"Well, who should it be?"

710
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,200
"Edwina Currie, well, no,
she's not around so much these days.

711
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,680
"What about Virginia Bottomley?"

712
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:30,400
Cooee! I got your message,
I came as soon as I could.

713
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,360
Yes, John,
I think we've got to talk.

714
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,800
Oh, so do I.

715
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,600
The nation loved this naughty idea

716
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,120
that John Major
was having an affair.

717
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,000
But in a shocking real-life twist,

718
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,920
choosing Conservative MP
Virginia Bottomley

719
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,320
was the wrong option.

720
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,000
When I saw John Major's
rather grey image,

721
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,800
I had a private giggle to myself
along the lines of,

722
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,680
"Oh, you don't know him.

723
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,160
"That might be the image
he's portraying,

724
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,880
"but that isn't him."

725
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,640
And Edwina would know,

726
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,880
after revelations
in her published diaries

727
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,120
took everyone by surprise.

728
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,360
We so nearly chose Edwina Currie,

729
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,880
not knowing that he'd had
an affair with Edwina Currie.

730
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,480
The news would stun the nation,

731
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,360
and inject some colour
into John Major's image.

732
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,880
The reason why Edwina Currie saying
she'd an affair with John Major

733
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,720
is just beyond most of us

734
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,760
is because not so much her, but him!

735
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,400
So this guy that we've all gone,

736
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,760
"He's the grey man,
you know, he's so boring."

737
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,920
Back in '84, when went we were
all laughing at Spitting Image,

738
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,400
they were at it!

739
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,640
That is shocking!

740
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,840
You can imagine
I'm in the House of Commons,

741
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,560
there are 23 women in the entire
House of Commons,

742
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,960
with over 600 men,

743
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,120
we're getting propositioned
all the time.

744
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,520
Sometimes in a nice way,
sometimes in a not very nice way.

745
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,560
And occasionally we see somebody
that, actually,

746
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,120
we do rather fancy
and we do rather like

747
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,480
and we do rather think
might be trustworthy

748
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,520
and be a closer friend
than some of the others.

749
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,120
That's what he came across as,
at least to me.

750
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:20,960
Edwina Currie was 38 in 1984,
John Major was 41.

751
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,720
I only mention that because
our next controversial couple

752
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,320
had a 34-year age difference.

753
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,600
Meet the Rolling Stone
and the schoolgirl.

754
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,800
Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith...

755
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,600
SHE INHALES SHARPLY

756
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,000
He said in his autobiography
that she looked like a woman,

757
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,520
but in reality,
she was just a child.

758
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,320
It was all a bit tawdry.

759
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,160
She was a part
of this wild-child scene,

760
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,400
all over the covers of The Sun

761
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,320
with these basically
out-of-control youngsters

762
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,520
who were behaving
way beyond their years.

763
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,800
Now, admittedly, he thought
that she was older but still,

764
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,480
even if she'd been legal,
even if she'd been 16,

765
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,680
she was still too young for him.

766
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,440
The couple did at least wait
a few years before tying the knot.

767
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,720
He's 52, she's nearly 19,
and they married today.

768
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,440
Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith.

769
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,560
Even then, as a schoolboy,
I'm looking at it going,

770
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,560
"What, he's marrying her?"

771
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,120
"But, hang on, isn't she just
the year above me at school?

772
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,520
"How...? Really? Really?"

773
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,920
Mandy's mother is younger than you.

774
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,360
Yes.
Yes.

775
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,080
It's confusing, isn't it?
CHEERING

776
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,760
Hold on, can we rewind
that reaction?

777
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,840
Mandy's mother is younger than you.

778
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,880
Yes.
Yes.

779
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,840
It's confusing, isn't it?
CHEERING

780
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,840
Can you imagine an audience
doing that now?

781
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,200
I remember thinking,
if the boot was on the other foot,

782
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,840
I'm not sure I'd want to go on
a national chat show with a woman

783
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,320
that was double my age
and say we'd just got married.

784
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,840
But I remember looking around
the room and everyone else going,

785
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,000
"No, it's fine, it's fine.

786
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
"They've just got married.
Of course they have."

787
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,600
At the time,
there was a lot of blame

788
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,840
attached to her as well as him,

789
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,880
said she was a bad role model
for young women.

790
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,040
It's unfair. That relationship
was very damaging for her.

791
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,080
This is forever, isn't it?

792
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,960
I hope so.
That's what it's about, isn't it?

793
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:19,240
If forever means two years, then,
yes, they were married forever,

794
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,840
and the 1984
controversial couplings keep coming.

795
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,960
Step forward another music legend.

796
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,400
The rock star Elton John was married
in Australia this morning.

797
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,240
His bride was a German recording
studio engineer, Renate Blauel.

798
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,000
Everybody was completely gobsmacked.

799
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,960
I remember somebody writing
was saying,

800
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,520
"I'm Still Standing
is one of his hits,

801
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,840
"but the rest of us
are on the floor."

802
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,600
He'd announced his engagement
on Friday,

803
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,680
and, under New South Wales' laws,

804
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,160
would normally have had
to wait a month before the wedding.

805
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,960
After publicly declaring
his bisexuality in the '70s

806
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,320
and after rumours
of many male lovers,

807
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,080
Elton's sudden marriage to a woman
was the last thing anyone expected.

808
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,480
Renate was a studio engineer,
obviously very talented musically,

809
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,240
and Elton and she had a great bond

810
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,800
already formed through the music.

811
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,920
He met Renate
in an island called Montserrat.

812
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,680
They'd gone out to dinner,

813
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,040
and I think Elton was really sick
of falling in love with men

814
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,880
who didn't fall in love
back with him,

815
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,160
who didn't reciprocate.

816
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,400
Once again, Wogan was on
the controversy front line.

817
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,760
Was it a whirlwind romance,
or had you been...

818
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,800
cogitating it for a long time?

819
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,000
Well, I'd often done that.
But it was, yes,

820
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,880
it was kind of whirlwind.
But I'd met her before.

821
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,000
Renate is an engineer,,
and there was just a chemistry

822
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,960
between the two of us,
and I had no doubts,

823
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,440
and I thought that,
in my time in life,

824
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,960
it was about time I took the plunge.

825
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,880
I don't really remember him
coming out as bisexual or whatever,

826
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,640
I just loved him
and I was thrilled he'd got married,

827
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,000
and she had a fabulous dress on.

828
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,080
So there was kind of no judgement.

829
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,080
I can sympathise with Elton

830
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,120
in deciding that
a marriage was a good idea.

831
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,320
As it happens,
it wasn't a good idea.

832
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,400
People were panicking in those days,
and they thought,

833
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,280
"What can we do
to get out of this?"

834
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,960
And the answer was to find someone
that you could marry.

835
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,600
Elton and Renate's relationship
would last twice as long

836
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,000
as Bill and Mandy's,

837
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,200
with the couple divorcing
after four years.

838
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,960
You can't live a lie,

839
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:29,680
and, sadly, you know,
that didn't work out.

840
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,240
But he genuinely loved her.

841
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,000
He really genuinely loved her.

842
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,360
I think they were very good friends.

843
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,080
One celebrity couple
whose relationship

844
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,040
was unquestionably built to last
was the McCartneys'.

845
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:49,160
But in 1984, they hit the headlines
after being issued a ticket to ride

846
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,560
to the local nick.

847
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,760
Linda McCartney, the wife of
pop singer Paul McCartney,

848
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,960
was arrested at Heathrow Airport
this afternoon

849
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,160
and charged
with possessing cannabis.

850
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,360
She'll appear in court
later this month.

851
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,880
Paul McCartney and his family
had arrived back from Barbados,

852
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,720
where he'd been fined £70

853
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,840
for possessing a small amount
of cannabis.

854
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:14,640
Most pop stars would be contrite,
but McCartney isn't most pop stars,

855
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,920
and he dug in and doubled down,
regardless of the consequences.

856
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,960
Now, whatever you think,
and whatever you think I've done,

857
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,240
I'm telling you,
this substance, cannabis,

858
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:30,360
is a whole lot less harmful
than rum punch, whisky,

859
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:35,000
nicotine and glue,
all of which are perfectly legal.

860
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,640
It's so sort of
almost normalised now,

861
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,480
where then it was so
sort of demonised.

862
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,840
"Oh, my God, he's smoking weed."
It's like the devil incarnate.

863
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,240
What about your children?

864
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,040
I would like to see it
decriminalised

865
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,520
because I don't think,
in the privacy of my own room,

866
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,720
I was doing anyone any harm
whatsoever.

867
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,520
Well, you've got to start off
by saying that Paul McCartney

868
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,520
is possibly the greatest human being

869
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,400
who has ever lived
or ever will live,

870
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,360
so everything needs to be seen
in that context.

871
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,840
I'm a fan.

872
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,280
Macca's enthusiasm
for herbal produce

873
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,600
is well known
and completely fine, I think.

874
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,160
And because of Paul's enthusiasm,

875
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,440
I think we've had some of the
greatest art of the 20th century.

876
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,240
Macca's herbal dalliance began

877
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,240
during an early Beatles visit
to America.

878
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,480
REPORTER:
3,000 screaming teenagers

879
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,840
were at New York's Kennedy Airport
to greet,

880
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,600
you guessed it, The Beatles.

881
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,920
The Beatles were first introduced
to weed by Bob Dylan in 1964,

882
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,840
and you can see the difference
in the photographs

883
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,040
between that first wave
of Beatlemania

884
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,440
and then, say, when
they're making the film Help!,

885
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,160
because they're all
out of their boxes.

886
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,280
He's almost a lifelong advocate
for marijuana, isn't he?

887
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:48,320
He'd been busted in America,
Sweden, Japan.

888
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,200
Even in Scotland, on his farm,
he was growing his own.

889
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,720
And on all of these occasions,
he called for weed to be legalised.

890
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,600
Personally, I think it's
less dangerous than cigarettes,

891
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,520
in the long run, personally.

892
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,280
But I haven't got any proof,
just my opinion.

893
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,440
Macca it wasn't the first Beatle
to be busted.

894
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,880
Both Lennon and Harrison were
arrested for possession in the '60s.

895
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,280
But while the Beatles were known
to have experimented

896
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,600
with hallucinogenics like LSD,

897
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,320
their cannabis use has proved
enduringly controversial.

898
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,600
Not being a big fan
of the wacky tobaccy,

899
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,800
I do know that if you are
a musician,

900
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,040
it seems to be
a very good drug creatively.

901
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,000
Whereas some people,

902
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,520
it sort of slows down
their creative process,

903
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,280
with him, it seemed
to sort of speed it up.

904
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,480
It took him to wonderful creative
places with a lot of his work.

905
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,840
I love you all dearly, goodbye.

906
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,840
Now, without medical examination,
we'll never know if the Fab Four's

907
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,680
herbal intake had any
lasting negative effects.

908
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,120
But let's note that in '84,

909
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,960
Ringo Starr
became Thomas The Tank Engine,

910
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,640
and Paul McCartney decided
a Frog Chorus was a good idea.

911
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,280
Just saying.

912
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,800
FROG CROAKS

913
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,120
In 1984, it seemed no-one
could escape controversy.

914
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,320
Simon Roberts on the line.
Hello, Simon.

915
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,560
I think the world stopped turning
at that point.

916
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,400
That year, TV had its critics...

917
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,240
I think it was a waste
of the licence payers' money.

918
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,720
..but it had the power
to be deeply shocking, too.

919
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,280
Incredible piece of television.

920
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,480
I'm getting choked up now
just thinking about it.

921
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,800
What happened?
Did somebody else come on?

922
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:44,160
Ah, look, we've landed back in 1984
on Planet Controversial.

923
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:49,360
And now we're rewinding
the troubled TV of that year.

924
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,000
Starting with a Time Lord

925
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,840
who probably wished he could go back
and start all over again.

926
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,440
Who's to be the new Doctor Who
has been announced.

927
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,960
The man who will take to the TARDIS
from now on is Colin Baker,

928
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,680
the sixth Doctor Who in 20 years.

929
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,880
I might regenerate.

930
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,360
I don't know.

931
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:13,000
In 1984, Peter Davison's easy-going
Doctor said ta-ta to the TARDIS,

932
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,840
with some effects borrowed
from Top Of The Pops.

933
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,680
Die, Doctor!

934
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,640
HE LAUGHS

935
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,400
It WAS different.

936
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,400
His replacement
would instantly be divisive.

937
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,360
The new Doctor,
Colin Baker's Doctor,

938
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,640
was going to be brash
and loud and angry,

939
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,040
and they really decided
to go for that.

940
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,840
What's happened?

941
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,160
Change, my dear.

942
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,760
And it seems not a moment too soon.

943
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:45,320
A change that would see the Doctor
go full 1984,

944
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,080
with this migraine-worthy make
over.

945
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,920
Ah.

946
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,480
You're not serious?

947
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,200
I'm always serious.

948
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,560
You can't go out dressed like that.

949
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,040
Why ever not?

950
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,720
Well, you look dreadful.

951
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:02,760
Over to the fans
for an instant reaction.

952
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,720
Doctor Who's look,
it's more adventurous in this one.

953
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,440
This one just looks like he's
come out of a comedy programme.

954
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,920
I like the way he dressed,

955
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,440
but I don't think he plays
his part very well. Harsh!

956
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,880
I have to say that the outfit
you're wearing, Colin,

957
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,240
is rather odd, to say the least.

958
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,560
Did you have any hand
in designing it?

959
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,160
Well, I'm not one to talk
about '80s fashion,

960
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,360
cos look what I was wearing.

961
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,440
But his flamboyant patchwork coat
was quite a thing.

962
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:33,080
It featured such a lot of pink,
which is a difficult colour to wear.

963
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,520
I mean, that outfit is really
of the time, shall we say.

964
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,120
It is giving very '80s,
but I mean, it's Doctor Who.

965
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,920
You are a time-travelling
space alien with two hearts

966
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,880
that constantly saves the universe,

967
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,800
I feel like maybe fashion

968
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,200
isn't your priority
in that kind of situation.

969
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,840
But, Doctor, it's dangerous!

970
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,880
Of course it's dangerous!

971
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,040
Warm and cuddly? Not this Doctor.

972
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,320
I'm falling to pieces!

973
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,160
I no longer even have
any clothes sense.

974
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,160
Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself!

975
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,880
Not only do you get
in Colin Baker's Doctor,

976
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,680
this kind of eye-aching costume,

977
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,440
but what it goes hand in hand with

978
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,080
is the desire to make the Doctor

979
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,600
a more dangerous
and unpredictable figure.

980
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,760
But nothing must be allowed
to interfere

981
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,560
with my period of contemplation.

982
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,320
They really played this hand hard,
so that in the first story,

983
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:30,160
in Colin Baker's first episode,
he is strangling his assistant.

984
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,480
Well, we all know
the fate of alien spies!

985
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,400
He's absolutely unstable.

986
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,960
You're just sort of left to think,
"Well, maybe he'll settle down."

987
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,920
This was a Time Lord
keen to face down his detractors.

988
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:52,920
I am... the Doctor.

989
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,240
Whether you like it or not.

990
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,840
Unfortunately,
in the latter category

991
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,000
was the new BBC One controller
Michael Grade.

992
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,280
Here he is,
scowling through time and space.

993
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,800
I thought it was rubbish.

994
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,120
It was pathetic, it was a waste
of the licence payers' money.

995
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,680
It had had a long run,
it had been going 21 years.

996
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,680
The ratings were plummeting, rather,

997
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,080
and Michael Grade was a person
with an axe to wield,

998
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,240
and he saw Doctor Who's head
on the block and thought,

999
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:25,720
"I'll have that."

1000
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:29,000
The fans of Doctor Who
were outraged.

1001
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,240
Fans are notoriously reluctant

1002
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,040
to let go of their favourite things.

1003
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,640
People were up in arms.

1004
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,800
I actually hate sci-fi,
to begin with,

1005
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,080
so I'm not a sci-fi fan.

1006
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,600
And when your monster budget
is £2.75 for the series,

1007
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,600
it's time to go.

1008
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
You're an interfering fool!

1009
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,360
Star Wars was '77.

1010
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,720
I mean, we didn't really
move with the times.

1011
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,680
It's quite comedic
to see an old police box

1012
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,880
flying through space.

1013
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,760
I mean, it's iconic, yes,

1014
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:04,920
but you know, it's not
an Imperial Star Destroyer, is it?

1015
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,120
There'd always been pressure
from Hollywood,

1016
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,600
and Doctor Who was never
trying to be a Superman

1017
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,120
or a Star Wars or a Star Trek,
it was its own thing.

1018
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,800
Then, like a cat
with a galactic mouse,

1019
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,840
Grade announced a reprieve.

1020
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,840
The sense was somehow
that the fans had saved it.

1021
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,440
Public pressure
got their way eventually,

1022
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,040
and Colin came back
for one last season.

1023
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,760
Even though it does have
a kind of rebirth,

1024
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,520
there's still that
institutional hostility towards it,

1025
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,880
it's very grudging,
the restoration.

1026
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:39,400
In 1989, the BBC threw away
the TARDIS key, seemingly forever.

1027
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,960
I don't really know
why Michael Grade

1028
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,200
wanted to axe Doctor Who,
it seems a little bit foolish.

1029
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,800
But then look what happened.

1030
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,840
Calling the War Council of
Gallifrey, this is the Doctor.

1031
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,760
Ironically, maybe the Doctor just
needed time to regenerate properly

1032
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,600
and become a global phenomenon.

1033
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,480
Commencing calculations.

1034
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,760
It's just iconic.
Geronimo!

1035
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,360
He never quite apologised.

1036
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,520
He's put his arm metaphorically
around Colin Baker's shoulder

1037
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,280
and said,
"Yeah, you did a good job."

1038
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,440
It's OK to be wrong about things,
Michael.

1039
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,640
And you were wrong about Doctor Who.

1040
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,800
The making of TV
can be controversial,

1041
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,440
and it's what's in front
of the cameras

1042
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,880
that can really go nuclear.

1043
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,440
Especially when broadcast live,

1044
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,160
and particularly when teenagers
are let loose on the airwaves.

1045
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,720
The wonderful thing
about children's television

1046
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:37,880
is what is supposed to be so anodyne
and fluffy and inoffensive

1047
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,880
becomes this cesspit sometimes
for awful things happening.

1048
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,320
Behold that cesspit of depravity,
Saturday Superstore -

1049
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,560
a live kids' show with music,
guests and phone-ins,

1050
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,840
presented by
Frankie-hating Mike Read.

1051
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,360
Oh, look at that shiny happy set,
nothing bad happened here.

1052
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,800
Until one-hit wonders
Matt Bianco turned up.

1053
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,240
Right, and Simon Roberts
is on the line.

1054
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,840
Hello, Simon.
Hello.

1055
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,640
You're through to Matt Bianco.

1056
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,840
Hello, Matt Bianco.
Hello. Hello, Simon.

1057
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,360
You're a bunch of wankers.
MIKE READ CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY

1058
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,640
Hello? He's gone.

1059
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:20,120
Now, naughty Simon Roberts rang in
to Saturday Superstore,

1060
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,960
had the opportunity to interview
and speak to Matt Bianco

1061
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,720
and called them all
a bunch of wankers.

1062
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,320
I think the world stopped turning
at that point.

1063
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,840
On live kids' television!

1064
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,840
Hello, Matt Bianco.
Hello. Hello, Simon.

1065
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,160
You're a bunch of wankers.

1066
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:38,840
It's the funniest thing on TV,

1067
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,680
and what's so funny is they
look like they're a bit annoyed

1068
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,920
but it's like, "Yeah, maybe we are."

1069
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,840
I mean, it was just unheard of.
Absolutely unheard of.

1070
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,280
I bet in the gallery and stuff
they were like, "Oh, my God, no."

1071
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,760
And then that night down the pub

1072
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,680
they were killing
themselves laughing.

1073
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,040
Mike Read seems to brush it off.

1074
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,920
Right, sorry about
the silly caller just now.

1075
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,400
You sometimes get a silly caller.

1076
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,880
But Mike Read is probably very angry
that this could happen on his watch.

1077
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,640
Heads may have rolled.

1078
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,480
Claire Marshall, hello.
Hello.

1079
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,520
You're not a silly caller, are you?
No. Good.

1080
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,760
The reason why Bianco-gate
became so celebrated

1081
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,920
was because it punctured
the pomposity

1082
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,000
of Saturday Superstore.

1083
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,080
Cos Mike Read was,
like, so respectable

1084
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,720
and had this kind of smoothness
about him.

1085
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,760
You can see why some radio stations
and some TV live phone-ins

1086
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,040
have a delay. You know?

1087
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,280
It's like the five-second delay
so that somebody can go,

1088
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,440
"Hit that button and mute it."

1089
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,120
"Matt Bianco, you're a banker."

1090
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,280
Matt Bianco's misfortune
was comical in its controversy,

1091
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,000
but our next live TV event

1092
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,720
was one of the most tragic moments
in British TV history.

1093
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,400
Fellow comedians have been paying
tribute to the late Tommy Cooper,

1094
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,640
who died last night after appearing
onstage at a London theatre.

1095
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,440
The show was being broadcast
live on ITV,

1096
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,600
and the viewing audience
saw the magician collapse

1097
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,960
during his act.

1098
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,600
This was so tragic and so bizarre.

1099
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,680
I, as a television critic,
had been invited along

1100
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,840
to a programme called
Live From Her Majesty's,

1101
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,240
hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck.

1102
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,760
And we had Tommy coming on

1103
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:24,200
and I thought, "What a thrill seeing
Tommy Cooper live, it's fantastic."

1104
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,200
Tommy Cooper was a genius.

1105
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,800
They say the phrase, which has been
said many times, about funny bones,

1106
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,200
but Tommy Cooper could walk on stage
and you would laugh.

1107
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:42,720
The brilliant comedian, magician
and light entertainment legend

1108
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,720
for 30 years.

1109
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,400
There is something
so divinely stupid

1110
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:58,680
about this huge man wearing a fez
with clumps of hair coming out,

1111
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,000
and then on top of that, he starts
telling you stupid jokes...

1112
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,880
Look, see that?

1113
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,240
This one's just the same, look.

1114
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,240
And then he'd throw in tricks.

1115
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,800
HE SHOUTS

1116
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:18,360
Tommy Cooper's performance at
Her Majesty's Theatre in April 1984

1117
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,640
saw the comedian in classic form.

1118
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,880
LAUGHTER

1119
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,720
No-one imagined this would
turn out to be his final

1120
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,080
and most dramatic act,

1121
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,720
witnessed by an audience
of millions.

1122
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:40,240
It was all going really well, and
everybody was laughing hilariously.

1123
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,840
And then he suddenly
seemed to sort of collapse.

1124
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:48,480
When Tommy Cooper,
at the end of his act, crumpled down

1125
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,680
in front of the audience,

1126
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,120
everyone thought it was
part of the joke

1127
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,840
cos that's what
Tommy Cooper would do,

1128
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,600
and the place was in hysterics.

1129
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,120
LAUGHTER

1130
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,320
We were watching on TV,

1131
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,440
and it was like it seemed to be
the end of the act,

1132
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,480
and he just collapsed.

1133
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,320
And then some arms just came out

1134
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:17,120
and pulled him slowly back
behind the curtain.

1135
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,160
Jimmy Tarbuck came
in front of the curtain,

1136
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,560
and he was very, very agitated -

1137
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,600
this was in the commercial break.

1138
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,560
So I thought, "Oh, my God,

1139
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,480
"that must mean something awful
has happened to Tommy."

1140
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,400
It was horrible,
it was absolutely horrible,

1141
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,880
and it all went out live
on television.

1142
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,000
Tommy Cooper had suffered
a fatal heart attack.

1143
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,640
He was one of the great comedy
geniuses this country's ever had,

1144
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,640
for many, many, many, many years,

1145
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:47,400
he's just brought laughter
to people all of his life.

1146
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,280
Around that time,
you had Eric Morecambe,

1147
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,480
who died in a very
similar circumstance,

1148
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:56,720
these were performers who worked
and worked and worked...

1149
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,920
They should be taking it easy,

1150
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:04,320
but they were still hitting the act
like they were 20-year-old men.

1151
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,880
But of course it took its toll.

1152
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,280
Cooper's friend and fellow comedian
Eric Sykes

1153
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,360
had shared a poignant last moment.

1154
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,720
He phoned me on Saturday night

1155
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,360
and told me he was
doing the programme,

1156
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,440
and the funny thing is,
he was joking, of course, he said,

1157
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,720
"All I need is a finish to the act."

1158
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,040
Well, that's...

1159
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,880
That's going to live with me
for a long time.

1160
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,840
It's a cliche for actors
and comedians,

1161
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,680
they want to die
with their boots on,

1162
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,240
but I'm not sure Tom would've liked
to have gone quite so dramatically.

1163
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,440
It must have been dreadful for his
family and his friends and his fans,

1164
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,280
but if you're a comedian,

1165
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,680
the most glorious sound to you
is the laugh of an audience,

1166
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,640
and those will have been
the last sounds he heard.

1167
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,480
That seems to me a wonderful,
fitting tribute to him.

1168
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,120
Incredible piece of television.

1169
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,040
I'm getting choked up
just thinking about it,

1170
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,560
I've not seen it for 40 years.

1171
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,480
What happened?
Did somebody else come on?

1172
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,040
Most of us will never, fortunately,

1173
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,400
have to watch somebody die.

1174
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,680
But that night,
millions of people did,

1175
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,480
right in front of them,
right in their homes.

1176
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,320
Soon, we would all be swept up
in a nationwide controversy.

1177
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,360
It is an attempt by force
to prevent others

1178
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,320
from doing what they have
a right to do.

1179
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,640
On one side politics,
the other protests...

1180
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,320
It's almost impossible
to imagine that could happen

1181
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,520
in what was supposedly
a civilised nation.

1182
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,160
..which all became
a matter of life and death.

1183
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,400
Margaret Thatcher was saved
by her workaholic nature.

1184
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,880
We're stepping back
to controversial 1984,

1185
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,600
when some barriers
split communities...

1186
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,920
No pit closures,
no manpower reductions!

1187
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,120
..while another barrier built
that year

1188
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,560
would save the Queen
and the capital...

1189
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,360
London has now been made free
from the threat of flooding.

1190
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,960
..and a young prince arrived

1191
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,960
who would go on to provoke
no controversy whatsoever.

1192
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,600
No, none.

1193
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:22,400
NEWSREADER: The royal baby arrives,
the princess has a second son,

1194
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,000
and they've already announced
his names. He'll be christened...

1195
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,720
But the royal couple say
the family will call him Harry.

1196
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,640
I think his name should be longer.

1197
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:39,560
Henry Charles Albert David Wolfgang

1198
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,720
Karen Susan Nieve.

1199
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,920
You know, just make it longer
and longer and longer,

1200
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,120
the most ridiculously
long name in history.

1201
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,480
Cos he's a royal,
he can have any name he likes.

1202
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,080
He should be called Hepsiba
or Lightning, or maybe a bit,

1203
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,760
you know, like a wrestler
or something like that.

1204
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,800
His less formal name
was immortalised

1205
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,800
in Shakespeare's
Agincourt battle cry.

1206
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,760
"God for Harry,
England and St George."

1207
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,280
That is very
privileged rich people -

1208
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,480
they give them all these names
and then give them a nickname.

1209
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,960
I think that's wonderful.

1210
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,400
"Look, look at me, I'm Biggins."

1211
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,880
So, Prince Harry Henry Charles
Albert David it is.

1212
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,480
OK, Britain, thoughts?

1213
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,120
Harry, cor, terrible, innit? You'd
hear that in the pub or something.

1214
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,200
I'm sure it'll be a popular name
from now on.

1215
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,760
When I first heard the name
I didn't like it at all,

1216
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,160
but I've said it about 20 times now,
and I'm quite getting used to it.

1217
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,640
Having managed to tie
the nation's tongues in knots,

1218
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,680
Prince Charles then unleashed
another controversial nickname

1219
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,200
for an iconic London landmark.

1220
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:45,800
But what is proposed seems to me
like a monstrous carbuncle

1221
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,760
on the face of a much-loved,
elegant friend.

1222
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,840
Absolute... I mean, scenes,
as they would say,

1223
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,400
when Prince Charles, as was,

1224
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,720
talks about an extension to the
National Gallery being a carbuncle.

1225
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,360
I remember this was everywhere.

1226
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,480
It really...
He wasn't allowed to say that.

1227
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:08,320
King Charles, as he is now,
he's a caring, thoughtful man.

1228
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,000
I don't think it was said in any way
as a clever remark,

1229
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,800
I think he really meant it.

1230
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,400
The argument was over this -

1231
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,280
the proposed extension
to the National Gallery.

1232
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,120
To be honest, though, I agree with
Charles about the carbuncle comment

1233
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:24,520
because it wasn't in keeping
with the original architecture.

1234
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,720
And for something not to kind of
like, you know, match,

1235
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,880
and him saying,
"This is a carbuncle,"

1236
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,240
I think he's within his rights.

1237
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,240
You've only got to look at
the places he lives in,

1238
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,440
and also the fact that he won't
live in Buckingham Palace.

1239
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,800
He loves Clarence House
as a London...

1240
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,560
And Clarence House
is beautiful, it's a home.

1241
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,120
And Buckingham Palace is not a home.

1242
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,280
I mean, they should turn it
into a hotel, you know,

1243
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,200
it would be much better use.

1244
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,960
He wasn't just saying, "I don't
like this newfangled stuff."

1245
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,760
He was saying,
"Let's think a little bit

1246
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,360
"about the visual language
of central London."

1247
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,720
But it gave him a bad reputation.

1248
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:02,600
It's interesting that people
will criticise the royal family

1249
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,880
for being apolitical,
which they're supposed to be,

1250
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,200
but then they'll criticise
the royal family

1251
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,640
for ever saying anything.

1252
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,320
So you can't win.

1253
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,280
And yet he managed to get it stopped

1254
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,040
and a different one then built,
and apparently the different one

1255
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,840
was better than the one
they had proposed.

1256
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,920
Four years later,
a more sympathetic gallery extension

1257
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,480
was finally underway.

1258
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,760
Unveiling the foundation stone,
you guessed it,

1259
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,280
Carbuncle Charlie himself.

1260
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,960
When the
Prince and Princess of Wales

1261
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,840
arrived at the National Gallery
in Trafalgar Square today,

1262
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,280
they were on something
of a peace mission.

1263
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,120
They were bringing to an end
one of the longest-running

1264
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,000
and heated arguments
British architecture has seen.

1265
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,280
We shall now have
a purpose-built gallery extension,

1266
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,160
rather than the
unsatisfactory arrangement

1267
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,960
of a commercial office building

1268
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:53,040
with only a few galleries
perched on top.

1269
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,040
It was architects, not known
for their violent protests,

1270
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,880
upset by Charles,

1271
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,640
but Margaret Thatcher was about
to clash head-on

1272
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,840
with entire angry communities.

1273
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,880
She admitted that 1984
has been the type of year

1274
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,520
she doesn't want to see again.

1275
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:12,320
What we have seen in the past
few weeks is not picketing at all.

1276
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,040
The UK was on a knife edge

1277
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,480
as a miners-versus-government
dispute

1278
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,480
was tearing the country apart.

1279
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,280
It is an attempt by force
to prevent others

1280
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,400
from doing what they have
a right to do.

1281
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:30,200
For me, as a kind of centre,
centre-left Conservative MP,

1282
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:35,080
the miners' strike
was a sad and difficult period

1283
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,840
because it seemed to turn people
against each other.

1284
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,280
There were violent clashes
at collieries,

1285
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,840
as pickets fought both police

1286
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,640
and so-called scabs
who refused to strike.

1287
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:51,280
Everybody pretty much
picked a side and battled it out.

1288
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,760
It was that divisive,
it was that brutal.

1289
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,440
Almost impossible to imagine
that could happen

1290
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,480
in what was supposedly
a civilised nation.

1291
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,760
It's the nearest we got
to civil war, I suppose.

1292
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,280
It wasn't about coal, it was about
wanting to destroy the strongest bit

1293
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,760
of the working class,
in the trade unions.

1294
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,400
It still seems unbelievable that
people could revolt that strongly,

1295
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,240
that forcefully
and that vocally for so long.

1296
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,520
The miners' controversial leader
was uber-trade unionist

1297
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,600
Arthur Scargill -

1298
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:25,440
determined to stop the planned
pit closures, whatever the cost.

1299
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,880
Our people ARE going without food,
they ARE suffering severe hardship,

1300
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,720
they ARE having their electricity
cut off

1301
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,080
as a result of
this government's policy.

1302
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,480
One thing you don't lead
your members into

1303
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:40,280
is a battle they can't possibly win,
and there was no way,

1304
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,680
if you decided to have a strike
to bring down the government,

1305
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,440
that you were going to win that one.

1306
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:49,120
Violence in the coalfields
has reached a new pitch

1307
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:53,480
because the miners' leaders
will resort to anything.

1308
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:57,480
I thought Mrs Thatcher was right
to hold out against the miners.

1309
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,120
The mining industry
was headed for extinction anyway,

1310
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,240
it was being extinguished
all over Europe.

1311
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,720
But the tone was sometimes
a bit hateful.

1312
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:11,120
This is a British Prime Minister

1313
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:15,800
who described the working class
as the enemy within,

1314
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,000
as if they were somehow
traitors to the nation.

1315
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,560
Miners were just ordinary men
and women like ourselves,

1316
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,080
with children,

1317
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,680
and I should have preferred
a Conservative government

1318
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,360
that had adopted at least
a more conciliatory tone.

1319
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:36,040
There was no conciliation, though,
as alleged scabs' homes were burned.

1320
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:39,600
And as Thatcher pursued
an us-and-them stance,

1321
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:43,400
she received a very British protest,
straight out of the larder.

1322
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,440
NEWS REPORT: Mrs Thatcher was left
in no doubt about her unpopularity

1323
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,920
when one of a barrage of eggs,
tomatoes and ice creams

1324
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,320
found its mark,
squarely in the chest.

1325
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:56,040
It's the slapstick hand grenade,
the egg, isn't it, really?

1326
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,800
It's not ever going to cause
anybody a great deal of harm,

1327
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,600
but it does cause a lot of mess
and loss of face.

1328
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,360
After a year of violence
and protests,

1329
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,280
Thatcher emerged victorious.

1330
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,600
But another group were planning
direct action against her.

1331
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,080
On the eve of her speech
at the Tory conference in Brighton,

1332
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,960
there was a devastating attack.

1333
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,680
REPORTER: The explosion came
just before three o'clock.

1334
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,680
Most of the residents were asleep.

1335
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,840
Some were still socialising
in the bars

1336
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,120
as the hotel was ripped apart.

1337
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,040
It still is one
of those news stories where,

1338
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:39,640
even as you were saying it
out loud, it still sounded... wrong.

1339
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,080
Those pictures of the front
of the Grand Hotel in Brighton

1340
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,280
were remarkable.

1341
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,600
REPORTER: After the initial
and inevitable confusion,

1342
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,520
the rescue operation
was soon underway.

1343
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,240
You didn't need to be political

1344
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,080
to know this was
a terrible thing to do.

1345
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,800
Everybody was shocked.

1346
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,800
"How could this happen?"

1347
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,400
The Gunpowder Plot was years ago.

1348
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,000
REPORTER: Some of the casualties
helped out at ground level

1349
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,480
were able to walk - but only just.

1350
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,760
Others, more seriously hurt,
were stretchered to ambulances.

1351
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,160
I was staying in the Ship Hotel,
which was a little bit further down,

1352
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,800
because I was a brand-new MP.

1353
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:20,040
And the first thing in the morning
I went for a run along the prom,

1354
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,960
only to find that the hotel
had disappeared in a pile of rubble.

1355
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:27,840
I said, "My God. What's happened?"

1356
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,600
And I was immediately reassured,
"The Prime Minister's OK."

1357
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:35,840
Margaret Thatcher was saved
by her workaholic nature.

1358
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,240
She was actually working
on her conference speech

1359
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,480
when the bomb went off

1360
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:42,160
some time between two and three
in the morning.

1361
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:47,440
I just turned to do one final paper,
and then it went off.

1362
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,040
My husband was in bed,
and all the windows went,

1363
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,400
and the bathroom
was extremely badly damaged.

1364
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,960
In your own room?
Yes, yes.

1365
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,280
They were trying to kill her,

1366
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,640
and it was sheer luck,

1367
01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:00,040
sheer luck that that didn't happen.

1368
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,960
REPORTER: Firemen were forced to
axe their way through locked doors.

1369
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,080
But the biggest problem was how to
free victims trapped in the remains

1370
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,680
of the upper floors.

1371
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,120
Controversially, news broadcasters
aired the rescue

1372
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:16,640
of trade and industry secretary
Norman Tebbit live on TV.

1373
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,120
The firemen are now getting close
to Mr Tebbit.

1374
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,000
He's in a crouching position

1375
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,960
with the rubble of his room
more or less on his back.

1376
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,680
As clear as day, I remember seeing

1377
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:31,240
Norman Tebbit being stretchered out.

1378
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:35,000
To see him in his pyjamas,
dust around his face,

1379
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,760
a bit bloodied
and a bit battered,

1380
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,160
was really rather shocking
at the time.

1381
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,520
This is live news 1984 style.

1382
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,600
And it still has the power
to shock today.

1383
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:54,520
REPORTER: It was 6:50, the rescue
had taken nearly four hours.

1384
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:59,720
Five people died in the attack,
with many more seriously injured.

1385
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:05,080
It was absolutely tragic
for those who lost their lives,

1386
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:09,600
for Norman Tebbit's wife,
who was maimed for life.

1387
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,040
It makes you very frightened

1388
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,320
and very determined
that they're not going to win.

1389
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:17,040
Margaret Thatcher sent a clear
message back to the IRA

1390
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,920
when she refused
to cancel the conference.

1391
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,160
Mrs Thatcher walked along the front
to start her conference

1392
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,680
on the dot of 9:30am.

1393
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,080
I knew immediately
what the response would be.

1394
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,280
It would be,
"Take no notice and carry on."

1395
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:33,920
They began with prayer
and two minutes' silence.

1396
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,600
There was an element of...

1397
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:40,880
..understanding what it was like
during the Blitz for our parents

1398
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,400
and knowing
that they didn't give in,

1399
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,600
and eventually,
they defeated Hitler.

1400
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,960
And if we showed
the same kind of spirit,

1401
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,880
however scared we were,
we would eventually defeat the IRA.

1402
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,480
Thatcher's Churchillian resolve

1403
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,440
even drew respect
from her detractors.

1404
01:08:56,440 --> 01:09:00,080
I spent a lot of my life
making fun of her,

1405
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:06,520
and yet when I saw her speech,
you just saw the Iron Lady.

1406
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:07,880
You couldn't help it.

1407
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,720
And the fact that
we are gathered here now,

1408
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:16,160
shocked, but composed
and determined,

1409
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:20,000
is a sign not only
that this attack has failed

1410
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,280
but that all attempts

1411
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:27,040
to destroy democracy by terrorism
will fail.

1412
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,040
The week after,
she was in church, she said,

1413
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,520
and she looked through
the stained glass window

1414
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,040
and the light was coming in,
and she said,

1415
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:39,480
"I realised this was the day...

1416
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,280
"..I was not meant to see."

1417
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,400
And I don't think
you can be a human being

1418
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:52,280
if you don't have some understanding
of that thought.

1419
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,560
Coming up, more of '84's
controversial women,

1420
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,320
with the live MTV debut
of this material girl.

1421
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,760
Blasphemy, darling.
What was she doing?

1422
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,720
There's a furore over fur.

1423
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:15,160
Wow. That's graphic.

1424
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,560
And a music legend is under fire.

1425
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,160
It was really, really shocking

1426
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,800
that something like that could
happen to one of our pop stars.

1427
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,480
Do not adjust your set,

1428
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,400
this was what passed
as high fashion in 1984,

1429
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:39,160
as clothes for the '80s generation
screamed, "Look at me now!"

1430
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:42,920
People felt more free
to express themselves.

1431
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,120
Not caring what people think.

1432
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,680
It was just really fun, and we
didn't take ourselves too seriously.

1433
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,320
And while the rest of the UK
were dressing like this,

1434
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:56,360
across the pond, a controversial
26-year-old stylistic pioneer

1435
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:59,200
was out to dominate the planet.

1436
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,560
One of pop music's
most flamboyant characters...

1437
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,920
It's a girl who's been tipped
as the white female answer

1438
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,040
to Michael Jackson.

1439
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,760
The hottest property on the
music scene at the moment, Madonna.

1440
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,000
I like the way she acts.

1441
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,560
She's got everything,
she's worked her way up.

1442
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,440
She's like Marilyn Monroe again,
except a much harder Marilyn Monroe.

1443
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:18,160
It's "virgin" on the ridiculous.

1444
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,720
Madonna was one of those artists -
well, she still is -

1445
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,600
where she makes headlines.

1446
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,960
She knows exactly
what buttons to press.

1447
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,680
Madonna is the girl that every boy
wants to go to bed with

1448
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,600
and every girl wants to be,

1449
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,760
and every parent
loathes and despises.

1450
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,400
She's always been opinionated,

1451
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,680
she's always been outspoken,
she doesn't care about her critics.

1452
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:42,320
If she's got a message that she
wants to get across, she'll get it.

1453
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,240
If you're going to call your track
Like A Virgin,

1454
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,280
then you know
people's backs will be up.

1455
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,120
Madonna revelled
in conservative criticism

1456
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:54,000
that she was undermining
family values.

1457
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,400
Next, MTV invited her
to perform the song

1458
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,080
live at their
inaugural Video Awards -

1459
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,320
oh, the possibilities!

1460
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,560
Anything could happen.

1461
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,360
So I think she may well
surprise everybody.

1462
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,960
You don't say!

1463
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,840
Madonna was a
controversy-seeking missile

1464
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,800
determined to score a direct hit.

1465
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,640
First of all,
she'd said she would do it

1466
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,520
if they provided
a live Bengal tiger.

1467
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,240
But they didn't want to do that,

1468
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,000
so she decided she would do it
dressed in a wedding dress.

1469
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,320
# Like a virgin

1470
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,840
# Touched for the very
First time... #

1471
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,440
Madonna, MTV, Like A Virgin.

1472
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,920
Blasphemy, darling.

1473
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,120
What was she doing?

1474
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,480
# When your heart beats... #

1475
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,240
So far, so harmless.

1476
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:46,520
But soon,
the bride had everyone blushing.

1477
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:51,200
I was like, "OK, Like A Virgin,
but you're not being a virgin."

1478
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,800
It was very, very controversial.

1479
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,680
Then she rolls around on the floor,

1480
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,400
and it shows the top of her thigh
and her backside -

1481
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:02,000
it all seems quite pleasant to me.

1482
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,800
That's not how a virgin behaves.

1483
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,200
Was she drinking?

1484
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,520
No, I mean, look,

1485
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,280
she's obviously in the moment,

1486
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,880
she's enjoying her performance.

1487
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,920
Madonna may not have been
the headline artist,

1488
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,000
but her risque routine
stole the show.

1489
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,240
MTV, I don't know how many millions
and millions of viewers

1490
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,160
over the world.

1491
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,680
So she thought,
"Let me just push it over the edge."

1492
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:27,880
So she pushed it.

1493
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:31,040
Cue predictable outrage
from the world's media.

1494
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,760
They got very bent out of shape
about this indeed.

1495
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,600
And then she has to make an excuse -
well, her shoe had come off.

1496
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,560
But obviously,
Madonna is going to do this!

1497
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,280
It's quite obvious,

1498
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,720
I don't understand why everyone
got so distressed about it.

1499
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,520
As a businesswoman,
Madonna was very clever,

1500
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,240
she knew which buttons to push,
she knew what would get press,

1501
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,720
she knew what would get things
talked about,

1502
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,920
she knew what
would get records sold.

1503
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,440
She knew that she was going
to be very successful

1504
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,520
and she knew she was going to have
a career in film as well,

1505
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,520
she told me.

1506
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,560
REPORTER: It's the sort of
ecstatic welcome

1507
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:09,040
that hasn't been seen
since The Beatles.

1508
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,640
40 years on, even Madonna's face
is controversial.

1509
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:16,920
She's still the most successful
female artist of all time, though.

1510
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:19,240
So what's the legacy of those
raunchy three minutes

1511
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:20,880
way back in '84?

1512
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,920
Upon reflection, I'm sure it was
very controversial for the time.

1513
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,880
At this moment in time,
we've all done much worse,

1514
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,640
we've all seen a lot worse.

1515
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:31,920
I've probably got a lot worse

1516
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,560
in the gallery on my phone
right now.

1517
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,400
If you consider today's artists

1518
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,800
like Beyonce
or rap artists, you know,

1519
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,920
in their videos, you know,
how raunchy they get,

1520
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,720
what Madonna is doing
is kindergarten stuff.

1521
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:51,000
I think present day
has really gone a bit too far.

1522
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,000
You've got Cardi B,
who just plain old gyrates

1523
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,840
and wears a G-string all the time.

1524
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,760
But Madonna might have started it.

1525
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,240
She may have started it

1526
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:03,040
that you have to push it
a bit further and a bit further.

1527
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920
Madonna's racy style
influenced a whole new generation.

1528
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:13,800
But high fashion came at a price.

1529
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,720
In an era where wearing fur
was still considered chic

1530
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,640
and live animals
were controversially used

1531
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,440
as test subjects
for new make-up products,

1532
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:25,720
1984 saw outraged animal lovers

1533
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,640
pulling ever more public stunts.

1534
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,880
REPORTER: Nearly 1,500
animal rights protesters

1535
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,440
from a wide area
converged on the farm,

1536
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,760
and foxes have been released
from their pen.

1537
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,920
It certainly seemed
around this time,

1538
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,560
the early '80s, the mid '80s,

1539
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:44,400
that the animal rights protesters
were becoming much more visible.

1540
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:45,720
It was important,

1541
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:49,080
and it was the febrile time
for animal rights campaigners.

1542
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,520
There were quite
shocking protests, really,

1543
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,720
like injecting Mars bars
with poison,

1544
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,440
to really raise awareness,
to hit the headlines.

1545
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,680
REPORTER: So far,
there's no firm evidence

1546
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:00,280
that any of the ten bars discovered

1547
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,880
have actually
been injected with poison.

1548
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,040
A controversial
confectionery campaign

1549
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,920
would gain nationwide exposure.

1550
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,320
Which is the more important to you -
children or animals?

1551
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,520
I think the greatest suffering
is the most important.

1552
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:13,360
Millions of animals
are tortured every year

1553
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,000
in laboratories in this country...

1554
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,480
What about poisoned the children,

1555
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:18,960
are they not important?
There are no poisoned children.

1556
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,160
There's no poison
in these Mars bars whatsoever?

1557
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,080
There's been no evidence of it
so far, has there?

1558
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,520
But you can't give us any guarantees
about that whatsoever.

1559
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,360
But there is plenty of evidence
of cruelty to animals.

1560
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:32,360
The extreme protests
polarised opinions,

1561
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:36,080
and in 1984, this shocking
Lynx anti-fur campaign,

1562
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,960
followed by an even more
controversial Greenpeace TV advert,

1563
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,360
split opinions.

1564
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,160
It looks like a catwalk show,

1565
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:47,760
largely because legendary
style snapper

1566
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:49,360
David Bailey was directing.

1567
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,640
Known as the Dumb Animals campaign,

1568
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,840
it's too disturbing for TV today,

1569
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,160
as the fashionistas
are splattered with blood.

1570
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,880
Oh.

1571
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:06,880
Wow. That's graphic.

1572
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:16,560
Even now, as an adult you watch that
and you think, "Wow."

1573
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,960
For a large part of it,

1574
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:24,680
it feels like a very '80s,
glamorous, yuppie-era fashion show,

1575
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,240
then you start to see the blood,

1576
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:30,040
and then it kind of
throws it back at you -

1577
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,880
"If you buy a coat like this,
you're a dumb animal"

1578
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:38,000
After this moment, it becomes
socially unacceptable to wear fur.

1579
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,680
Who wants to wear a fox
around their neck, anyway?

1580
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,120
Who wants to wear a jacket
that's made out of, you know,

1581
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,640
17 dead animals?

1582
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:49,320
Pressure worked,
as major designers went fur-free,

1583
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:53,560
or, in some cases, fur-partly-free.

1584
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,480
People used to go, "Yeah, but
it's not 100% fur, it's only 50%."

1585
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,840
And you're going,
"What, do you think there's a fox

1586
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,360
"that's just lost its back legs

1587
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,200
"and it's still running around
with two legs like that?"

1588
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:04,640
And I think that really hit home,

1589
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,200
where it shows actually the death
and the cruelty of it.

1590
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:11,560
Today, 19 European countries
have banned fur farming,

1591
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:15,320
but over 90 million animals
are still killed annually

1592
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,560
to put their fur on humans' backs.

1593
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:25,960
1984's clothing was clearly
as contentious as it was colourful.

1594
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,680
And without a hair-raising
outlandish mop to top it off...

1595
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,480
..you'd never stand out
from the crowd.

1596
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:39,440
But with rivers of gel,
mountains of mousse,

1597
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:41,280
and gales of hairspray -

1598
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,440
most of which contained napalm,
apparently -

1599
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,320
you risked more than a bad hair day.

1600
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:52,400
I did a pantomime
with Tessa Sanderson.

1601
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:56,480
She was an Olympic javelin thrower,
gold medallist, actually.

1602
01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:59,960
And she'd come on,
and a pyrotechnic had gone off,

1603
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:03,800
it had caught her hair -
backcombed, full of hairspray -

1604
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:05,840
and it set fire to her hair.

1605
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,600
So we had to... I was going...

1606
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:12,800
onstage bashing her head,
trying to put the fire out.

1607
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,480
It was dangerous.

1608
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,480
It was exactly the same
as what happened to Michael Jackson

1609
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,120
in the Pepsi advert.

1610
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,760
1984 was arguably Michael Jackson's
biggest year.

1611
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,160
Thriller was breaking
global sales records, and nothing,

1612
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,360
seemingly, could go wrong.

1613
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,600
Oh, my gosh, Michael Jackson
was the king of pop.

1614
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,640
He was number one.
He sold out stadiums worldwide.

1615
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,840
He was the top banana.

1616
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:37,720
Michael Jackson - Thriller

1617
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:40,160
is now the highest-selling
solo album

1618
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,480
in the history of recorded music.

1619
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,640
Jackson's life was about
to take a terrifying twist.

1620
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,720
A starring role in a Pepsi
commercial went devastatingly wrong,

1621
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,720
as seen in this horrifying
behind-the-scenes footage.

1622
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,400
Of course you've got hair, make-up,

1623
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,640
you've got Jheri curl juice
and spray

1624
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,080
and all of this everywhere.

1625
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:05,880
One of the sparks
just went too close to Michael,

1626
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:08,160
his hair was set on fire...

1627
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:11,320
Oh, no. That's really bad,
what happened there.

1628
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,720
That's the worst place
to get burned.

1629
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,880
Then all of a sudden the crew
is running over,

1630
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,280
they're patting his head down.

1631
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,800
The footage!

1632
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,600
He got dragged off with flames
on his head

1633
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,520
and they're putting towels on him,

1634
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:25,960
and it was really, really shocking.

1635
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:29,880
He ended up with
second-degree burns.

1636
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:33,400
Problems with hair growing back.
It was a mess.

1637
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,240
While Jackson's chart success
continued,

1638
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,280
some believe those
few shocking seconds

1639
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:41,720
may mark the turning point
between Jackson's old life,

1640
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,800
and the deteriorating health
that would follow.

1641
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,760
We didn't see the trauma of it,
we saw the drama of it.

1642
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,680
It was like, "Oh, my God,
Michael Jackson's head's on fire."

1643
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,680
But it must have been awful for him.

1644
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,920
In a way,
it was an even darker tragedy

1645
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,240
because they then say
that the reason

1646
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,600
that he got so far
into prescription drugs

1647
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,920
was because of the drugs
he'd had to take as painkillers,

1648
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,640
and that he was never
the same again.

1649
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,440
But as we should know by now,

1650
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:09,680
big corporations
tend to get their way

1651
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,640
and, amazingly, the Pepsi advert
still got shown.

1652
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,280
The Pepsi ad, actually,
it went on to go out,

1653
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,880
but a lot later, and you know
those clever clogs,

1654
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:23,640
they did use some of that
to push the advertisement.

1655
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:26,680
But at first
nobody wanted to touch a Pepsi,

1656
01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:29,120
they thought that Pepsi
set your hair on fire.

1657
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,520
In 1984, the final
controversial straw...

1658
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,440
"You need to be tortured like I was.

1659
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:37,640
"I made it, you can make it."

1660
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,840
..would mean the end of
time-honoured traditions...

1661
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,480
"You got Mickey Mouse
qualifications."

1662
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,360
I think they were just jealous.

1663
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,520
..and a frightening fear
of the future.

1664
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,160
I was more or less convinced

1665
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,840
I would end up kind of
bartering rat meat

1666
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,640
in the ruins of Cheadle.

1667
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,360
Oh, 1984 - so much to answer for.

1668
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,280
The fire at York Minster
is still a mystery tonight.

1669
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:07,480
Landmarks burned as iconic
British institutions disappeared.

1670
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:08,960
It was awful, I lived in fear.

1671
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:13,160
We all know us Brits hate change,
even small change.

1672
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,760
In '84 it arrived with a vengeance.

1673
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:20,200
The campaign to save the English
pound note is gathering pace.

1674
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,640
After yesterday's announcement

1675
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:24,000
that it's to be replaced
by the pound coin,

1676
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,680
MPs - Labour and Tory -
are demanding a rethink.

1677
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:29,160
Conservative Norman St John-Stevas
called it...

1678
01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:34,000
I remember when the pound note
was phased out

1679
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,920
feeling a little bit nostalgic

1680
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,960
for that little bit of paper
scrunched in my jeans pocket.

1681
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,200
I remember pound notes,
they were lovely.

1682
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:45,560
You felt rich when you had
a few quid, didn't you, like a wad?

1683
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:48,440
I remember the end very clearly,
I remember lots of old people

1684
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,400
getting really irate about it,

1685
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,880
my dad talking about how we were
going to have to get used to this

1686
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:54,720
newfangled situation.

1687
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,880
REPORTER: The campaign
to stamp out the coin

1688
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,400
isn't confined to Westminster.

1689
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:01,080
Well, we've had about
3,000 letters in all,

1690
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,920
and many of them contain petitions.

1691
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,640
But it's old people in particular

1692
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:08,000
who are most likely to be upset
by the metal pound.

1693
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,880
The old people, some of them don't
realise the difference between them,

1694
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,440
say, and a 5p or a 20p piece.

1695
01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:16,280
Do you yourself find it confusing?

1696
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,760
Yes, I do, sometimes.

1697
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:22,400
The change in that was almost like
you had killed society

1698
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,720
for that generation.

1699
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,000
I remember people going,
"Oh, you can't get rid of that."

1700
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,880
The £1 coin was tiny,
it was actually more practical.

1701
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:33,080
Any introduction of any kind
of new monetary, anything tangible,

1702
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,360
is going to upset them.

1703
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,240
Of course, in 1971 and they had
to deal with decimalisation.

1704
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,120
So you'd gone pound note
to pound coin,

1705
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,360
and then you went
big 10p, smaller 10p,

1706
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:42,720
5p, smaller 5p.

1707
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:45,160
Any change of size of coin
they think,

1708
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,120
"Oh, too fiddly getting on the bus."

1709
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,320
For some, they were a blessing.

1710
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:53,560
The blind say they can recognise
the coin by touch.

1711
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,880
People who make slot machines
reckon it'll make our lives easier.

1712
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:59,760
As a kid I was just like,
"I want a pound coin."

1713
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:02,800
I remember holding
that pound coin in my hand

1714
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,360
and just marvelling at it,
because it was really heavy.

1715
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:08,880
As a kid it was like,
"Oh, my God, how heavy is this?"

1716
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:12,520
Most did what we do best - complain.

1717
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:13,880
Most of the people I've spoken to

1718
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:16,200
have assumed that if anything
was going to be scrapped,

1719
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,800
it would be the coin
and not the note.

1720
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,360
No-one wants the coins at all.

1721
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,120
Everybody wants pound notes.

1722
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,280
Well, I think it's a shame,
in a way,

1723
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,400
because I think a pound note

1724
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,040
has got more value
than a pound coin.

1725
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,720
Maybe never apply to be Chancellor!

1726
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:33,120
But if maths O-level
was going to be a stretch,

1727
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,960
there was maybe good news
on the way.

1728
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,920
In 1984, exams were getting
a controversial overhaul.

1729
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,720
O-level GCE exams
and the CSE are to go.

1730
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:51,800
The GCSE will replace
the present O-levels and CSEs.

1731
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,840
Got that? Good.

1732
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:58,440
The era of everything resting on
a single end-of-year exam was gone.

1733
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,760
I lived in fear of O-levels,

1734
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:03,600
and it was a memory test,
which is ironic now,

1735
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,000
as kind of my job is a memory test
all the time, really,

1736
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,160
learning lines and learning script.

1737
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,000
So you did well, then?

1738
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,760
I got two.

1739
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:18,520
I left school at 16, and I worked
really hard for my exams,

1740
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,280
I came out with three.

1741
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,480
More than two! Well done.

1742
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:27,080
REPORTER: The new scheme will put
all children on the same scale.

1743
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:29,320
There will be harder papers
with higher marks

1744
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:31,520
for the brighter and more ambitious,

1745
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,520
simpler questions
for those who choose them.

1746
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,200
No, you've lost me.

1747
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,520
Someone explain, are GCSEs easier?

1748
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,120
I did O-levels, obviously,
and did rather well in them,

1749
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:42,400
thank you very much.

1750
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,800
And when they became GCSEs,

1751
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,960
I think everybody knew that
they were completely diminished.

1752
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:49,920
No-one since
has done a serious exam.

1753
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:52,520
No young English person
who hasn't done a proper...

1754
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,480
I'm only kidding!

1755
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:58,200
People who did O-levels said,
"Yeah, it's a Mickey Mouse exam.

1756
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,560
"You've got Mickey Mouse
qualifications."

1757
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,160
I think they were just jealous.

1758
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:05,280
All I'm going to say is,
I got a couple of O-levels, yeah?

1759
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:09,640
And my friends - I'm not saying
some of them were stupider than me -

1760
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:13,040
but they all got, like,
10 GCSEs or 12 GCSEs.

1761
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,600
REPORTER: In some subjects,

1762
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,560
the children will set
their own standards,

1763
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:19,320
choose how deeply and how precisely
they answer the questions,

1764
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:21,920
or choose what questions to attempt.

1765
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:25,120
I remember thinking,
"I wish I was doing GCSEs."

1766
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,800
A lot of it was prep work
and project work,

1767
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:32,400
and you were judged on that
as equally as the test at the end.

1768
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:35,080
GCSEs come in, and all of a sudden,

1769
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,280
I can pass my English literature
with no exam,

1770
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,560
I can pass my English language
with no exam.

1771
01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:41,880
And that to me seemed,

1772
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:44,400
A, not only much more beneficial
for my own skill set,

1773
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:48,000
but, B, a much fairer way
of testing your rounded knowledge.

1774
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,560
Thanks to the introduction of GCSEs,

1775
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,680
we now have generations
of bitter O-level parents

1776
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,320
convinced their kids
are educational chancers.

1777
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:00,880
People always want their children
to struggle how they did.

1778
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,240
When I speak to my mother she says,

1779
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:07,160
"Oh, I did O-levels, and I did this,
and it was, like, torture,

1780
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,440
"which is why you should do
the same thing, too.

1781
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:12,040
"You shouldn't have it easier."

1782
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:16,440
"You need to be tortured like I was.
I made it, you can make it."

1783
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:19,920
Poor young things,
all we did was change the name!

1784
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,600
All right, so, in 1984,
we lost our pound notes

1785
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,800
and O-levels were being phased out.

1786
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,040
We lived, we moved on.

1787
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:33,960
But waiting in the wings
was a far more apocalyptic event -

1788
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:35,720
the apocalypse.

1789
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:39,000
In 1984, I think I probably
thought about the end of the world

1790
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,560
more than I thought
about anything else.

1791
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:46,120
I was obsessed with nuclear war,
and massively afraid as well.

1792
01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:52,400
It structured our lives,

1793
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,640
the thought of looking up
into the sky

1794
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,000
and seeing something that would
vaporise your eyeballs.

1795
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,280
The whole thing to me is terrifying,

1796
01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,920
you know, it is
mutually assured destruction.

1797
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:08,200
In 1984, there were nuclear weapons
everywhere -

1798
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:12,040
Russia had them, America had them,
your grandad probably had them.

1799
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:15,120
But he wasn't running
the free world,

1800
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,480
unlike retired cowboy actor
President Reagan,

1801
01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:20,440
with his finger
on the nuclear trigger.

1802
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:24,120
The fact you had
an old Hollywood movie star

1803
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:28,000
actually as president of
the United States of America

1804
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,600
was almost like we'd entered

1805
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,480
this sort of blockbuster
apocalyptic film,

1806
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:35,320
and it all felt very, very real.

1807
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:38,880
So not a time to do anything stupid.

1808
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:42,440
Russia were on a third leader
in three years - Chernenko -

1809
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,000
and feeling twitchy.

1810
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,680
Enter President Reagan with some
Armageddon-inviting ad-lib.

1811
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,320
Hilarious? Well, no.

1812
01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:51,400
Every Saturday morning,

1813
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:55,280
Reagan gave a radio address
from the White House.

1814
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:58,640
And of course, before any broadcast,
you check the mic for sound,

1815
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:01,680
and normally, you say, "One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven."

1816
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:05,320
But he came on with this daffy line
about starting to bomb the Russians.

1817
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:17,160
We all thought that
if this was some kind of a joke,

1818
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:18,920
it was particularly scary

1819
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:21,680
because some truth
might lie behind it.

1820
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,360
This is an off-the-cuff remark,
it's a joke, really,

1821
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:28,400
but I suppose it's the joke
that could have ended everything.

1822
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,800
It wasn't a storm in a teacup,
it was more than that,

1823
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,240
it was a joke of
the most alarming proportions,

1824
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:35,440
if you considered he was the man

1825
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:38,120
with his finger
on the nuclear button.

1826
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:40,320
It took a lot of explaining away
afterwards,

1827
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:42,560
especially, of course,
to the Soviet Union.

1828
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,520
Three, two, one.

1829
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:50,480
With Reagan's stand-up career
on hold,

1830
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:54,080
the nuclear controversy
would next explode in the UK,

1831
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:56,480
when US cruise missiles
targeting Russia

1832
01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:58,680
arrived on our shores.

1833
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,840
This is the time
of the deployment

1834
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,040
of medium-range missiles in Europe,

1835
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:06,040
and he was thought
to be trigger-happy,

1836
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:09,320
and there were huge protests
at Greenham Common and elsewhere.

1837
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,800
Understandably,
we didn't want to be, in Britain,

1838
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,480
an airstrip for nuclear war.

1839
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:20,640
And as so often in history,

1840
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:23,960
it's women who take the lead,

1841
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:27,400
and they created
this fabulous peace camp.

1842
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:31,120
The Tory government
was not in the mood for protests.

1843
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:35,120
1984, we know which side we're on.

1844
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:36,720
We're with the Americans,

1845
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:41,040
and if they want to base
cruise weapons in Britain,

1846
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:42,320
then so be it.

1847
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:45,320
You do whatever
you can to avoid war.

1848
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:49,640
And sometimes, that includes
being very well-armed.

1849
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,480
With the Cold War heating up,

1850
01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:54,960
public preparation for the horrors
of nuclear war intensified.

1851
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:59,240
It was a time for nuclear scares.

1852
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:03,040
Take cover at once
when you hear the attack sound.

1853
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:05,120
SIREN BLARES

1854
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:08,040
You had public information films
of what would happen

1855
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,680
in the event of hearing
the air attack warning.

1856
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,040
You had four minutes.

1857
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,400
And it became a standard
sort of school playground thing,

1858
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:21,880
"Oh, what would you do
in your last four minutes?"

1859
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:25,400
If you weren't already petrified,
you soon would be.

1860
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,040
Jesus Christ. They've done it.

1861
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,120
They've done it.

1862
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:37,480
The brutal
and controversial drama Threads

1863
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:40,160
told you everything
you really didn't want to know

1864
01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:42,240
about nuclear destruction.

1865
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:46,880
Threads is completely
and utterly nightmarishly terrifying

1866
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,880
and haunting.

1867
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,240
Come on. Get all this stuff on!

1868
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:57,200
To actually see the grim reality
was exceptionally powerful.

1869
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,080
We all watched it
kind of pale faced, I think.

1870
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:03,400
The blood drained from us.

1871
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,600
SCREAMING

1872
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:11,360
It was everything I'd read about,

1873
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:14,840
but then made into an even more
howling nightmare.

1874
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,360
It was controversial in the sense

1875
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,720
that that put a great deal
of fear out there.

1876
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:25,400
Threads isn't reality,
it's only a television programme,

1877
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:28,640
and one based upon the sometimes
controversial techniques

1878
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:30,400
of a drama documentary.

1879
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:33,440
What we were trying to do in Threads
was to give a realistic picture

1880
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,600
to people who perhaps haven't
thought about it at all

1881
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:36,880
in their lives.

1882
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:39,320
It certainly did the trick.

1883
01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:40,560
Thanks for that.

1884
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:44,200
I didn't think I would've
reacted like this, you know,

1885
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:45,680
but I just couldn't help it.

1886
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,840
There's literally going to be
nothing after, is there? Nothing.

1887
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:51,480
I want to die when it hits me
cos I don't want to live through

1888
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,680
anything they lived through.
Not at all.

1889
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,520
Watching Threads,
I was more or less convinced

1890
01:32:55,520 --> 01:33:00,680
I would end up kind of bartering
rat meat in the ruins of Cheadle.

1891
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,360
That's what the future seemed
to present to me.

1892
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:06,040
Listen, I might seem like
a traitor, but guess what?

1893
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:08,440
I'd rather be taken over
by the Russians,

1894
01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:12,240
the Chinese or the North Koreans
than be vaporised.

1895
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:16,400
Now, That's What I Call
Controversially 1984.

