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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Tracy Borman: HOW DID CHARLES II
BECOME MORE FAMOUS</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hFOR HIS SEXUAL ADVENTURES THAN
FOR PERFORMING HIS ROYAL DUTIES?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHO WERE THE MANY MISTRESSES
\h\h\h\hWHO VISITED HIS BED?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND WHY WAS ONE COURT OFFICIAL
KNOWN AS THE ROYAL PIMP MASTER?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hMan: CHARLES II
WAS AN INDULGENT MAN.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS A DEBAUCHEROUS MAN.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE RESTORED THE INSTITUTION
\h\h\h\h\hOF THE MONARCHY,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND HE BROUGHT A CERTAIN
JOIE DE VIVRE TO SOCIETY.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[APPLAUSE]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Man: HERE’S A MAN WHO CAME ALONG
WITH BAGS OF WIT AND CHARM,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}LOTS OF COLOR.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hA BIT TOO DISTRACTED
BY HIS MISTRESSES AND SPANIELS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBUT HE BROUGHT BACK
THE GRANDEUR TO MONARCHY.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE RE-ESTABLISHED MONARCHY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN BRITAIN.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWoman: HE WAS
INCREDIBLY CHARMING.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS WITTY, HE WAS ERUDITE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAND HE WAS
A VERY LIKEABLE PERSON.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHOWEVER, HE WAS NOT A VERY
EFFECTIVE LEADER NECESSARILY.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Man: IF I HAD TO PICK
\h\h\h\hTHREE THINGS</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT SUMMED UP CHARLES II,
\h\h\h\h\hHE WAS FECKLESS,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS SLOTHFUL, AND HE WAS LEWD
IN HIS BEHAVIOR.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: IN THIS EPISODE,
I LOOK AT THE ERA’S FASHION</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOR INTIMATE WIGS AND CONDOMS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I REVIEW THE GLORIOUS CLOTHES
THAT CHARLES II ACTUALLY WORE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I TASTE SOME OF THE ROYAL FOOD
\h\h\hAND DRINK FROM THE TIME,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND I EXAMINE THE SECRET TUNNEL
\hTHAT LINKED THE THEATRE ROYAL</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO A BED CHAMBER
ACROSS THE ROAD,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH ALLOWED A ROYAL LIAISON
\hWITH A CERTAIN NELL GWYNNE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[LAUGHTER]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’M TRACY BORMAN,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IN THIS EPISODE, I’M GOING
TO TAKE YOU BEHIND THE SCENES,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO FIND OUT WHAT REALLY WENT ON</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THE PRIVATE LIFE
OF KING CHARLES II.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S MAY 1660.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AFTER TEN YEARS IN EXILE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}CHARLES STUART HAS BEEN INVITED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBACK TO ENGLAND</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FROM THE NETHERLANDS</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO RECLAIM HIS THRONE
\hAS KING CHARLES II.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HERE IN LONDON, HE RECEIVES</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAN ENTHUSIASTIC,
EVEN ECSTATIC WELCOME.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE GLAD TO
SEE THE RETURN OF THE MONARCHY</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AFTER THE DARK AND UNHAPPY YEARS
OF CROMWELL’S COMMONWEALTH.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Man: KING KING!</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hDominic Selwood: IN 1660 WHEN
PARLIAMENT INVITED CHARLES BACK,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE WAS GENERAL EUPHORIA.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHERE HAD BEEN A VERY
BUTTONED-DOWN PURITAN REGIME,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND PEOPLE HAD HAD ENOUGH.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}CHARLES CAME BACK
FROM THE CONTINENT</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH A CERTAIN AMOUNT
\h\h\h\h\hOF GLAMOUR</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND A RELAXED ATTITUDE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WENT DOWN VERY WELL.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hallie Rubenhold: PEOPLE WERE
\h\h\hDESPERATE FOR A CHANGE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND CHARLES, AS WE KNOW,
\hREALLY BEGAN TO EMBODY</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT THE RESTORATION
\h\h\hWAS ALL ABOUT.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS A LITTLE BIT
MORE LAISSEZ-FAIRE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU KNOW, IT WAS BAWDY,
\hIT WAS LIGHT-HEARTED,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hIT WAS ALL OF THE THINGS
THAT PEOPLE WERE DEPRIVED OF</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}DURING THE CIVIL WARS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hRebecca Rideal:
CHARLES II IS REMEMBERED</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AS BEING THE MERRY MONARCH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHO PRESIDED</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OVER THIS COURT OF EXCESS
\h\h\h\hAND LIBERTINISM.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBUT ACTUALLY, I THINK
HE WAS REALLY SUCCESSFUL</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIN GETTING A HANDLE
OF THE ZEITGEIST OF THE TIME</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND NAVIGATING HIS WAY THROUGH</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSOME OF THE MOST
DEVASTATING THINGS</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT COULD AFFECT ANY MONARCH--</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHE GREAT PLAGUE,
THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND A HUGE CRISIS OVER WHO
WOULD BE HIS HEIR AFTERWARDS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THERE WAS SOMETHING
\h\h\h\hABOUT THE NEW KING</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT WAS CERTAINLY NOT IN DOUBT.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAND THAT WAS
HIS VERY HEALTHY LIBIDO.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIT’S SAID THAT DURING
THE COURSE OF HIS LIFE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hCHARLES FATHERED AS MANY
AS 17 ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBY UP TO EIGHT
DIFFERENT MISTRESSES.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}DON JORDAN IS AN EXPERT</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ON THE COMINGS AND GOINGS
\h\h\hIN THE KING’S BED.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO, DON, WHEN YOU THINK
\h\hOF ROYAL SEX LIVES,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHEY’RE USUALLY QUITE
RITUALISTIC, AREN’T THEY.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHERE’S A LOT
OF CEREMONY INVOLVED.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS IT LIKE THAT FOR CHARLES?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDon Jordan:
I THINK CHARLES WAS THE KING</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHO ACTUALLY CHANGED
\h\h\h\hALL OF THAT.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE WAS NOTHING RITUALISTIC
\h\h\h\h\h\hABOUT IT AT ALL,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}EXCEPT IF THERE WAS ANY RITUAL,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS THE ENDLESS PURSUIT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF SEX.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE WAS A MAN
WHO ACTUALLY ENJOYED WOMEN,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE ENJOYED THEIR COMPANY, AND HE
CERTAINLY ENJOYED THE SEX.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE PURSUED EVERY WOMAN
\h\h\h\h\hHE COULD PURSUE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAS LONG AS THEY
WERE GOOD LOOKING.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Selwood: CHARLES’S LIBIDO
\h\h\hWAS OFF THE SCALE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MANY MONARCHS HAD MISTRESSES,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBUT CHARLES TOOK IT
TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hHE HAD MULTIPLE MISTRESSES
AT THE SAME TIME, AND HIS WIFE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE OFTEN HAD THEM</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWORKING WITH
AND LIVING WITH EACH OTHER.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rubenhold: HE FELT HIS PLACE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN SOCIETY,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HIS POWER, HIS MONEY,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ENTITLED HIM TO HAVE BASICALLY
\h\h\h\h\h\hWHATEVER HE WANTED.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THIS WAS NO HOLDS BARRED
\h\h\h\h\h\hIN TERMS OF SEX.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO LIKE EVERY DESIRE, EVERY WHIM
HE HAD, COULD BE SATISFIED.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hMatt Green: IT WAS ALMOST
AS THOUGH HE WASN’T MARRIED.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE SHEER KIND OF ENTHUSIASM
WITH WHICH HE THREW HIMSELF</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hINTO ALL THESE
EXTRAMARITAL RELATIONSHIPS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HIS WHOLE COURT
\hWAS AT IT AS WELL,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS A DECADENT COURT.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IN SOME WAYS THIS WAS
\h\hA DELIBERATE RESPONSE</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO THE DRAB, MOURNFUL,
\h\hLIFE-DENYING YEARS</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF MISERABLE PURITAN RULE WHICH
\h\hHAD HAPPENED IN THE 1650s.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSO THERE WAS
A POLITICAL DIMENSION</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO THE HEDONISM AS WELL.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: CHARLES’S LEGENDARY
SEXUAL APPETITE HAD TO BE SATED</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BY ANY NUMBER OF OTHER WOMEN.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF COURSE, THESE LIAISONS HAD TO
BE VERY CAREFULLY PLANNED,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH OFTEN MEANT SOMEONE
\h\hAT COURT HELPING OUT.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT WHO?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}STEP FORWARD WILLIAM CHIFFINCH.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hROYAL PAGE,
KEEPER OF THE CLOSET,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hOTHERWISE KNOWN
AS THE ROYAL PIMP MASTER.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO, DON, TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY
\h\h\h\h\h\hWILLIAM CHIFFINCH.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Jordan: WELL, WILLIAM CHIFFINCH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAS REALLY</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN
\h\h\h\h\hIN THE PALACE</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}APART FROM THE KING,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN TERMS OF WHAT ACTUALLY
\hHAPPENED IN THE PALACE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’CAUSE HE, HE LOOKED AFTER
\h\h\hTHIS BACKSTAIRS AREA</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT WE’RE IN NOW.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HIS JOB WAS REALLY,
\h\hWAS TO PROCURE</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A SECRET WORLD OF ENJOYMENT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR THE KING.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS THE MAN WHO BROUGHT
\h\h\h\hTHE WOMEN FOR HIM,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THESE WOMEN WERE PROCURED BY
CHIFFINCH INTO THIS AREA HERE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT ONLY HE AND THE KING
\h\h\h\h\hHAD ACCESS TO.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN THE OTHER SIDE
\h\h\h\hOF THE PALACE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THROUGH THE DOOR HERE
\h\h\h\hON THIS SIDE,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS THE OFFICIAL PALACE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS WAS THE EXTERNAL WORLD
THAT OTHER PEOPLE WOULD SEE.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Tony McMahon: WILLIAM CHIFFINCH</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWAS OFFICIALLY
PAGE OF THE BACKSTAIRS,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSO A SERVANT
WHO WOULD LOOK AFTER</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE KING’S MORE INTIMATE NEEDS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAND HE HAD APARTMENTS
ADJOINING THE KING’S APARTMENTS.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT HE WAS ACTUALLY KNOWN AS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN THE COURT</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS THE PIMP MASTER GENERAL.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSelwood:
HE NOT ONLY LOOKED AFTER</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hALL THE PEOPLE
WHO CAME AND WENT,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWHICH MADE HIM
A VERY IMPORTANT MAN.</font>

149
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT AS FAR AS CHARLES
\h\h\hWAS CONCERNED,</font>

150
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hHIS MAIN ROLE
WAS AS THE COURT PIMP.</font>

151
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHE USED TO TRAWL
THE SLUMS OF LONDON</font>

152
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO FIND THE YOUNG WOMEN
\h\h\hTO BRING TO COURT</font>

153
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOR CHARLES AND HIS COURTIERS.</font>

154
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMcMahon:
HE PROCURED PROSTITUTES,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PROCURED UPPER CLASS COURTESANS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR THE KING,</font>

156
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ANYTHING THE KING WANTED
\h\hON THE FEMALE STAKES.</font>

157
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE ALSO HAD A DISCREET
\hCOLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY</font>

158
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWHICH WERE DESCRIBED
AS "THE BRAVE PICTURES,"</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH THE KING AND HIS FRIENDS
\h\hWOULD GO TO SEE IN PRIVATE.</font>

160
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hRideal: WHAT HE ALSO DID
WAS HE KEPT A LITTLE NETWORK</font>

161
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF FRIENDS AND ALLIANCES
\h\h\h\hWITHIN WHITEHALL,</font>

162
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE WAS OFTEN ACCUSED
\h\h\h\hOF BEING CORRUPT.</font>

163
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SAMUEL PEPYS SPEAKS OF GOING
\h\h\hINTO THE KING’S CLOSET,</font>

164
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT THE REQUEST OF CHIFFINCH,</font>

165
00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,143
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND SPEAKS ABOUT HOW HE WAS
\h\hEATING PICKLED HERRING</font>

166
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND DRINKING EXPENSIVE WINES.</font>

167
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hSO CHIFFINCH WAS FREE
WITH THE KING’S FOOD AND WINE,</font>

168
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT ALSO IN CHARGE OF HARVESTING</font>

169
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHE VERY BEST MISTRESSES AND
ONE-NIGHT STANDS FOR THE KING.</font>

170
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

171
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS</font>

172
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ALL KING CHARLES’S
\h\h\h\h\hMISTRESSES,</font>

173
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THE ONE OF WHOM IT’S SAID
\h\h\h\hTHAT HE NEVER TIRED,</font>

174
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS NELL GWYNNE, WHO WORKED HERE
AT THE THEATRE ROYAL DRURY LANE.</font>

175
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hSHE CERTAINLY
HAD ALL THE ATTRIBUTES</font>

176
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT APPEALED TO THE ROYAL EYE.</font>

177
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE WAS PRETTY, WITTY
\hAND THE LEAST GREEDY</font>

178
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ALL CHARLES’S MISTRESSES.</font>

179
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hA LOT OF HER EARLY LIFE WAS
SPENT IN THE LONDON SLUM AREAS</font>

180
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT ONCE SURROUNDED
\h\hWHERE I AM NOW--</font>

181
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MODERN-DAY COVENT GARDEN.</font>

182
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: NELL BASICALLY
\h\h\h\h\hMADE A LIVING</font>

183
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hSELLING ORANGES
OUTSIDE THE THEATRE.</font>

184
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHER FAVORITE TRICK WAS TO PUT
THE TRAY JUST UNDER HER BOSOMS,</font>

185
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THAT ORANGE SALES</font>

186
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WOULD PRESUMABLY BE BOOSTED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAS A RESULT.</font>

187
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSHE WAS SPOTTED
BY SOME OF THE ACTORS,</font>

188
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND CHARLES,
BEING A PATRON OF THE THEATRE,</font>

189
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHEN SPOTTED HER HIMSELF, OR
MAYBE CHIFFINCH GOT HER FOR HIM,</font>

190
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND SHE BECAME ONE
OF HIS FAVORITES.</font>

191
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Green: SHE GRAVITATED
\h\hTOWARDS THE STAGE</font>

192
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND EVENTUALLY BECAME
\h\h\h\h\hAN ACTRESS.</font>

193
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT WAS THERE
IN COVENT GARDEN</font>

194
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT SHE CAUGHT THE KING’S EYE,
AND HE SUMMONED HER TO HIS BOX.</font>

195
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,653
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ON ONE OCCASION HE ACTUALLY
\h\h\hTOOK HER OUT FOR A MEAL,</font>

196
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE KING,
THE KING’S BROTHER JAMES,</font>

197
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY WERE BOTH IN DISGUISE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND HER.</font>

198
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND AT THE END OF IT</font>

199
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY REALIZED
THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY MONEY.</font>

200
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO SHE HAD TO PAY FOR THESE
\hKIND OF TWO ROYAL DINERS.</font>

201
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRubenhold:
NELL GWYNNE WAS JUST FUN.</font>

202
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU KNOW, THERE WERE
NO AIRS AND GRACES,</font>

203
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE WAS JUST UP FOR IT,
\hSHE ENJOYED HERSELF.</font>

204
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE WAS JUST, THERE WAS
\h\hNO FORMALITY TO THIS.</font>

205
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND YEAH, I MEAN,
THAT WAS GREAT, WHY NOT?</font>

206
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SUCH WAS CHARLES’S
\h\h\hINFATUATION WITH NELL</font>

207
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT HE’S SAID TO HAVE USED
A SECRET TUNNEL TO MEET HER.</font>

208
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,396
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT NOT ONE LEADING
TO THE WING OF A ROYAL PALACE.</font>

209
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NO, FAR FROM IT.</font>

210
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hTHIS ONE LEADS FROM
THE THEATRE ROYAL OVER HERE,</font>

211
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hUNDER THE ROAD
AND INTO THIS PUB,</font>

212
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NOW APPROPRIATELY CALLED
THE NELL OF OLD DRURY.</font>

213
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:25,792
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hITS MANAGER, STEPHEN,
AGREED TO SHOW ME AROUND.</font>

214
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hStephen Cleverley:
TRACY, SO IF YOU’D JUST LIKE</font>

215
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO COME THROUGH HERE,</font>

216
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,170
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}JUST TURN THIS ON.</font>

217
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,005
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: I’M EXCITED TO SEE THIS.</font>

218
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:35,218
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hCleverley: SO THIS IS THE NELL
OF OLD DRURY’S BEST KEPT SECRET.</font>

219
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,680
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBEHIND THIS DOOR
IS WHERE THE TUNNEL IS,</font>

220
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,556
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHERE CHARLES II CAME.</font>

221
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,891
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: WOW, LOOK AT THAT!</font>

222
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Cleverley: AND IF YOU LOOK,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU CAN SEE,</font>

223
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS ALL HERE,
THE ORIGINAL ARCH.</font>

224
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: AND WHERE WOULD
THE TUNNEL HAVE ENDED UP?</font>

225
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,191
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCleverley:
THE TUNNEL WOULD HAVE BEEN</font>

226
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE
\h\h\h\hOF THE THEATRE,</font>

227
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,278
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}JUST PAST THE BALLET ROOM
\h\h\h\h\h\hON THIS SIDE.</font>

228
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBorman: SO CHARLES
WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE</font>

229
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,864
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWATCHING A SHOW
OF SOME DESCRIPTION,</font>

230
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hMAYBE GETS A BIT BORED,
OR IT’S DURING THE INTERVAL.</font>

231
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WALK THROUGH THE TUNNEL...</font>

232
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Cleverley: YES, COMES THROUGH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE TUNNEL</font>

233
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN MEETS HIS MISTRESS,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNELL GWYNNE.</font>

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00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,914
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman:
HERE IN THIS CELLAR OR...?</font>

235
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Cleverley: NO, I WOULD IMAGINE
\h\h\h\h\h\hIT WOULD HAVE BEEN</font>

236
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN ONE OF THE BEDROOMS UPSTAIRS.</font>

237
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHIS ISN’T EXACTLY
THE MOST ROMANTIC SETTING.</font>

238
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: INDEED.
Cleverley: YEAH.</font>

239
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: SO HE’S DONE THE DEED,
AND THEN GOES BACK PRESUMABLY...</font>

240
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,217
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Cleverley: GOES BACK OVER
\h\h\h\hTO WATCH THE END</font>

241
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,802
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF THE PERFORMANCE.</font>

242
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,929
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman: JOB DONE.
Cleverley: JOB DONE, EXACTLY.</font>

243
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,644
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hRubenhold: WHEN THE KING WAS
AT DRURY LANE AT THE THEATRE,</font>

244
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,897
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WOULD GO AND MEET
\h\h\h\hNELL GWYNNE.</font>

245
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,692
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND SHE WAS WAITING FOR HIM IN
WHAT IS A PUB ACROSS THE ROAD.</font>

246
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND THERE WAS ACTUALLY
A SECRET TUNNEL UNDERNEATH,</font>

247
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT LINKED THE TWO BUILDINGS.</font>

248
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,241
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE WOULD TRAVERSE THAT,
\h\hAND GO UP AND FIND HER,</font>

249
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,993
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HAVE SEX WITH HER,</font>

250
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,828
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND THEN COME BACK
BEFORE THE END OF THE PLAY</font>

251
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO HE COULD APPLAUD
\hAND BE SEEN THERE.</font>

252
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,834
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW
\hWHAT WAS GOING ON.</font>

253
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,004
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: I THINK CHARLES II’S
FASCINATION FOR LOWBORN WOMEN</font>

254
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,923
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIS SOMETHING YOU SEE
WITH A LOT OF MONARCHS,</font>

255
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE THEY’VE GOT THAT WHOLE
STIFLING ENVIRONMENT IN COURT.</font>

256
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSO NELL GWYNNE, FOR HIM,
IT WAS A TASTE OF REAL LIFE,</font>

257
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT WAS A BIT OF EXCITEMENT.</font>

258
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,682
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE COULD GO AND MEET THEM
\h\h\h\h\hOUT IN THE STREET.</font>

259
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,476
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THE STREETS OF LONDON
\h\hHERE ABOUT THAT TIME</font>

260
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,395
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWERE PRETTY RACY,
FILTHY, DEGENERATE,</font>

261
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:13,191
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hEXACTLY THE SORT OF THING
A BORED MONARCH WAS GONNA LIKE.</font>

262
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:18,321
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

263
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,532
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: ALTHOUGH NELL
WASN’T NEARLY AS GRASPING</font>

264
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,575
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AS SOME OF HER RIVAL MISTRESSES,</font>

265
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:26,121
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE DID DO QUITE WELL OUT OF HER
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE KING.</font>

266
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,790
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS 79 PALL MALL,</font>

267
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE SITE OF HER FINAL
\h\hLONDON RESIDENCE.</font>

268
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,128
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hIT WAS ORIGINALLY
A RED BRICK TOWNHOUSE.</font>

269
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE MOVED HERE IN 1671,</font>

270
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,343
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THE FREEHOLD WAS CONFERRED
\h\h\hTO HER FIVE YEARS LATER.</font>

271
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIT WAS HER MAIN HOME
FOR THE REST OF HER SHORT LIFE.</font>

272
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:51,438
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hNELL DIED IN 1687,
AT JUST 37 YEARS OF AGE,</font>

273
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PROBABLY FROM THE EFFECTS
\h\h\h\h\h\hOF SYPHILIS.</font>

274
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NOT ONLY HAD SHE WON
\h\h\hA SPECIAL PLACE</font>

275
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THE HEART OF KING CHARLES II,</font>

276
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE HAD ALSO CARVED OUT A NICHE
\h\h\h\h\h\hIN POPULAR MEMORY.</font>

277
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,912
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rubenhold: NELL WAS REALLY
\h\hA FAVORITE OF CHARLES’S</font>

278
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOR A LARGE PART OF HER LIFE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND HIS LIFE.</font>

279
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND CONSIDERING THAT SHE STARTED
FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE HEAP,</font>

280
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE DID PHENOMENALLY WELL
\h\hSOCIALLY, FINANCIALLY</font>

281
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BY CHARLES.</font>

282
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,891
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Green: THERE WAS AN ELEMENT
\h\h\h\h\hOF COMPANIONSHIP.</font>

283
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IF IT HAD JUST BEEN</font>

284
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA SEXUAL KIND
OF WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU, MA’AM,</font>

285
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IF I CAN PUT IT LIKE THAT,</font>

286
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hTHEN I DON’T THINK
HE WOULD HAVE BOUGHT HER</font>

287
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A BEAUTIFUL TOWNHOUSE
\h\h\h\hIN PALL MALL.</font>

288
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

289
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,909
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: BUT ALTHOUGH NELL GWYNNE
WAS BY FAR THE MOST FAMOUS</font>

290
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ALL THE KING’S MISTRESSES,</font>

291
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,372
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A LADY WHO REFUSED TO BE ONE</font>

292
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:55,585
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS TO UNWITTINGLY BECOME
\h\hSIMILARLY WELL KNOWN.</font>

293
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:59,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSHE WAS FRANCES STUART,
DUCHESS OF RICHMOND AND LENNOX,</font>

294
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:03,843
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A FAMED BEAUTY WHO APPARENTLY
\h\h\hWENT AGAINST THE TREND</font>

295
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,514
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND CONSISTENTLY DEFIED
\h\hCHARLES’S ADVANCES,</font>

296
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:12,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH MUST HAVE DRIVEN THE KING
\h\h\h\hEVEN WILDER WITH LUST.</font>

297
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,356
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE LOVELORN CHARLES</font>

298
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,566
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}COMMISSIONED A PORTRAIT
\h\h\h\h\h\hOF FRANCES,</font>

299
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,528
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}COMPLETE WITH HELMET
\h\h\h\hAND TRIDENT.</font>

300
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND IT WAS THIS IMAGE
OF THE KING’S NEARLY MISTRESS</font>

301
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:30,828
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT APPEARED ON BRITISH COINAGE
FOR MORE THAN 300 YEARS.</font>

302
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMcMahon:
SAMUEL PEPYS, THE DIARIST, SAYS</font>

303
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,583
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT SHE WAS ONE OF THE MOST
\h\hBEAUTIFUL WOMEN AT COURT,</font>

304
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,335
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY STUNNING,</font>

305
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,504
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO MUCH SO THAT CHARLES
\h\hGOT HER DRESSED UP</font>

306
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,089
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN A TRIDENT AND A HELMET,</font>

307
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAND SHE WAS ACTUALLY
THE BRITANNIA ON THE COINS</font>

308
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,721
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHAT WERE IN CIRCULATION
IN BRITAIN FROM THE 1670s</font>

309
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,348
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALL THE WAY THROUGH
\h\h\hTO THE 1970s.</font>

310
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,560
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE WAS BRITANNIA ON THE COIN.</font>

311
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,728
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hSelwood: FRANCES STUART
WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO CHARLES</font>

312
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG, 14,</font>

313
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND CHARLES WAS COMPLETELY
\h\h\h\h\hSMITTEN WITH HER.</font>

314
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,944
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT SHE NEVER LET HIM
\h\hGET CLOSE TO HER.</font>

315
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,779
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE WAS CLEVER ENOUGH TO REALIZE
THAT TO MAINTAIN HER INFLUENCE,</font>

316
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,574
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH SHE ALREADY HAD,</font>

317
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,243
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHE COULDN’T BETTER HER POSITION
BY SLEEPING WITH THE KING.</font>

318
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO SHE FLIRTED WITH HIM
\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR YEARS.</font>

319
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,834
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

320
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THE DARK PURITAN YEARS
\h\h\h\h\h\hOF THE COMMONWEALTH</font>

321
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,881
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}REALLY WERE A THING OF THE PAST,</font>

322
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND CERTAIN PARTS OF SOCIETY</font>

323
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,845
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}READILY EMBRACED
THE NEW FREEDOM.</font>

324
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,263
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS SAID THAT THE COURT
\h\h\h\h\h\hOF KING CHARLES</font>

325
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,308
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS A REFLECTION OF HOW THINGS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWERE AT THE TIME.</font>

326
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,060
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE,</font>

327
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hBUT EVEN ROYAL COURTS
AREN’T IMMUNE TO HEALTH RISKS,</font>

328
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ESPECIALLY SEXUAL HEALTH RISKS.</font>

329
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,783
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: CHARLES OBVIOUSLY
\h\hWAS IN EXILE FOR YEARS,</font>

330
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,909
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAND WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU’RE EXILED FOR YEARS</font>

331
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,578
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN ROYAL COURTS?</font>

332
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hYOU’RE BASICALLY HAVING
A GOOD TIME, YOU’RE VERY BORED.</font>

333
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,208
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHE THING IS, WHEN HE CAME
INTO POWER AS KING CHARLES II,</font>

334
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,960
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE CARRIED ON DOING
\h\hALL THE THINGS</font>

335
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT A BORED PERSON IN EXILE
\h\h\h\h\h\hWERE GOING TO DO.</font>

336
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,923
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO HE HAD ALL HIS MISTRESSES,
\h\h\h\hHE DID HIS GAMBLING,</font>

337
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WENT TO THE THEATRE.</font>

338
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,971
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hHE JUST CARRIED ON,
WHILE THIS TIME BEING KING.</font>

339
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:15,391
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rubenhold: THEY BELIEVED THAT
\hYOU LIVE LIFE IN THE MOMENT.</font>

340
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,935
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NOBODY EXPECTED TO LEAD</font>

341
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,354
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THESE LONG, SORT OF HEALTHY
\hLIFESTYLES THAT WE HAVE,</font>

342
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,481
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHERE EVERYBODY’S VERY CAUTIOUS
\h\h\h\h\h\hABOUT WHAT THEY EAT</font>

343
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,944
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HOW THEY CONDUCT THEMSELVES
\h\h\h\h\h\hIN TERMS OF HEALTH.</font>

344
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,488
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THE 17th CENTURY,</font>

345
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,614
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU DIDN’T KNOW IF YOU COULD BE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDEAD TOMORROW.</font>

346
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,783
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO TAKE YOUR PLEASURE
\h\h\hWHILE YOU CAN.</font>

347
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,244
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PICK YOUR ROSEBUDS
\h\hWHILE YOU MAY.</font>

348
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:44,087
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THIS IS SOHO, THE HEART
OF LONDON’S SEX INDUSTRY TODAY.</font>

349
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:48,174
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN STUART TIMES, PROSTITUTION
\h\hWAS SIMPLY A FACT OF LIFE</font>

350
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,843
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THE CAPITAL,</font>

351
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:54,097
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
AVAILABLE TO SUIT ANY BUDGET.</font>

352
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH IT CAME THE PROBLEM
\h\hOF VENEREAL DISEASE.</font>

353
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO PROSTITUTES WOULD PROBABLY
\h\h\h\hHAVE HAD TO MAKE USE</font>

354
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,399
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ONE OF THE TRADE’S
\hMORE CURIOUS ITEMS,</font>

355
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,150
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE MERKIN WIG.</font>

356
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,485
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND WHAT’S A MERKIN?</font>

357
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WELL, IT’S A WIG THAT COVERS</font>

358
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}CERTAIN OTHER PARTS
\h\hOF THE ANATOMY.</font>

359
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,579
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MAYBE IT’S NOT TOO SURPRISING</font>

360
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,458
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT DISEASES LIKE SYPHILIS
\h\h\h\hWERE RIFE AT COURT.</font>

361
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,546
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHE KING EVEN HAD
HIS PERSONAL POX DOCTOR.</font>

362
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:30,216
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’M HERE AT A NOTORIOUS
\hMEMBERS CLUB IN SOHO</font>

363
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,343
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO MEET DR. ROSEMARY LEONARD</font>

364
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:37,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND FIND OUT A LITTLE MORE ABOUT
HOW SEXUAL DISEASES WERE TREATED</font>

365
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:41,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT THE COURT OF KING CHARLES II.</font>

366
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,729
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hSO, ROSEMARY, WE HAVE
QUITE AN INTRIGUING COLLECTION</font>

367
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,981
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ITEMS HERE, DON’T WE?</font>

368
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,565
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}CAN YOU TALK ME THROUGH
\h\h\h\h\h\hSOME OF IT?</font>

369
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rosemary Leonard: YES, THIS IS
\h\h\h\h\hTHE STATE OF THE ART</font>

370
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,946
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOR THE APOTHECARY
IN JACOBEAN TIMES.</font>

371
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE WERE THINGS THEY COULD DO
\hTO TRY AND PROTECT THEMSELVES</font>

372
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,702
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM GETTING
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES</font>

373
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,663
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ALSO, ONE PRESUMES,
\hTO STOP PREGNANCIES.</font>

374
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:06,127
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSO THIS IS A JACOBEAN SORT
OF PROTECTIVE, ONE MIGHT SAY.</font>

375
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,920
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THIS WAS TIED ON.</font>

376
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, YOU CAN’T
\hIMAGINE IT NOW.</font>

377
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, YOU’D THINK IT WOULD
\h\hWORK AS A CONTRACEPTIVE,</font>

378
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,260
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY WOULDN’T
\h\h\h\hWANT TO DO IT ANYMORE.</font>

379
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY TIED ON
TO TRY AND KEEP IT IN PLACE.</font>

380
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: I WAS GONNA SAY,
OTHERWISE YOU WOULD IMAGINE</font>

381
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHAT WOULD STAY ON
FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.</font>

382
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,184
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: NO, I CAN’T THINK
\h\h\h\h\hIT WORKED AT ALL.</font>

383
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I SHOULD JUST THINK IT CAME OFF.</font>

384
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,895
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: ABSOLUTELY.</font>

385
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hLeonard: SO PERHAPS
THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.</font>

386
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:30,234
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THEY THEN ALSO HAD
THE LARGER, YOU KNOW,</font>

387
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MORE ROBUST VERSION.</font>

388
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,904
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: A DELUXE VERSION,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHERE WE GO.</font>

389
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: THE DELUXE VERSION.</font>

390
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AND WHAT IS THIS MADE
\hOUT OF? IT’S PRETTY THICK.</font>

391
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,742
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: IT IS VERY THICK.</font>

392
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,326
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIT’S MADE OUT
OF ANIMAL INTESTINE.</font>

393
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,787
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SHEEP’S INTESTINE,
\hCOW’S INTESTINE.</font>

394
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,080
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY WOULD PULL THEM ON,</font>

395
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TIE THEM AT THE TOP
\hAND PULL THEM ON.</font>

396
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,125
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: I HARDLY DARE ASK,</font>

397
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,960
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT WOULD IT HAVE BEEN USED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hONLY ONCE?</font>

398
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,587
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLeonard:
WELL, WE DON’T REALLY KNOW.</font>

399
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,798
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBUT I WOULD PRESUME
AN UPPER CLASS GENTLEMAN,</font>

400
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,342
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hOR THE KING,
WOULD HAVE A GOOD SUPPLY.</font>

401
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,219
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT PEOPLE OF LESSER MEANS,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPROBABLY YES,</font>

402
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,598
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHEY WOULD RINSE THEM OUT,
WASH THEM AND USE THEM AGAIN.</font>

403
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,267
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: I’M GONNA QUICKLY HAND
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHIS BACK TO YOU,</font>

404
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,269
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO WE CAN PASS ON.</font>

405
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,105
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hRubenhold: ONE WAY
YOU COULD PROTECT YOURSELF</font>

406
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:13,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWAS TO USE A FAIRLY NEW
INVENTION CALLED A CONDON,</font>

407
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,988
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OR A CONDOM AS WE WOULD KNOW IT.</font>

408
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:20,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND AT THIS TIME, THEY WERE MADE
LARGELY FROM EITHER SHEEP’S GUT</font>

409
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,788
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hOR ANOTHER TYPE
OF ANIMAL INTESTINE,</font>

410
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,373
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY COULD BE WASHED OUT
\h\h\h\h\h\hAND REUSED AGAIN.</font>

411
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,669
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hOR THEY WERE MADE OUT OF
A VERY FINE LINEN CLOTH AS WELL.</font>

412
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AGAIN, WASHED OUT AND REUSED.</font>

413
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,593
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SO WHAT’S NEXT?</font>

414
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,680
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: SO DESPITE USING
CONTRACEPTIVES PROTECTION,</font>

415
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:45,142
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}POX WAS RIFE, AND THEY WOULD
\hGET LESIONS ON THEIR SKIN.</font>

416
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THEY WOULD TRY AND TREAT THEM</font>

417
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,816
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH A WONDERFUL POULTICE
\h\h\h\h\hOF FROG’S SKIN.</font>

418
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,904
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYOU MIXED IT UP WITH
ANIMAL LARD, THAT’S ANIMAL FAT,</font>

419
00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:02,702
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU MADE A POULTICE, AND RUB IT
\h\h\h\hON TO THE POXY LESIONS.</font>

420
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,537
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO EVEN WHEN THE POX HAD HEALED,</font>

421
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:09,583
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hIT WOULD DESTROY
THE LOOK OF THEIR PUBIC AREA,</font>

422
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,835
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY’D HAVE SCARRING.</font>

423
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THEY USED THESE.</font>

424
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THE FAMOUS MERKIN.</font>

425
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,631
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: YEAH.</font>

426
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,133
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: THE PUBIC WIG,
JUST TO COVER IT ALL UP.</font>

427
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,759
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Leonard: COVER IT ALL UP.</font>

428
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:22,138
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND ALSO HAVING A LOT OF
PUBIC HAIR WAS, UNLIKE TODAY,</font>

429
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,848
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIT WAS REGARDED AS BEING
VERY SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.</font>

430
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,475
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: REALLY? FASHIONS
HAVE CHANGED THAT MUCH.</font>

431
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,019
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLeonard:
FASHIONS HAVE CHANGED, YES.</font>

432
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: NOW, WOULD THIS
HAVE BEEN REAL PUBIC HAIR?</font>

433
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,939
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hLeonard: AFRAID SO,
YES, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN.</font>

434
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,816
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY TIED THEM ON.</font>

435
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,651
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: RIGHT.
ONE WOULD IMAGINE</font>

436
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,696
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHEY MIGHT NOT HAVE STAYED
IN PLACE THROUGHOUT, BUT...</font>

437
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,448
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hLeonard: YEAH,
YOU COULD IMAGINE THEM</font>

438
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,534
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY...
\hYES, IN THE WRONG POSITION.</font>

439
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rideal: WOMEN AND PROSTITUTES
\hAND SOMETIMES MEN AS WELL,</font>

440
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,623
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIF THEY WANTED TO HIDE THE
SYMPTOMS OF VENEREAL DISEASE,</font>

441
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:53,878
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY’D WEAR A MERKIN,
WHICH WAS BASICALLY A PUBIC WIG.</font>

442
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,880
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY WORE THEM TO HIDE
\hTHESE GROTESQUE SYMPTOMS</font>

443
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,633
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT THEY WOULD HAVE CONTRACTED.</font>

444
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,218
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: IT COULD BE LICE,</font>

445
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,179
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT COULD BE SYMPTOMS
\h\hOF POOR HYGIENE.</font>

446
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,389
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT MORE LIKELY IT WOULD BE
\h\h\h\h\hVENEREAL DISEASE,</font>

447
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THEY WERE HIDING THAT AWAY.</font>

448
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,185
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO IT WILL PROBABLY BE MADE
\h\h\hOF HAIR, ANIMAL HAIR,</font>

449
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,812
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hMAYBE HUMAN HAIR,
MAYBE THEIR OWN HAIR.</font>

450
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,189
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IT COULD ALSO BE SOFT CLOTH.</font>

451
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,441
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, IT MAY HAVE BEEN
DECORATIVE ON OCCASION,</font>

452
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,693
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT MAY HAVE BEEN JOKEY.</font>

453
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,611
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT I THINK
IN THE MAJORITY OF CASES</font>

454
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:23,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS TO HIDE SOMETHING DOWN
BELOW THAT WASN’T QUITE RIGHT.</font>

455
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:28,246
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

456
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,539
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: KING CHARLES II
\h\h\h\hHAD OTHER LOVES</font>

457
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,249
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BESIDES WOMEN, OF COURSE.</font>

458
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,086
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hHORSE RACING WAS ONE,
AND ANOTHER WAS HIS DOGS.</font>

459
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,881
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE KING WAS VERY FOND
OF THE SPANIEL BREED,</font>

460
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT’S SAID THAT HE NEVER
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWENT ANYWHERE</font>

461
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,761
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITHOUT AT LEAST THREE OF THEM
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAT HIS HEELS.</font>

462
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,055
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE DOWNSIDE WAS THE MESS.</font>

463
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,641
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}APPARENTLY IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE
\hTO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE</font>

464
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,477
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hACROSS THE FLOORS
OF THE KING’S RESIDENCES.</font>

465
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,856
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHEY WERE ALSO
GREAT FLEA MAGNETS,</font>

466
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,400
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT’S SAID THAT PEOPLE
TOOK THEM INTO THEIR BEDS</font>

467
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:01,236
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THAT THE FLEAS WOULD BITE
\h\h\h\hTHE DOG AND NOT THEM.</font>

468
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,907
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Green: HE DIDN’T DISCIPLINE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE DOGS,</font>

469
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,160
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THEY WOULD JUST FOUL
\h\h\h\h\h\hEVERYWHERE.</font>

470
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THE WHOLE KIND OF...</font>

471
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL STAIRCASES
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND GILDED ROOMS</font>

472
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,291
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WERE JUST KIND OF ICED</font>

473
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,126
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THIS KIND OF DISGUSTING SORT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF DOG EXCREMENT.</font>

474
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,545
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAND IT WAS SEEN
AS SORT OF LIKE SYMBOLIC</font>

475
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF THE KIND OF MORAL FILTH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF THE DAY.</font>

476
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,344
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hRubenhold: CHARLES’S
MAIN OBJECTIVE IN LIFE</font>

477
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,848
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWAS TO PLAY THINGS
AS CAREFULLY AS HE COULD.</font>

478
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:32,726
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND SEX, AND EXTRAVAGANT
\hLIFESTYLE, AND EATING,</font>

479
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,103
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ALL OF THIS TYPE OF THING,</font>

480
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,813
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS THIS INCREDIBLE
DISTRACTION FOR HIM,</font>

481
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,399
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH MEANT THAT HE
DIDN’T HAVE TO THINK</font>

482
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,443
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF THE COURT,
OF THE COUNTRY.</font>

483
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,279
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT WAS TOTAL ESCAPISM.</font>

484
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:51,703
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

485
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:55,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: ANOTHER OF CHARLES’S
\h\h\h\hGREAT LOVES WAS FOOD.</font>

486
00:22:55,165 --> 00:23:00,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hMEAL TIMES WERE FILLED
WITH RITUAL AND CEREMONY.</font>

487
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,841
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOOD HISTORIAN IVAN DAY
\hHAS AGREED TO MEET ME</font>

488
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,220
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT THE HISTORIC 15th CENTURY
\h\h\h\h\hLONG CRENDON MANOR</font>

489
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE</font>

490
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:13,267
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO TALK ME THROUGH AND SHOW ME
\h\h\h\hJUST WHAT THE KING ATE.</font>

491
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ivan Day: TRACY, I’VE GOT HERE</font>

492
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,696
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A REALLY REMARKABLE BIT
\h\hOF BRITISH HISTORY,</font>

493
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:30,034
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWHICH IS A BOOK, PUBLISHED
DURING THE REIGN OF CHARLES II,</font>

494
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:33,579
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hABOUT THE HISTORY
OF THE ORDER OF THE GARTER.</font>

495
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:38,376
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND DURING HIS REIGN, OF COURSE,
KING CHARLES II</font>

496
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,878
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWAS THE CHIEF PIXIE
OF THE ORDER OF THE GARTER.</font>

497
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: AND THERE HE
IS IN ALL HIS SPLENDOR.</font>

498
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,385
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WHY WE’RE FOCUSED ON IT IS,
A BIT FURTHER BACK IN THE BOOK,</font>

499
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:54,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IS AN ACCOUNT OF A FEAST
HELD AT WINDSOR IN 1671.</font>

500
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND AT THAT MEAL, WE HAVE
THE FIRST RECORD OF ICE CREAM...</font>

501
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,062
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: OH, HOW WONDERFUL.</font>

502
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,897
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: ...BEING SERVED. SO...</font>

503
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: WOW! LOOK AT THAT!</font>

504
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:07,405
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT’S AMAZING TO SEE A MEAL
\h\hIN SUCH DETAIL LIKE THAT.</font>

505
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WELL, IT’S ABOUT AS REGAL
\h\h\hAS YOU CAN GET, ISN’T IT?</font>

506
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,909
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS ST. GEORGE’S HALL.</font>

507
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,536
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THERE AT THE TOP TABLE,</font>

508
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,704
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI PRESUME THAT’S
THE MAN HIMSELF, THAT’S CHARLES.</font>

509
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,415
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: NO, HE’S SITTING ALONE
\hUNDER A CANOPY OF STATE,</font>

510
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND HIM
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hARE SERVING HIM.</font>

511
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,670
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hTHE KNIGHTS
ARE ALL SITTING HERE,</font>

512
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,423
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY’RE PROBABLY CONSUMING
THE FIRST COURSE OF THE MEAL.</font>

513
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:30,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THERE WERE TWO MAIN COURSES
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF THE FEAST,</font>

514
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:34,306
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND WE ALSO HAVE THE MENU,
THE BILL OF FARE FOR THAT MEAL.</font>

515
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,476
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU’VE GOT THESE SAVORY DISHES,
\h\h\h\h\h\hLOBSTERS AND THINGS</font>

516
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:40,730
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHAT COULD BE COOKED
VERY QUICKLY, GAME BIRDS.</font>

517
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,524
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN AFTERWARDS
\hI GUESS THEY HAD</font>

518
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:47,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF OUR
MODERN AFTER-DINNER CHOCOLATE,</font>

519
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH WAS A DESSERT, BUT THEY
\h\h\hCALLED IT THE BANQUET.</font>

520
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,574
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SO NOT A GREAT FEAST
\h\hAS THE WORD CONJURES UP?</font>

521
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:55,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hDay: NO, IT HAD A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT MEANING IN THOSE DAYS.</font>

522
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:59,582
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PROBABLY THE MOST LUXURIOUS ITEM
IS ONE PLATE OF ICE CREAM.</font>

523
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: WOW!</font>

524
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,211
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: AND THAT REALLY
IS THE FIRST RECORD</font>

525
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ICE CREAM BEING SERVED
\h\h\h\hIN BRITAIN, YEAH.</font>

526
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,424
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THAT’S EXTRAORDINARY.</font>

527
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,008
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRubenhold:
BECAUSE CHARLES WAS A KING,</font>

528
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,010
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HIS TABLE WAS ALWAYS
EXTREMELY WELL LAID.</font>

529
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IN THE 17th CENTURY,
\hTHAT MEANT A MULTITUDE</font>

530
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,975
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hOF DIFFERENT DISHES
PUT ON THE TABLE ALL TOGETHER.</font>

531
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hYOU KNOW, HE COULD HAVE
20, 30 DISHES LAID BEFORE HIM</font>

532
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:27,901
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF MEATS AND PIES AND PUDDINGS
\hAND REALLY SUMPTUOUS THINGS.</font>

533
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:33,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE DIDN’T HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING
THAT WAS PUT BEFORE HIM.</font>

534
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,033
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: HE WOULD SIT THERE
\hHAVING LITTLE BITS OF THIS</font>

535
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,034
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND LITTLE BITS OF THAT.</font>

536
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,869
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}EVEN THE ACT OF WASTING FOOD</font>

537
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,579
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS SOMETHING THAT ONLY
\h\h\hA KING COULD DO.</font>

538
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,041
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBECAUSE WHO ELSE IN SOCIETY
COULD WASTE THAT AMOUNT OF FOOD?</font>

539
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hDay: YOU’D NEED A HOLLYWOOD
BUDGET TO DO THIS AUTHENTICALLY.</font>

540
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:54,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT I’VE HAD A GO AT REPLICATING
CHARLES’S DESSERT,</font>

541
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,097
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OR BANQUET COURSE.</font>

542
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:57,848
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: WOW!</font>

543
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,351
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALL OF THIS JUST FOR ONE MAN.
\h\h\h\hTHAT’S EXTRAORDINARY.</font>

544
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO, IVAN, WHERE DO I START?</font>

545
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,854
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WELL, I THINK
\h\hYOU SHOULD TRY</font>

546
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,689
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ONE OF THE OLDEST DISHES
\hOF THE BANQUET COURSE,</font>

547
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,609
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH IS THIS VERY LIGHT THING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCALLED A WAFER.</font>

548
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,944
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman: LOVELY,
IT’S BEAUTIFULLY DECORATED.</font>

549
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: MADE IN 17th CENTURY
\h\h\h\h\hWAFERING IRONS.</font>

550
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,074
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AHH.</font>

551
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,742
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MMM. OH, THAT’S NICE.</font>

552
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,996
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hIT’S NOT TOO SWEET,
BUT STILL A NICE FLAVOR.</font>

553
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,581
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OKAY, AND NOW THIS
\h\hLOOKS GLORIOUS.</font>

554
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:26,919
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WELL, THIS IS A SYLLABUB IN
A 17th CENTURY SYLLABUB GLASS.</font>

555
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND YOU FIRST OF ALL DRANK
THE LIQUID FROM THE BOTTOM,</font>

556
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,549
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BY SUCKING IT THROUGH THE SPOUT.</font>

557
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT’S NOT LIKE A TEA POT,
\h\h\hIT’S NOT FOR POURING,</font>

558
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,344
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S FOR SUCKING.</font>

559
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,178
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO HERE WE GO.</font>

560
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,306
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman:
HUH! AND IT REALLY WORKS.</font>

561
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hDay: AND YOU GET
STRONG ALCOHOLIC,</font>

562
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,060
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN YOU EAT THE REST OF IT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAS SPOON MEAT.</font>

563
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBorman: AH, SO A LITTLE BIT
OF CREAM TO FOLLOW THE BOOZE.</font>

564
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:47,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: YEAH.</font>

565
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: WONDERFUL.</font>

566
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,900
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT’S ON THIS VERY...</font>

567
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,069
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hDay: WELL, THERE’S AN ARRAY
OF WHITE AND RED GINGERBREADS</font>

568
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,779
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND BLACK GINGERBREAD.</font>

569
00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,032
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN THESE ARE CALLED
\h\h\h\h\h\hPIPPIN KNOTS,</font>

570
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,283
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY’RE MADE FROM APPLES.</font>

571
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,742
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN THIS ONE,</font>

572
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,829
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS FOOD
ON THE TABLE,</font>

573
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,374
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHIS IS THE VIAGRA
OF THE STUART PERIOD.</font>

574
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,541
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: OH, REALLY.</font>

575
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,293
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: IT’S CANDIED RINGO ROOT,</font>

576
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:11,046
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND IT WAS CONSIDERED TO BE
THE MOST POWERFUL APHRODISIAC,</font>

577
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,923
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PRETTY SUITED TO THIS PARTICULAR
MERRY MONARCH,</font>

578
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,717
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.</font>

579
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,385
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBorman: WELL, NOW YOU’VE
SET IT UP, I’VE GOT TO TRY THIS.</font>

580
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,011
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: I’M STEPPING WELL BACK.</font>

581
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: [LAUGHS] I CAN’T ACCOUNT
FOR MY ACTIONS AFTER THIS.</font>

582
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,476
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT’S VERY UNUSUAL.</font>

583
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,229
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S KIND OF LIKE PARSNIP.</font>

584
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’M GETTING NOT WHAT I WAS
\h\h\h\h\hEXPECTING AT ALL.</font>

585
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: YEAH, SOMETIMES
CALLED SEA PARSNIP.</font>

586
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,818
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: MMM.</font>

587
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,987
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WHAT YOU’RE EATING IT WITH
IS A THING CALLED A SUCKET FORK.</font>

588
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,906
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO YOU CAN EAT SOMETHING STICKY
\h\h\hLIKE THAT WITH THE FORK.</font>

589
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEN WHY DON’T YOU TRY
\h\h\hCHARLES’S ICE CREAM?</font>

590
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,204
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: THIS IS REALLY
THE SHOWSTOPPER, ISN’T IT?</font>

591
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,539
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE ICE CREAM.</font>

592
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}LOVELY.</font>

593
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:51,003
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MMM, THAT IS DELICIOUS.</font>

594
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,505
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S VERY DELICATELY FLAVORED.</font>

595
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,007
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT IS THAT THAT I’M TASTING?</font>

596
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,841
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: IT’S ORANGE FLOWER WATER,</font>

597
00:27:56,884 --> 00:28:00,304
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH WAS REALLY THE PERFUME
\hOF THE COURT OF LOUIS XIV.</font>

598
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: OF COURSE, YES, HE LOVED
ORANGE FLOWER, DIDN’T HE.</font>

599
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,391
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WELL, THAT’S ABSOLUTELY
\h\h\h\h\h\hBEAUTIFUL.</font>

600
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,144
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}VERY DELICATE FLAVOR.</font>

601
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMcMahon:
ONE OF HIS FAVORITE FOODS</font>

602
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,231
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS SOMETHING CALLED
\hEGG AND AMBERGRIS.</font>

603
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND AMBERGRIS IS BASICALLY
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWASTE MATTER</font>

604
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT WHALES BARF UP OR DEFECATE.</font>

605
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,823
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND IT BASICALLY
INCLUDES SQUID BEAKS</font>

606
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,241
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ALL SORTS OF HORRIBLE STUFF.</font>

607
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,911
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IT SMELLS FOUL
\hWHEN IT’S FOUND,</font>

608
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,996
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBUT THEN ACQUIRES
A VERY PUNGENT ODOR.</font>

609
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND CHARLES LOVED HAVING
THIS CHOPPED UP WITH EGG.</font>

610
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hIT WAS ONE
OF HIS FAVORITE MEALS,</font>

611
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,919
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND I HAVE TO SAY IT SOUNDS
\h\hABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING,</font>

612
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT THAT’S WHAT HE LIKED.</font>

613
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WHY DON’T YOU TRY
\h\h\h\h\hONE OF THESE?</font>

614
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,258
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS CALLED BANE BREAD.</font>

615
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWE DON’T KNOW
WHY IT’S CALLED THAT,</font>

616
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,845
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBUT IT’S ABSOLUTELY
SPECTACULARLY DELICIOUS.</font>

617
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:42,930
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: MMM.</font>

618
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: VERY CRISP.
\h\hBorman: MMM.</font>

619
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,476
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: MADE FROM ALMONDS...
\h\h\h\hBorman: OH, YEAH.</font>

620
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:48,893
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hDay: AND YOU SHOULD GET
SOME ROSE WATER IN THERE.</font>

621
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,813
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: MMM, AGAIN, IT’S GOT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA SIMILAR TASTE</font>

622
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,939
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTO THE ICE CREAM,
THAT VERY FRAGRANT...</font>

623
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,650
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hDay: THEY LOVE THE FLAVOR OF
PERFUMES, IT’S EXTRAORDINARY.</font>

624
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: MMM, MMM,
NO, THAT’S DELICIOUS.</font>

625
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,363
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: MM-HMM.</font>

626
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AND HERE AT THE END,
\hWE HAVE SOMETHING HEALTHY.</font>

627
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A LARGE DISH OF ORANGES.</font>

628
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WELL, OF COURSE,
\hYOU HAVE TO REMEMBER</font>

629
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,746
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT HIS MISTRESS NELL GWYNNE</font>

630
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,498
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS SELLING THESE
IN COVENT GARDEN.</font>

631
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,417
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AH, SO THIS IS A LITTLE
\h\h\hREFERENCE TO HER PERHAPS.</font>

632
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:13,835
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HOW FANTASTIC.</font>

633
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,171
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WELL, THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL OF THIS.</font>

634
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,133
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI MEAN, I KNOW YOU SAID
THIS IS A REDUCED VERSION</font>

635
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,093
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF ONE OF CHARLES’S BANQUETS.</font>

636
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,219
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT I JUST FIND IT
\hHARD TO BELIEVE,</font>

637
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,681
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALL OF THIS JUST FOR ONE MAN.</font>

638
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,140
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: NOT A MAN, A KING.</font>

639
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,684
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AND A VERY PAMPERED ONE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAT THAT.</font>

640
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:29,893
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: YEAH.</font>

641
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:37,359
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

642
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,320
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman:
AS WELL AS HIS LOVE OF FOOD,</font>

643
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}CHARLES WAS A BIT OF A DANDY.</font>

644
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,282
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS FASHION CONSCIOUS</font>

645
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,618
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND LIKED TO LOOK HIS BEST
\h\h\h\h\hFROM HEAD TO TOE.</font>

646
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,204
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S NOT THAT WELL KNOWN
\h\hTHAT HE WAS THE FIRST</font>

647
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:52,207
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO MAKE THE THREE-PIECE SUIT
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFASHIONABLE.</font>

648
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,752
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HISTORICAL COSTUMIER
\h\h\h\hMARK GRIFFIN</font>

649
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HAS AGREED TO SHOW ME
\h\hWHAT KING CHARLES</font>

650
00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:01,508
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND OTHER FASHIONABLE MEN AND
WOMEN IN THE MID-17th CENTURY</font>

651
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,302
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WERE WEARING.</font>

652
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:09,641
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO, MARK, YOUR MAJESTY, LOOKING
\h\hRESPLENDENT ALREADY TODAY.</font>

653
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,310
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hCAN YOU TALK ME THROUGH
WHAT THE KING IS WEARING?</font>

654
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,602
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Mark Griffin: HI, TRACY, YES.</font>

655
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,604
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WELL, RIGHT FROM THE VERY START,</font>

656
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,314
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE’S GOT A NEW WONDERFUL
\h\h\h\h\h\hFASHION ITEM,</font>

657
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,191
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE HEELED SHOES HE’S WEARING.</font>

658
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,443
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY’RE ACTUALLY NOT MADE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN A PAIR,</font>

659
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,777
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY’RE STRAIGHT-LASTED,</font>

660
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,154
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO HE COULD WEAR THEM
\h\h\hON EITHER SIDE.</font>

661
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,197
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT HE’S GOT BUCKLES ON
THAT HE CAN INTERCHANGE.</font>

662
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,117
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY CAN HAVE BOWS AND THINGS
\h\h\h\h\h\hAUGMENTING THEM.</font>

663
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,119
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEN HE’S GOT
HIS FINE SILK STOCKINGS ON,</font>

664
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,704
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I WOULDN’T SUGGEST
\h\hYOU FEEL THEM,</font>

665
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hBUT THEY ARE
OF THE FINEST QUALITY.</font>

666
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,584
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEN WE HAVE, MOVING ON
\h\h\hTO HIS BREECHES,</font>

667
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH ARE MADE OF VELVET,
\h\hPROBABLY FROM ITALY.</font>

668
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}UM, MAYBE VENETIAN, UM,
SO VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.</font>

669
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,509
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, HIS BREECHES ALONE
\h\h\h\h\h\hARE WORTH MORE</font>

670
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,178
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAN MOST PEOPLE WILL EARN
\h\h\h\hIN THEIR LIFETIME.</font>

671
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,012
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.</font>

672
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:53,143
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHEN HE’S WEARING A SHIRT
OF FINEST HOLLAND LAWN LINEN.</font>

673
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,397
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hIT IS ALMOST LIKE SILK,
IT’S VERY, VERY FINE INDEED,</font>

674
00:30:56,438 --> 00:31:00,984
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT’S GOT SOME EXTREMELY FINE
LACE ON THERE AS WELL.</font>

675
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SO WHAT DO WE HAVE NEXT
\h\h\h\h\h\hIN THE REPERTOIRE?</font>

676
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,405
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Day: WELL, NEXT IS A NEW FASHION</font>

677
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT CHARLES HAS DISCOVERED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN FRANCE.</font>

678
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,660
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS THE WAISTCOAT.</font>

679
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,037
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hHE HASN’T INVENTED IT,
BUT HE WILL POPULARIZE IT.</font>

680
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,915
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO WE’RE ACTUALLY GETTING THE
START OF THE THREE-PIECE SUIT.</font>

681
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:18,418
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AH! IT ALL STARTS HERE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH CHARLES.</font>

682
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,921
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hRubenhold:
CHARLES LOVED CLOTHING,</font>

683
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,006
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE LOVED EXTRAVAGANCE.</font>

684
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:27,219
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ONE OF THE THINGS WHICH HE
\h\h\hWAS SAID TO HAVE INVENTED</font>

685
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,431
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WAS THE ENGLISH WAISTCOAT,</font>

686
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:36,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH SURPRISINGLY
\h\hWAS VERY PLAIN.</font>

687
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:40,523
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT HE ORNAMENTED HIMSELF
\h\h\h\h\hIN OTHER WAYS.</font>

688
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,818
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIT WAS VERY IMPORTANT
THAT HE BE SEEN TO BE WEARING</font>

689
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:47,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHESE VERY SUMPTUOUS,
LUXURIOUS THINGS AND FABRICS,</font>

690
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:51,910
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE THE CLOTHES
\hPORTRAYED POWER.</font>

691
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,580
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hGreen: THIS WAS ALL PART
OF THE THEATRE OF THE AGE.</font>

692
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYOU KNOW, HE SAW LONDON
AS ONE SORT OF GIANT STAGE</font>

693
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,835
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hON WHICH HE MUST
KIND OF APPEAR AND PERFORM.</font>

694
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND YOU KNOW,
IF HE’D LOOK SCRUFFY,</font>

695
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,171
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OR IF HE HADN’T CUT
\h\hA FINE FIGURE,</font>

696
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:06,216
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEN THAT WOULD HAVE BLEMISHED
\h\h\h\h\h\hHIS POWER SOMEWHAT.</font>

697
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:11,972
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hSO HE WAS THE FIRST KIND
OF DANDYISH KING IN MANY WAYS.</font>

698
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,432
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hGriffin: WELL, NOW WE COME
TO THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.</font>

699
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,351
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS THE NEXT THING
\h\h\hI’M GONNA PUT ON.</font>

700
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,396
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A NICE LONG COAT,
\hAGAIN IN VELVET,</font>

701
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:26,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND WE’RE STARTING TO DECORATE
\h\h\h\h\hWITH EVEN MORE BOWS.</font>

702
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:30,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE’S SILK HERE,
\hTHERE’S RIBBONS,</font>

703
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,909
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE’S GOLD FOIL,</font>

704
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THERE ARE LITTLE TINY
METALLIC FOIL SEQUINS,</font>

705
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:38,165
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}EVERYTHING SHOWING HIM OFF
\h\hAS THE CENTER OF POWER.</font>

706
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBorman: AND IMAGINE HOW
IT WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE LIGHT,</font>

707
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,420
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU KNOW, HIS PALACE
\h\hIS ALL CANDLELIT,</font>

708
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHERE’S LOTS OF KIND OF
GOLD THREAD, SILVER THERE.</font>

709
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,551
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT MUST HAVE JUST SPARKLED.</font>

710
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,429
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: MEN, DURING CHARLES’S
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPERIOD AT COURT,</font>

711
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,224
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PROBABLY SPENT MORE TIME GETTING
THEMSELVES READY THAN WOMEN.</font>

712
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:56,683
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY WORE MAKEUP,</font>

713
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:59,269
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY WORE EXTREMELY
\h\hLUXURIANT CLOTHING.</font>

714
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,856
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSO CHARLES, FOR HIM, IT WAS
UNACCEPTABLE TO APPEAR IN COURT</font>

715
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,234
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}UNTIL HE’D BEEN MADE UP
\hTO THE NINES, FRANKLY,</font>

716
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,861
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN ALL HIS LACES,
IN ALL HIS SILKS,</font>

717
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,239
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH HIS MASSIVE WIG ON.</font>

718
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,948
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND THAT WAS THE WAY
THE KING HAD TO APPEAR.</font>

719
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,575
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hIT WOULD HAVE BEEN
UNACCEPTABLE FOR HIM</font>

720
00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:17,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO JUST SIMPLY LOPE IN IN CHINOS
AND A PAIR OF SNEAKERS.</font>

721
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,541
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBorman: SO, MARK,
WHAT SORT OF WEAPONRY</font>

722
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,168
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WOULD THE KING HAVE HAD?</font>

723
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Griffin: WELL, HE’S A MAN
OF ACTION, A MILITARY MAN,</font>

724
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,548
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT HE DOES WANT SOMETHING
THAT’S A BIT MORE GENTEEL.</font>

725
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S A GENTLEMAN’S SWORD.</font>

726
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:32,135
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS A SMALL SWORD, SO IT’S
\hGOT A LOVELY WIRE-BOUND HILT</font>

727
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,887
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH LOVELY CHISELED WORK ON IT,</font>

728
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,098
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE HEIGHT OF BAROQUE FASHION,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBASICALLY.</font>

729
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,974
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE IS GOING TO NEED THIS,</font>

730
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,728
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE OUT AND ABOUT,</font>

731
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,356
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE MAY WELL BE SET UPON
\h\h\h\h\hBY FOOTPADS.</font>

732
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,400
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSO HE STILL NEEDS
TO BE ABLE TO FENCE,</font>

733
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH WAS A VERY, VERY POPULAR
\h\h\h\h\h\hSPORT AT THE TIME.</font>

734
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,446
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, CHARLES
HAD POPULARIZED THE THEATRE,</font>

735
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:53,240
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YACHT RACING, HORSE RACING,</font>

736
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,159
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT STILL FENCING WAS A VERY,
VERY POPULAR EXERCISE FOR MEN.</font>

737
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,495
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBorman: SO HE LOOKS
PRETTY MUCH READY TO ME.</font>

738
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,080
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Griffin: YES, WE HAVE...</font>

739
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IF HE’S GOING OUT AND ABOUT,
\h\h\h\hWE HAVE THIS MANTLE,</font>

740
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AGAIN MORE VELVET,</font>

741
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:09,173
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE COLLAR LACED
WITH A VERY FINE BIT OF RIBBON,</font>

742
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,674
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND SOME MORE LACE.</font>

743
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,383
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: BEAUTIFUL.</font>

744
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,802
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT DOES SEEM LIKE, ADMITTEDLY
\hTHIS IS THE KING, OF COURSE,</font>

745
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,596
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSO HE’S GONNA BE
SPLENDIDLY DRESSED.</font>

746
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:20,809
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IS IT THE CASE THAT MEN ARE
\hTHE KIND OF PEACOCKS AT COURT,</font>

747
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,518
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THEY OUTSHINE THE WOMEN</font>

748
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,230
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITH ALL OF THESE KIND OF LAYERS
AND DIFFERENT FABRICS?</font>

749
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:31,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hGriffin: BOTH SIDES ARE VYING
FOR LOOKING AS FINE AS POSSIBLE.</font>

750
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I MEAN, BUT LOOKING
\h\h\hAT PORTRAITS</font>

751
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAND LOOKING
AT THE AMOUNT OF WORK</font>

752
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:36,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT GOES INTO MEN’S COSTUMES,</font>

753
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,326
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I THINK THEY’RE THE ONES</font>

754
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:44,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSPENDING THE VAST AMOUNT
OF MONEY ON THEIR CLOTHING.</font>

755
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:47,085
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SO HERE HE IS
\hIN ALL HIS FINERY.</font>

756
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:50,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHE’S GOT HIS BROCADE
AND THE VELVET CLOAK,</font>

757
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE SWORD ALL READY.</font>

758
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,051
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE’S SET TO GO FORTH.</font>

759
00:34:54,092 --> 00:35:07,814
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

760
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,901
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: FOR OTHER GLIMPSES
OF THE REAL KING CHARLES,</font>

761
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,070
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WE’RE INDEBTED TO ANOTHER
FAMOUS NAME FROM THE ERA--</font>

762
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,573
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE DIARIST SAMUEL PEPYS.</font>

763
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT’S SOMETIMES FORGOTTEN</font>

764
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,452
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT CHARLES’S REIGN
\h\h\h\hWAS BLIGHTED</font>

765
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BY TWO OF BRITISH HISTORY’S
\h\h\hGREATEST DISASTERS--</font>

766
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,416
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE GREAT PLAGUE OF 1665</font>

767
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,920
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN 1666.</font>

768
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,465
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}PEPYS RECORDED BOTH
IN HIS FAMOUS DIARY,</font>

769
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,217
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND IT PROVIDES US
WITH VIVID PICTURES</font>

770
00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,303
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF A PRETTY TERRIBLE TIME,</font>

771
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:43,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND ESPECIALLY CHARLES’S DIRECT
\h\h\hAND PERSONAL INVOLVEMENT.</font>

772
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Green: THE PLAGUE
\hARRIVED IN 1665,</font>

773
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,107
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IT KILLED 100,000 PEOPLE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN LONDON.</font>

774
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT ANYONE WITH ANY MONEY,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI.E. CHARLES,</font>

775
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,570
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hJUST GOT THE HELL OUT
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.</font>

776
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,447
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU KNOW, AT THE FIRST SIGNS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF THE PLAGUE,</font>

777
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:58,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE LEFT WITH HIS ENTIRE COURT.</font>

778
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,493
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE ACTUALLY ABANDONED
\h\h\h\hTHE CAPITAL.</font>

779
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,077
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: PEOPLE IN LONDON
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hKNEW THIS,</font>

780
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY KNEW THAT THE KING HAD GONE
AND ALL THE ARISTOCRACY.</font>

781
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,458
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IN FACT THERE WERE RIOTS
IN LONDON DURING THE PLAGUE.</font>

782
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,253
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND PEOPLE WHO’D BEEN LOCKED UP
IN THEIR HOUSES WITH THE PLAGUE,</font>

783
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:12,796
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THE RED CROSS PUT ON,</font>

784
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,298
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWERE ACTUALLY LET OUT,
WHICH WAS AGAINST THE LAW.</font>

785
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT IT WAS PEOPLE WHO WERE
FED UP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE</font>

786
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,512
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT WHILE THEY WERE DYING
\h\h\h\h\hIN THE THOUSANDS</font>

787
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,138
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WITHIN THE CITY WALLS,</font>

788
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,849
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE KING AND ALL HIS COURT
WERE CARRYING ON AS USUAL</font>

789
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:29,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}UP IN HAMPTON COURT
\h\h\hOR IN OXFORD.</font>

790
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
WERE DYING EVERY SINGLE DAY</font>

791
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FROM THE PLAGUE.</font>

792
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THERE WAS ALMOST NOTHING
\h\h\h\h\hTHAT COULD BE DONE,</font>

793
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:41,283
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAPART FROM ISOLATING THOSE
UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO CATCH IT.</font>

794
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:47,872
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hSOMEWHERE HAD TO BE FOUND TO
BURY THE VAST NUMBERS OF DEAD.</font>

795
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:52,210
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THIS IS BUNHILL ROW CEMETERY
\h\h\hIN THE CITY OF LONDON,</font>

796
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:55,005
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH WAS DESIGNATED
\hAS A BURIAL GROUND</font>

797
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,383
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FOR LONDON’S INCREASING NUMBER
\h\h\h\h\h\hOF PLAGUE VICTIMS.</font>

798
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:01,428
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBUBONIC PLAGUE
WAS A TERRIBLE DISEASE</font>

799
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,221
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT SLOWLY INFECTED THE BODY,</font>

800
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:07,726
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hCOVERING VICTIMS WITH
VERY PAINFUL SORES AND LESIONS,</font>

801
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}GRADUALLY DRAINING THEM OF LIFE,</font>

802
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,772
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}UNTIL THEY LITERALLY
\h\h\h\hROTTED AWAY.</font>

803
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:17,277
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHE PLAGUE DEVASTATED
THE POPULATION OF LONDON.</font>

804
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,904
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Green: ALL OVER THE CITY, AND
PARTICULARLY ON ITS OUTSKIRTS,</font>

805
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,448
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AS BUNHILL ROW IS,</font>

806
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU’VE GOT THESE FRIGHTENING
\h\h\h\hLANTERN-FRAMED PITS,</font>

807
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,952
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWHERE THE BODIES
WOULD ACCUMULATE,</font>

808
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,369
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE DEAD CART WOULD ARRIVE.</font>

809
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,079
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY’D SHOOT THE BONES
\h\h\h\h\hINTO THE PIT.</font>

810
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,290
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hPEOPLE USED TO RUN
THROUGH THE STREETS SCREAMING</font>

811
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND ACTUALLY KISSING PEOPLE
TO TRY AND SPREAD THE PLAGUE,</font>

812
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:35,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND THEN THEY’D DIVE INTO
THE BONES BEFORE THEY WERE DEAD,</font>

813
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:39,966
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND JUST WAIT FOR DEATH AMONGST
\hTHOSE WHO WERE ALREADY DEAD.</font>

814
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,593
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: THERE WERE HUNDREDS
\h\h\hOF BODIES PUT IN THERE,</font>

815
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:44,554
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND OFTEN VERY CLOSE
TO THE GROUND SURFACE.</font>

816
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,682
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THERE WAS NO TIME TO POUR
\h\hQUICK LIME ON THE BODIES</font>

817
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:49,684
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OR TREAT THEM IN ANY WAY.</font>

818
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:50,977
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND IT WAS SAID AT THE TIME</font>

819
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,022
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT A SWEET SICKLY SMELL
\h\h\h\hHUNG OVER LONDON</font>

820
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,065
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE THESE BODIES
\h\hWERE EVERYWHERE,</font>

821
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NOT FAR FROM THE SURFACE,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hROTTING.</font>

822
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,491
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: IF THE PLAGUE
\hWASN’T BAD ENOUGH,</font>

823
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:10,580
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}LONDONERS HAD TO ENDURE A SECOND
GREAT DISASTER IN 1666.</font>

824
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:14,042
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN SEPTEMBER THAT YEAR,
\h\h\hA FIRE BROKE OUT</font>

825
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:18,004
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT A SMALL BAKERY
\hIN PUDDING LANE.</font>

826
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,424
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT FIRST, NOBODY SEEMED
\h\h\h\hUNDULY ALARMED.</font>

827
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,885
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hTHE MAYOR OF LONDON,
SIR THOMAS BLOODWORTH,</font>

828
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,887
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}FAMOUSLY OBSERVED THAT A WOMAN</font>

829
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:29,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWOULD BE ABLE TO DOUSE THE
FLAMES NATURALLY, SO TO SPEAK.</font>

830
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:34,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBUT THE FLAMES TOOK HOLD, AND
SOON THE WHOLE CITY WAS BURNING.</font>

831
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:35,981
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SAMUEL PEPYS WATCHED THE FIRE</font>

832
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:39,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM RIGHT HERE ATOP
ALL HALLOWS BY THE TOWER CHURCH,</font>

833
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,153
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NEXT TO THE TOWER OF LONDON.</font>

834
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:46,241
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE WROTE,
"5th OF SEPTEMBER, 1666.</font>

835
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:49,202
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI UPPED THE TOP
OF BARKING STEEPLE,</font>

836
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:53,540
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THERE SAW THE SADDEST SIGHT
\hOF DESOLATION THAT I EVER SAW.</font>

837
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:57,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hEVERYWHERE GREAT FIRES,
OIL CELLARS AND BRIMSTONE</font>

838
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,462
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND OTHER THINGS BURNING.</font>

839
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:04,884
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hTHE FIRE BEING SPREAD
AS FAR AS I COULD SEE IT."</font>

840
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:08,263
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hGreen: SAMUEL PEPYS WAS
THE FOREMOST DIARIST OF THE AGE.</font>

841
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:11,307
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHE LEAVES INCREDIBLY VIVID
ACCOUNTS OF THE GREAT FIRE.</font>

842
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,184
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND HE USED TO CLIMB
\h\h\hUP ALL HALLOWS</font>

843
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BY THE TOWER OF LONDON</font>

844
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,773
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND WATCH JUST ENTIRE STREETS,
BUILDINGS, PALACES, MONASTERIES</font>

845
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:22,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hJUST BE DEVOURED
IN ONE ENORMOUS FLAME.</font>

846
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:24,404
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAND WITHOUT
HIS EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT,</font>

847
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI’M NOT SURE WE’D HAVE
SUCH A SORT OF SOUND SENSE</font>

848
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:31,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}OF THE SCALE AND TRAGEDY
\h\hOF THAT CATASTROPHE.</font>

849
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:37,083
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

850
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,753
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: AS THE FIRE GOT
\hMORE OUT OF CONTROL,</font>

851
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,755
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}KING CHARLES AND HIS BROTHER
\h\h\h\hJAMES, DUKE OF YORK,</font>

852
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:47,010
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TRAVELED ON HORSEBACK TO JOIN
THE FIGHT AGAINST THE FLAMES.</font>

853
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,053
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AT THE END OF A LONG DAY,</font>

854
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,224
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THE TWO ROYAL VOLUNTEER FIREMEN
\h\h\h\hWERE MUDDY AND SWEATY,</font>

855
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,060
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEIR FACES BLACKENED
\h\h\h\h\hWITH SMOKE.</font>

856
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,479
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}James: HERE! HERE!</font>

857
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,565
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[SHOUTING]</font>

858
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,943
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rubenhold: CHARLES II REALLY
SHOWED WHAT HE WAS MADE OF,</font>

859
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:06,446
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hIN TERMS OF BEING
THE PEOPLE’S MONARCH</font>

860
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,197
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}DURING THE FIRE OF LONDON,</font>

861
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,744
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWHEN HE AND THE DUKE OF YORK
WENT OUT TO THE FIRE DIRECTLY,</font>

862
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,413
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hAND LITERALLY
ROLLED UP HIS SLEEVES</font>

863
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:18,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND TRIED TO HELP
PUT THE FIRE OUT.</font>

864
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,461
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}McMahon: HE WENT DOWN THERE,
\h\h\h\h\h\hREDEEMED HIMSELF,</font>

865
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,921
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}STOOD THERE WITH LONDONERS,
\h\hSHARED THEIR SUFFERING,</font>

866
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:28,301
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hCAME AWAY COVERED IN MUD AND
BLOOD AFTER SAVING BUILDINGS.</font>

867
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,053
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRideal:
IF HE HADN’T GOT INVOLVED,</font>

868
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,972
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHE REPERCUSSIONS
WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE.</font>

869
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,891
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS THE LEADER
\hOF THE COUNTRY,</font>

870
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,560
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE NEEDED TO BE INVOLVED</font>

871
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN FIGHTING THE GREAT FIRE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF LONDON.</font>

872
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,693
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBorman: BRUCE HOAD IS
A FORMER DEPUTY FIRE CHIEF</font>

873
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,279
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWHO HAS CO-WRITTEN A BOOK
ON THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON.</font>

874
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:54,702
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO IS THIS TYPICAL
OF A 17th CENTURY LONDON STREET?</font>

875
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,247
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBruce Hoad: WELL, ABSOLUTELY
TYPICAL, OTHER THAN FOR THE FACT</font>

876
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,040
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT THIS IS BUILT OF STONE,</font>

877
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND WE’D HAVE BEEN LOOKING
AT TIMBER BUILDINGS THEN.</font>

878
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:02,961
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: BUT AS CLOSE AS THAT?</font>

879
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,754
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hoad: ABSOLUTELY, YES.</font>

880
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,673
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALMOST TOUCHING AT THE TOP,</font>

881
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND FROM A FIREFIGHTER’S
\h\h\h\h\hPOINT OF VIEW,</font>

882
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,802
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.</font>

883
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,095
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BECAUSE, AS WE ARE NOW,</font>

884
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,890
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE LENGTH
\h\h\h\h\hOF THE ALLEYWAY.</font>

885
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,767
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEHIND YOU.</font>

886
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hTHE FIRE COULD BE
BREAKING OUT ANYWHERE.</font>

887
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,688
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: YEAH.</font>

888
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,606
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hHoad: IT WOULD’VE BEEN
INCREDIBLY HOT AND SMOKY,</font>

889
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.</font>

890
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,027
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBorman:
AND IN TERMS OF CASUALTIES,</font>

891
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,071
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHAT SORT OF NUMBERS
\h\h\hARE WE TALKING?</font>

892
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:33,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hoad: WELL, SURPRISINGLY,
THERE WERE ONLY SIX DEATHS</font>

893
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hOFFICIALLY RECORDED
AND ATTRIBUTED TO THE FIRE.</font>

894
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,413
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: SO IN FACT WORD SPREAD
\h\hEVEN QUICKER THAN THE FIRE?</font>

895
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hoad: YES, IT DID, AND IT GAVE
\h\h\h\hPEOPLE THE OPPORTUNITY</font>

896
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,335
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}TO EVACUATE AND GET AWAY
\h\h\h\h\hFROM THE FLAMES</font>

897
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BEFORE THEY WERE REACHED.</font>

898
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,923
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Rideal: THERE WERE A NUMBER
\h\h\hOF WAYS TO FIGHT FIRE</font>

899
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,425
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}IN THE 17th CENTURY.</font>

900
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,218
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SO THERE WERE FIRE ENGINES,</font>

901
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hBUT THEY’RE NOT FIRE ENGINES
THAT WE WOULD UNDERSTAND TODAY.</font>

902
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:58,599
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hTHEY WERE BASICALLY CARTS
WITH HUGE BUCKETS ON THE TOP,</font>

903
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:01,310
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hTHAT YOU COULD PUMP
AND WATER WOULD SQUIRT OUT.</font>

904
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:05,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}NEVER REALLY ENOUGH
TO FULLY END A FIRE.</font>

905
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:08,776
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHoad:
CHARLES, JAMES, PEPYS, PENN,</font>

906
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,112
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY WERE ALL PRESENTED
\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH A FIRE</font>

907
00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:15,241
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT WAS WAY BEYOND CONTROL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAT THAT TIME.</font>

908
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,411
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND ACTUALLY
THROUGH EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP</font>

909
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THEY DID MANAGE TO BRING
THE FIRE UNDER CONTROL,</font>

910
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT ONLY WHEN DRASTIC ACTION
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAS TAKEN,</font>

911
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:28,004
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAND THEY ACTUALLY THEN STARTED
TO BLOW HOUSES UP WITH DYNAMITE.</font>

912
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND THAT WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED
\hWITHOUT SOME FIRM LEADERSHIP,</font>

913
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:35,219
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ON THE PART OF CHARLES
AND HIS BROTHER JAMES.</font>

914
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}♪</font>

915
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,976
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Borman: KING CHARLES WAS NEVER
\h\hONE TO PUT AFFAIRS OF STATE</font>

916
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:44,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BEFORE AFFAIRS OF THE HEART.</font>

917
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,273
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY VERY CAPABLE</font>

918
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,608
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHEN HE SET HIS MIND
\h\h\h\hTO BUSINESS.</font>

919
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:51,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSOMEHOW, THOUGH,
MORE PRESSING MATTERS</font>

920
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:53,070
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}JUST SEEMED TO GET IN THE WAY,</font>

921
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}MAINLY IN THE SHAPE OF A WOMAN.</font>

922
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,368
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS A POPULAR,
\hWELL-LOVED KING</font>

923
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,244
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHO WAS GENUINELY MOURNED</font>

924
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:06,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hWHEN, AGED 54, HE DIED
A DIFFICULT DEATH IN 1685.</font>

925
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}ALWAYS A SECRET CATHOLIC,</font>

926
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,381
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}HE WAS RETURNED TO THE FAITH
\h\h\h\h\h\hON HIS DEATHBED.</font>

927
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,257
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}JOHN EVELYN SAID OF CHARLES</font>

928
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:16,636
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}THAT "HE WAS A PRINCE
OF MANY GREAT VIRTUES,</font>

929
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,637
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}AND MANY GREAT IMPERFECTIONS,</font>

930
00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:20,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BUT NOT BLOODY OR CRUEL."</font>

931
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:23,768
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}WHICH IS PROBABLY
A SUITABLE EPITAPH</font>

932
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:27,272
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hAND ONE HE MIGHT WELL
HAVE CHOSEN FOR HIMSELF.</font>

